Tick Unknowingly Gets A Measure Of Revenge!

[Tick]

So any long time DTF member knows the now legendary story of me being shorted a quarter on 3 separate occasions by a cashier at McDonald's a few years back.
Well yesterday something very funny happened by mistake that I think may amuse you all on the fine Thursday morning.

I pull up to a Burger King drive through to pay for a double cheeseburger and small fries. The cashier says to me...

"4.23 please"

I didn't realize my fuck up at that moment but I reach in my wallet and pull out 4 singles and hand them to the girl at the window. She politely looks at me and says...

"Do you have 23 cents?"

Not realizing I only gave her 4 dollars I look at her and say...

"You know, I just might."

 I look into a drink cup with some change in it and check. Then I look at her and smile and say...

"I'm sorry, I don't"

She hands me the bag of food and says...

"Ok, thank you have a nice day"

I smile and say...

"Thanks, you too!"

Then drive away. Then about an hour later I realize I gave her 4 dollars, not 5. I'm thinking what a moron I am and started to laugh thinking about the whole exchange.

I have 50 cents more to collect from fast food establishments to get totally even! 

[Chino]

Nice. I'm plotting my revenge on Subway at the moment. They have automatic change dispensers. Every day I go, my total is $9.66. I never counted my change until the other day, and three days in a row now I was shorted between $.02 and $0.04. I wonder if it's a subway conspiracy. Do that to a million people a week and it will add up quick.

[Tick]

Nice. I'm plotting my revenge on Subway at the moment. They have automatic change dispensers. Every day I go, my total is $9.66. I never counted my change until the other day, and three days in a row now I was shorted between $.02 and $0.04. I wonder if it's a subway conspiracy. Do that to a million people a week and it will add up quick.

Subway is ripping you off!!!!Eat fresh, spend more!

[Dr. DTVT]

Nice. I'm plotting my revenge on Subway at the moment. They have automatic change dispensers. Every day I go, my total is $9.66. I never counted my change until the other day, and three days in a row now I was shorted between $.02 and $0.04. I wonder if it's a subway conspiracy. Do that to a million people a week and it will add up quick.

[King Postwhore]

Finally old age is paying off Rich!!

[JayOctavarium]