« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 75 76 77 78 79 [80] 81 82 83 84 85 ... 116   Go Down

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes  (Read 173488 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline TAC

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 74658
  • Gender: Male
  • Arthritic Metal Horns
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2765 on: May 28, 2023, 05:29:07 PM »
What fucking movie are we talking about?
Logged
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Online wolfking

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 46822
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2766 on: May 28, 2023, 05:30:31 PM »
Quote from: TAC on May 28, 2023, 05:29:07 PM
What fucking movie are we talking about?

LOL, don't worry.
Logged
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on August 03, 2022, 07:45:35 PM
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

Online wolfking

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 46822
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2767 on: May 28, 2023, 05:31:26 PM »
It's your mate Chevy Chase from Christmas Vacation.

Quote from: TAC on May 26, 2023, 07:08:43 PM
I can't decide if I'm going for a bullseye or a jackass.

This was the runner up, easily.  You just got pipped, it was close.
Logged
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on August 03, 2022, 07:45:35 PM
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

Offline Snow Dog

  • Posts: 1029
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2768 on: May 29, 2023, 07:13:19 AM »
Thanks!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, wolfking -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Bad alternate careers for celebrities

Logged

Offline XJDenton

  • What a shame
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 7611
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2769 on: May 29, 2023, 07:39:48 AM »
Donald Trump - Provider of ChatGPT training data.
Logged
"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman

Offline Podaar

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9938
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2770 on: May 29, 2023, 08:55:36 AM »
Taylor Swift; taking over DTF top 50 lists for Kevshmev
Logged
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44871
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2771 on: May 29, 2023, 09:17:11 PM »
Cart collector - TAC

Editor - Kingshmegland

LGBTQ+ advocate - Ron DeSantis

Kareem Abdul-Jabaar - Airline co-pilot

Sam Kinison - Kindergarten teacher

Jimmy Butler - Butler
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19234
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2772 on: May 29, 2023, 09:24:15 PM »
Mike Tyson - Financial Advisor
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline Cool Chris

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 13603
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2773 on: May 29, 2023, 10:00:49 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 29, 2023, 09:17:11 PM
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar - Airline co-pilot

OMG Winner! "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"
Logged
"Nostalgia is just the ability to forget the things that sucked" - Nelson DeMille, 'Up Country'

Offline Podaar

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9938
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2774 on: May 30, 2023, 05:05:10 AM »
Bill Cosby - Bartender
Logged
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

Offline hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 53208
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2775 on: May 30, 2023, 07:00:28 AM »
Kim Kardashian - nun
Logged
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Zydar

  • Creep With Tonality
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19274
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2776 on: May 30, 2023, 07:03:24 AM »
Stevie Wonder - Photographer
Logged
Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

Offline Stadler

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 43465
  • Gender: Male
  • Pointing out the "unfunny" since 2014!
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2777 on: May 30, 2023, 07:23:52 AM »
Logged

Online soupytwist

  • Posts: 2755
  • Gender: Male
  • Star Trekkin
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2778 on: May 30, 2023, 07:52:57 AM »
Mother Teresa - Pornstar.
Richard Gere - Vet.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2023, 07:58:31 AM by soupytwist »
Logged

Offline TAC

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 74658
  • Gender: Male
  • Arthritic Metal Horns
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2779 on: May 30, 2023, 09:10:29 AM »
Jason Tatum- Heart Specialist
Logged
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44871
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2780 on: May 30, 2023, 08:05:21 PM »
Pete Rose - Ethics Ombudsmen

OJ Simpson - Knife Sharpener
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline TAC

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 74658
  • Gender: Male
  • Arthritic Metal Horns
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2781 on: May 30, 2023, 08:06:07 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 30, 2023, 08:05:21 PM
OJ Simpson - Knife Sharpener

Glove Model
Logged
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Online wolfking

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 46822
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2782 on: May 30, 2023, 09:48:48 PM »
Issa - Hooker

Rick Allen - Sign language interpreter

My boss - A boss (oh wait)

Ozzy Osboune - Drug rehab councillor or AA meeting host

Logged
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on August 03, 2022, 07:45:35 PM
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

Offline Stadler

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 43465
  • Gender: Male
  • Pointing out the "unfunny" since 2014!
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2783 on: May 31, 2023, 06:38:05 AM »
Thom Yorke - Singer.  :D ;) :P
Logged

Offline Snow Dog

  • Posts: 1029
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2784 on: May 31, 2023, 07:06:00 AM »
Some really good ones here, but this made me laugh the hardest:

Quote from: wolfking on May 30, 2023, 09:48:48 PM

Rick Allen - Sign language interpreter

Boomerang win! You’re up again, Wolf!
Logged

Online wolfking

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 46822
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2785 on: May 31, 2023, 08:58:01 PM »
 :metal
Logged
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on August 03, 2022, 07:45:35 PM
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

Online wolfking

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 46822
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2786 on: May 31, 2023, 09:53:11 PM »
Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene;

You go to your parents house and walk in on your mother banging your best friend while your Dad is work, and you say?
Logged
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on August 03, 2022, 07:45:35 PM
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

Offline gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19234
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2787 on: May 31, 2023, 10:27:05 PM »
I guess I know the answer to if Mark can spend the night

Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline XJDenton

  • What a shame
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 7611
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2788 on: June 01, 2023, 01:15:39 AM »
"Motherf-"
Logged
"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman

Offline Podaar

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9938
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2789 on: June 01, 2023, 05:19:03 AM »
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."
Logged
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

Offline TAC

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 74658
  • Gender: Male
  • Arthritic Metal Horns
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2790 on: June 01, 2023, 05:59:04 AM »
Can I call you Dad now?
Logged
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Offline Snow Dog

  • Posts: 1029
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2791 on: June 01, 2023, 06:44:12 AM »
Get your ass a little higher, John. She likes it hard.
Logged

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44871
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2792 on: June 01, 2023, 08:06:21 AM »
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 53208
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2793 on: June 01, 2023, 10:54:27 AM »
My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?
Logged
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Stadler

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 43465
  • Gender: Male
  • Pointing out the "unfunny" since 2014!
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2794 on: June 01, 2023, 10:56:44 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 01, 2023, 10:54:27 AM
My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

Probably, but kind of funny, nonetheless.  :)
Logged

Offline gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19234
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2795 on: June 01, 2023, 11:28:32 AM »
Well I'll be a.......I really am a son of a bitch.......
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44871
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2796 on: June 01, 2023, 12:58:32 PM »
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19234
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2797 on: June 01, 2023, 01:10:01 PM »
So THATS how she got that flute through customs last summer......
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 53208
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2798 on: June 01, 2023, 01:47:10 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on June 01, 2023, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 01, 2023, 10:54:27 AM
My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

Probably, but kind of funny, nonetheless.  :)
:biggrin:
Logged
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Online wolfking

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 46822
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2799 on: June 03, 2023, 05:49:50 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on June 01, 2023, 05:19:03 AM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant!  :lol :hefdaddy

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!

Logged
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on August 03, 2022, 07:45:35 PM
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.
Pages: 1 ... 75 76 77 78 79 [80] 81 82 83 84 85 ... 116   Go Up
« previous next »