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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1190 on: January 02, 2018, 03:26:40 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 01, 2018, 05:47:56 PM

lonestar has a 1.3 average on Yelp.

For some reason that got an actual laugh out loud.   :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1191 on: January 03, 2018, 07:46:49 PM »
Y'all really brought the funny ... good round and touch to judge.

This one really did get me!  Back at ya JB, you are up.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1192 on: January 05, 2018, 05:42:19 AM »
:fistpump:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1193 on: January 05, 2018, 06:25:03 AM »
I’m the King of the Glory Hole!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1194 on: January 05, 2018, 07:12:32 AM »
Tighten up Francis.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1195 on: January 05, 2018, 07:58:22 AM »
"Rules? PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES!" - Juan Spewed Over the Cuckold's Chest

"Watchu takin' 'bout Willis" - Different Strokes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1196 on: January 05, 2018, 08:02:20 AM »
"Winter is cumming." - Game of Moans
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1197 on: January 05, 2018, 08:08:33 AM »
"He Slimed Me" - ThroatBusters
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1198 on: January 05, 2018, 08:09:42 AM »
In before Gary can get to it.

"Wax on, wax off." - The Bukkake Kid
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1199 on: January 05, 2018, 08:18:32 AM »
"Keep friends close, but your enemas closer." - The Godwater, Part II
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1200 on: January 05, 2018, 08:26:10 AM »
"You can't handle the girth!" - A Few Good Men



Okay, I'm done. Sorry!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1201 on: January 05, 2018, 08:29:13 AM »
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in - The Gangbanger
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1202 on: January 05, 2018, 09:29:45 AM »
Some of these are hilarious.  This is the best one in quite a while, no offense to anyone in particular. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1203 on: January 05, 2018, 09:49:51 AM »
Quote from: Stadler on January 05, 2018, 09:29:45 AM
Some of these are hilarious.  This is the best one in quite a while, no offense to anyone in particular.

Pr0n brings out the best in us. 

Gregg... you're not done.  You've got me in ya.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1204 on: January 08, 2018, 09:43:32 AM »
 "When I was a little girl, my daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?"  - Frisky Business
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1205 on: January 08, 2018, 09:44:45 AM »
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! - Queer Science
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1206 on: January 08, 2018, 10:27:28 AM »
"Just when I thought I was out... she pulled me back in!" - Michael in the Wadfather III
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1207 on: January 08, 2018, 10:43:00 AM »
Quote from: Stadler on January 08, 2018, 10:27:28 AM
"Just when I thought I was out... she pulled me back in!" - Michael in the Wadfather III


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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in - The Gangbanger
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1208 on: January 08, 2018, 12:17:50 PM »
Quote from: AngelBack on January 05, 2018, 07:12:32 AM
Tighten up Francis.

This takes it.  Considering the actual line is my go-to whenever someone is getting antsy, it gave me the most giggles.  And I'm sure I'll giggle even more whenever I tell someone "Lighten up, Francis".

Thought there'd be more entries - here was so much gold to work with here guys...

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I'm cummin here... I'M CUMMIN HERE!!
You're gonna need a bigger cock
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I'll fuck you my pretty... and you're little dog too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1209 on: January 08, 2018, 02:01:25 PM »
Yikes!  Didn't expect that, thanks JB!

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BlobVanDam   8
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1210 on: January 08, 2018, 02:21:30 PM »
*Crickets*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1211 on: January 08, 2018, 02:22:04 PM »
That is not exactly bigly.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1212 on: January 08, 2018, 03:06:47 PM »
Why can't you look more like Sean Hannity?

Pass the ketchup.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1213 on: January 08, 2018, 03:20:33 PM »
Wow, even that's orange!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1214 on: January 09, 2018, 09:10:19 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 08, 2018, 10:43:00 AM
Quote from: Stadler on January 08, 2018, 10:27:28 AM
"Just when I thought I was out... she pulled me back in!" - Michael in the Wadfather III


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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in - The Gangbanger

Yeah, I know.  I just made myself laugh with "The Wadfather" and needed to post it.  For myself.  :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1215 on: January 09, 2018, 09:27:04 AM »
Ahhhh.....my two favorite things at bed time......a snack from the Golden Arches and a spritz from the golden shower......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1216 on: January 09, 2018, 01:11:28 PM »
OK, I'm a newb, not the best scene but......buy an expensive piece of "meat"  and then......

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 08, 2018, 03:06:47 PM

Pass the ketchup.

Awesome on many levels!! 

Back to you JB.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1217 on: January 10, 2018, 11:58:24 AM »
Yikes!  Didn't expect that, thanks Angel!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1218 on: January 10, 2018, 12:03:47 PM »
version of Pull Me Under cut off at the end?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1219 on: January 10, 2018, 12:55:26 PM »
weewee smell like cheese..
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1220 on: January 10, 2018, 01:12:13 PM »
...life suck?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1221 on: January 10, 2018, 01:12:55 PM »
....mother open mouth kiss me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1222 on: January 10, 2018, 04:53:45 PM »
cat like sniffing asses?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1223 on: January 10, 2018, 04:55:06 PM »
friend who lives in Canada pronounce "About" as "Aboot?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1224 on: January 10, 2018, 08:00:26 PM »
....wife open her vagina to other men’s penis’s?
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