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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1085 on: December 04, 2017, 08:19:13 PM »
Fuck you you fucking fuck

Who's the "smart" one now?

Time to hand in your man-card
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1086 on: December 04, 2017, 09:00:19 PM »
"After you bought this and loaded it up in your car, I noticed you neglected to return your cart to the corral." 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1087 on: December 04, 2017, 09:32:33 PM »
Error: Fluid and Flesh detected in Coax Connection you sick pervert
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1088 on: December 05, 2017, 04:28:49 AM »
You're not man enough to handle this much winning

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1089 on: December 05, 2017, 06:07:50 AM »
You should have sprung for the Samsung, you cheap bastard.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1090 on: December 06, 2017, 02:17:38 PM »
You know what they say about a man: the bigger his TV the smaller his...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1091 on: December 06, 2017, 02:18:29 PM »
This TV only plays the Oprah Channel.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1092 on: December 06, 2017, 07:19:05 PM »
Error: Fake news detected, channel incompatible with Smart TV

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1093 on: December 08, 2017, 08:15:17 AM »
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I know, this is probably too much "insider baseball", but given my recent posts over at P/R, this got a laugh out loud and therefore the win.   (Jingle, you were close on this one, and Podaar actually had another that could have won as well). 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1094 on: December 08, 2017, 09:19:59 AM »
As Jingle would say, "Know thy audience."  :biggrin:

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gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
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Pols Voice   1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1095 on: December 08, 2017, 09:33:12 AM »
While getting a blow job.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1096 on: December 08, 2017, 09:35:12 AM »
Commenting on your wife's orgasm scream....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1097 on: December 08, 2017, 11:44:33 AM »
While pinching the morning loaf

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1098 on: December 08, 2017, 12:08:59 PM »
Sucking on your wife's tits

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1099 on: December 08, 2017, 12:33:19 PM »
Sucking on your wife's tits

I clicked on the thread and this is all I saw, and, oddly, I felt like I was home.  :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1100 on: December 08, 2017, 01:05:26 PM »
After trimming the hedges
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1101 on: December 08, 2017, 08:22:34 PM »
While listening to your cat's forlorn yowling

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1102 on: December 08, 2017, 08:24:36 PM »
Following your wife in the bathroom.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1103 on: December 08, 2017, 11:25:05 PM »
After trying out your new flesh light
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1104 on: December 09, 2017, 05:48:51 AM »
Okay, I don't usually like to do this, but I've got to close this competition early. No one is going to beat this for at least three reasons that I can think of.  :rollin

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1105 on: December 09, 2017, 09:38:01 AM »
Thanks Gregg!  :lol I enjoyed that round, though the mental images of my mother were disturbing.

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Cool Chris   6
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JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
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Can't contain my excitement for "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" this week, so...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1106 on: December 09, 2017, 10:11:08 AM »
I have a good feeling about this.

Nice ass!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1107 on: December 09, 2017, 10:30:57 AM »
This climate is dry and cold so Im going to have to use the Force on you quite a bit
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1108 on: December 09, 2017, 10:39:09 AM »
I've heard you have a little Jedi inside you. Would you like my little Jedi inside you?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1109 on: December 09, 2017, 10:50:25 AM »
Han didn’t happen to give you that $50 he owes me did he?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1110 on: December 09, 2017, 10:57:36 AM »
More fucking Star Wars? WTF??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1111 on: December 09, 2017, 11:20:31 AM »
You didn't bring razor blade with you by any chance did you?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1112 on: December 09, 2017, 11:21:54 AM »
Please pass the jelly.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1113 on: December 09, 2017, 12:19:48 PM »
Did you bring some soap as well? Haven’t had a good bath in a while......my taint has its own Degobah System going on if you know what i mean.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1114 on: December 09, 2017, 12:30:29 PM »
"This isn't about that sexual harassment complaint from 1980 is it? I swear I didn't know she was my sister! She even initiated it! I'm the victim here! #metoo"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1115 on: December 09, 2017, 12:52:20 PM »
Got any quarters for the Donkey Kong machine?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1116 on: December 10, 2017, 06:06:56 PM »
Lightsabers and chill?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1117 on: December 10, 2017, 08:23:27 PM »
Do you like what I've done with the place?  The stairs are a bit of a bitch, but otherwise, I'm quite pleased with how it turned out.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1118 on: December 10, 2017, 08:27:04 PM »
And your name is?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1119 on: December 10, 2017, 10:26:25 PM »
Is Trump still president?
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