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The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:17:41 PM »
Leave it up to the German on the forum to show unconditional love to the Hoff.

Appreciate the 76 inches of pure manlihood in this thread!

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2017, 03:40:56 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2017, 03:43:17 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Wow 27 million views. Wonder if Davey H. Hoff got much out of it.

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2017, 03:44:57 PM »
Don't hassle The Hoff!!!

That was the best 4:03 of my life!!!
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2017, 03:46:52 PM »


The man single handedly brought down the Berlin wall. Him and his light up jacket of Freedom, Bravo sir

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2017, 03:49:21 PM »
He will soon be very popular in Mexico

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2017, 03:50:23 PM »


The man single handedly brought down the Berlin wall. Him and his light up jacket of Freedom, Bravo sir

He even influenced Bruce Dickinson.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2017, 03:51:13 PM »
Let's appreciate that we've all been this drunk at some point

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2017, 05:35:05 PM »
In 2000 I literally woke up wearing nothing but boxer briefs and vomiting into the garden of the home owned by the dad of a girl I'd have a one night stand with less than a year later.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2017, 05:49:48 PM »
That sounds like a fantastic night.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2017, 06:33:47 PM »
Hoff Daddy agrees


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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2017, 07:00:25 PM »
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2017, 09:36:30 AM »
I suppose it wouldn't be April 1st without this site trying to make my eyes bleed.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2017, 09:41:39 AM »
That's the spirit :tup
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2017, 10:42:19 AM »


On a more serious note, some time ago I tried to watch some Knight Rider again, out of pure nostalgia. Not good, not good.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2017, 10:45:14 AM »
I've only seen one episode, because it was included on another boxset as a promo, and didn't much care for it. The Hoff was too deadpan and flat, and KITT was just rigged to the point of sucking the fun out of it.
But I still like the principle of it.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2017, 10:49:32 AM »
Let's appreciate that we've all been this drunk at some point




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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2017, 12:45:42 PM »
I've only seen one episode, because it was included on another boxset as a promo, and didn't much care for it. The Hoff was too deadpan and flat, and KITT was just rigged to the point of sucking the fun out of it.
But I still like the principle of it.

In the beginning the show's setup was cool, as KITT took the role of the usual detective partner, but with some unique abilities. IIRC, later on those abilities increased continuously, and often were used as a Deus ex machina.

Michael Knight's evil twin was also a bit ... silly.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2017, 02:20:10 PM »
Back then I thought it was silly and it hasn't changed in the meantime. Imo the only good thing that Hoff ever did was his appearance in the spongebob movie.
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Re: The Hoff Appreciation Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2017, 05:06:11 PM »
I seem to remember an episode of Knight Rider where KITT got totalled and they re-built him with new brakes - which were flaps that opened up on the body.

Also a Semi called Garth or Goliath ?

I was around 9 years old at the time.