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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1855 on: February 21, 2020, 10:04:54 PM »
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1856 on: February 21, 2020, 11:08:38 PM »
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I peed next to Ian Mosley and Mark Kelly
Derek Sherinian probably stands 10 feet away from the urinal, shoots from downtown, and announces loudly that he's making history.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1857 on: February 22, 2020, 05:08:37 AM »
Star Trek: Captain Wesley
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1858 on: February 22, 2020, 05:23:50 AM »
Hulk and the big dong.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1859 on: February 22, 2020, 11:04:44 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1860 on: February 22, 2020, 04:54:25 PM »
Star Trek: Captain Wesley
I'd watch that  :)
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Derek Sherinian probably stands 10 feet away from the urinal, shoots from downtown, and announces loudly that he's making history.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1861 on: February 24, 2020, 07:50:03 AM »
Meesa Horny: JarJar’s Venture Into the Porn Industry
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1862 on: February 24, 2020, 01:25:22 PM »
Well, that was unexpected.  Thanks!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1863 on: February 24, 2020, 01:47:58 PM »
Two words:  GG ALLIN

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1864 on: February 24, 2020, 01:59:36 PM »
Do an acoustic version of "Bleed" by Meshuggah.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1865 on: February 24, 2020, 02:05:17 PM »
You know him as Joe the policeman on the "What's goin' down" episode of That's My Mama. Put your hands together for Jackson Heights own! Mr Randy Watson!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1866 on: February 24, 2020, 03:11:41 PM »
Plug in the karaoke machine.
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1867 on: February 24, 2020, 05:28:08 PM »
Tuesday Opeth.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1868 on: February 25, 2020, 06:47:45 AM »
"Hi everyone. My name is Gregg, and I'm an alcoholic."
[group response] "Hi, Gregg!"
"For my first number, I'd like to perform the Ono classic, Bad Dancer."
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1869 on: February 25, 2020, 07:12:49 AM »
"Do you have Helen Keller's greatest hits?"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1870 on: February 25, 2020, 08:44:20 AM »
♪♫"Rise all loyal cougars and hurl your challenge to the foe.
You will fight, day or night, rain or snow.
Loyal, strong, and true
Wear the white and blue...
♪♫
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1871 on: February 25, 2020, 09:24:48 AM »
Perform one of Yoko Ono's screaming improvisations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJl06nxPub8
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1872 on: February 25, 2020, 09:30:18 AM »
"Good evening.  I would like to perform everything the Beatles ever recorded.

I won't do all of Hey Jude."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1873 on: February 25, 2020, 10:08:04 AM »
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway"."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1874 on: February 25, 2020, 10:16:22 AM »
Yes....could you please pull up "The Serenade of the Blue Whale" please?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1875 on: February 25, 2020, 10:38:54 AM »
Ooohhh... I see you have Adam Sandler "At A Medium Pace".  :lhk:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1876 on: February 25, 2020, 10:59:22 AM »
Are y'all ready for some Mojo Nixon?
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« Reply #1877 on: February 29, 2020, 03:29:18 PM »
Plug in the karaoke machine.

So simple, yet so true. You’re up!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1878 on: March 01, 2020, 06:06:56 AM »
I felt pretty confident about my entries, but I admit, I thought the Cougar fight song would get you.  :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1879 on: March 01, 2020, 06:21:36 AM »
Ever seen a grown man naked?

When you donate your body to science, it can get used as a crash test dummy, for medical training, forensic research or to save a life through organ transplants.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1880 on: March 01, 2020, 09:11:30 AM »
I felt pretty confident about my entries, but I admit, I thought the Cougar fight song would get you.  :lol


Oh, wow. I *absolutely* did not pick up on that! I’m only familiar with the “Rise and shout, the Cougars are out,” part, but it still should have been obvious. Well, results being the same...:lol

As for the scene:

“Let me introduce you to my little friend...”

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1881 on: March 05, 2020, 02:23:30 PM »
So, are we done here?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1882 on: March 05, 2020, 03:57:15 PM »
How about I shove four D batteries up your a$$ and then you tell me if you’re in the mood to play?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1883 on: March 05, 2020, 05:40:50 PM »
“Come and play with my rocket”


“I like mushrooms”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1884 on: March 05, 2020, 09:16:40 PM »
Nice shoes. Let’s fuck.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1885 on: March 06, 2020, 04:49:05 AM »
“You should get a job”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1886 on: March 06, 2020, 05:14:35 AM »
Do you want some candy little kid.  Come get in the van.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1887 on: March 06, 2020, 05:31:55 AM »
It's Billy Barty!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1888 on: March 06, 2020, 06:07:10 AM »
“I like mushrooms”

I don't know why, but this one keeps cracking me up. It's just so odd.

Take it away, sir!
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1889 on: March 06, 2020, 07:07:56 AM »
 :coolio :coolio

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