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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1225 on: January 11, 2018, 08:54:46 PM »
....mother open mouth kiss me?
  disturbing enough to be the winner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1226 on: January 12, 2018, 06:29:48 AM »
Well thank you sir.  :tup

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Next Scene:

You’re very protective of your younger sibling. Their date comes over to pick them up.....you answer the door first and tell them something to discourage them from going on the date. What do you say?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1227 on: January 12, 2018, 06:34:26 AM »
Have a seat, she's rinsing the lice treatment and will be here in a minute.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1228 on: January 12, 2018, 06:51:51 AM »
Are you susceptible to skin rashes?

Don't stare at the ankle monitor. She's very self-conscious of it.

I have a very specific set of skills.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1229 on: January 12, 2018, 07:50:32 AM »
Perfect timing. I think her bout of herpes has calmed down by now.

*Opens door while cleaning shotgun barrel*

Hold on, I think she’s plucking her mustache...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1230 on: January 12, 2018, 08:17:04 AM »
Just so you know, my sister just recently started practising cannibalism

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1231 on: January 12, 2018, 09:03:47 AM »
"Hi.  You can just call me Darth."

"You're not from one of those shithole countries, are you?"

< Cocks shotgun and just stands in the door looking serenely at the kid on the front step.>

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1232 on: January 12, 2018, 10:29:46 AM »
Hey, you don't happen to know how long it takes before animals start smelling a decomposed body, do you?

Oprah, 2020!!  WOOT!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1233 on: January 12, 2018, 01:44:34 PM »
Don't bother, I just banged her.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1234 on: January 12, 2018, 01:45:25 PM »
Sure, come on in, make yourself at home. She’ll be down in a bit. I’d guess she’s just about finished with fucking the guy she went out with this morning.

EDIT: Goddamn it. Beaten to it.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1235 on: January 12, 2018, 05:52:14 PM »
Dude... you never noticed the Adam's apple?!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1236 on: January 13, 2018, 07:01:28 AM »
Hi.  I'm Joe.  May I call you Punching Bag?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1237 on: January 14, 2018, 10:48:58 PM »
Don't bother, I just banged her.

This is so wrong. And I love me some wrong.

You’re up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1238 on: January 15, 2018, 05:59:33 AM »
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1239 on: January 15, 2018, 06:26:05 AM »
Derek and Mike Can Suck It.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1240 on: January 15, 2018, 06:48:46 AM »
Scenes From An Ex's Memory
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1241 on: January 15, 2018, 06:56:48 AM »
Derek and Mike Can Suck It.


 :rollin :rollin :rollin


BAM!! Instant Winner!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1242 on: January 17, 2018, 08:30:05 PM »
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Since we're still early enough in January....

Unexpected New Year's resolutions from a significant other.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1243 on: January 17, 2018, 08:49:52 PM »
I resolve to find someone with a bigger c*** this year.   

I resolve to gain back all that weight I lost after the second baby.

I resolve hit triple digits in sexual partners this year. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1244 on: January 17, 2018, 09:03:08 PM »
I resolve to actually take those birth control pills you thought I have been taking.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1245 on: January 19, 2018, 05:58:22 AM »
Do these topics really suck that bad?  Guess I can play the game like a boss, but can't host it worth shit.   :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1246 on: January 19, 2018, 12:07:57 PM »
Mrs. Jingle to Jingleboy: "This year I resolve to help you come up with better topics for Scenes From A Hat."





*shrug*
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1247 on: January 21, 2018, 01:27:41 PM »
Mrs. Jingle to Jingleboy: "This year I resolve to help you come up with better topics for Scenes From A Hat."

I genuinely got a solid lol out of this.  You're up Jay.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1248 on: February 13, 2018, 03:39:10 PM »
 :corn
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1249 on: February 14, 2018, 01:00:41 PM »
Goddamnit.

Someone wanna take this for me?

I've been balls deep in work and completely forgot.

I should stop contributing lmao
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1250 on: February 14, 2018, 01:06:35 PM »
I would, but I suck at setting up a scene.   :D
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« Reply #1251 on: February 14, 2018, 06:27:19 PM »
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I'll step up:    The inscription on the best Valentine's Day card you ever sent (or wished you sent):

(EDIT: Damn you, TAC!  :) )
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1252 on: February 14, 2018, 06:53:37 PM »
The best Valentine's Day CAR??

Drive me!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1253 on: February 14, 2018, 07:49:57 PM »


Roses are red
Violets are blue
And that's what your balls will be
Cuz I ain't goin down on you
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« Reply #1254 on: February 14, 2018, 07:51:46 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put on some Winger
And go fuck yourself
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1255 on: February 14, 2018, 07:57:11 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll take jingle.boy
Anytime over you

Signed, Mrs TAC
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1256 on: February 14, 2018, 07:58:57 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll take jingle.boy
Anytime over you

Signed, Mrs TAC


You got some real penis envy...................MINE! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1257 on: February 15, 2018, 07:30:23 PM »
Surprise buttsex??

It ain't gonna suck itself.

I wanna five-knuckle-shuffle your moose knuckle
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1258 on: February 16, 2018, 07:51:41 AM »
Look, I'm not going to drag this out longer than it needs to go.


The Falcons reference was a clear winner from the moment I read it.  If nothing else, Jingle knows his audience!   You're up, bud!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1259 on: February 16, 2018, 07:54:09 AM »
Yay... now I have the dubious task of coming up with another scene - which I suck at!

Will contemplate, and try to remember before the end of the weekend.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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