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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #945 on: November 07, 2017, 03:12:41 PM »
You can either smoke your weed up there or come down and taste some of the dopest sewer sh%t peyote you'll ever taste.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #946 on: November 07, 2017, 03:13:11 PM »
Think of my feelings if you weren't to come down and allow me to murder you?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #947 on: November 07, 2017, 03:15:20 PM »
I seem to have captured Gary's imagination. Does someone spend a lot of hours every day in the office with Millennials? Hmmm?
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #948 on: November 07, 2017, 03:29:04 PM »
Who wants a participation ribbon?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #949 on: November 07, 2017, 03:31:19 PM »
Do you want to know where to get an iPhone XV?
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #950 on: November 08, 2017, 10:17:27 AM »
I'm offended by these entries
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #951 on: November 08, 2017, 10:37:53 AM »
4pm-6pm is Selfie-hour

I've got a job down here that pays $95,000/year, and you'll be promoted to EVP within 6 months.  Stock options and a fooseball table too!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #952 on: November 08, 2017, 01:54:07 PM »
I’ve got a Bernie Sanders election win down here...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #953 on: November 08, 2017, 02:11:47 PM »
Free bong hit and pizza!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #954 on: November 08, 2017, 03:27:28 PM »
Everybody takes and posts pictures of their food first!
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #955 on: November 08, 2017, 08:46:42 PM »
Netflix and kill?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #956 on: November 09, 2017, 09:53:20 AM »
Many great entries that had me laughing quite a lot. As I usually do when I can't decide, I brought in my studio audience...Mrs. P. This one got the biggest laugh from her.

Quote from: JayOctavarium on November 08, 2017, 10:17:27 AM
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You're up, Jay!  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #957 on: November 09, 2017, 01:04:14 PM »
Thanks Podaar.

Fun fact- That wasn't even an entry :lol


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #958 on: November 09, 2017, 01:06:00 PM »
No anuses leak down here.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #959 on: November 09, 2017, 01:36:39 PM »
I've got a 70" 4K TV down here, beer and no cellphone reception.   
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #960 on: November 09, 2017, 02:16:50 PM »
There’s no millenials down here...


Want a pill that puts Viagra to shame?


Come check out this hot blonde chick with huge fake tits and a great ass!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #961 on: November 09, 2017, 03:32:33 PM »
Down here, nobody's joints ache, and you don't have to squint to read the fine print.

Everybody rides scooters!
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #962 on: November 09, 2017, 04:00:08 PM »
Tim, there are Anal Beads down here.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #963 on: November 09, 2017, 04:21:33 PM »
24/7 Winger and unlimited supply of New Balance!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #964 on: November 09, 2017, 04:24:24 PM »
The girl down here says she doesn't like to cuddle after....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #965 on: November 09, 2017, 04:25:23 PM »
Hey Harvey, I've got a potted plant down here for you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #966 on: November 09, 2017, 04:29:59 PM »
401K matching and no one bloats down here.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #967 on: November 09, 2017, 05:06:30 PM »
Flatulence is encouraged - especially dutch ovens!
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #968 on: November 09, 2017, 08:15:16 PM »
Your wife and kids will never find you down here.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2017, 10:55:15 PM by gmillerdrake »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #969 on: November 09, 2017, 08:20:44 PM »
You can listen to pre Wuss Era Rush all day long.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #970 on: November 09, 2017, 08:22:08 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 09, 2017, 08:15:16 PM
Your wife and kids will never fondness you down here.

I had your wife over last night to fondness me.

This was funnier in my head. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #971 on: November 10, 2017, 09:16:03 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 09, 2017, 05:06:30 PM
Flatulence is encouraged - especially dutch ovens!

Winner.

I've been rather gassy today. (okay I am always gassy) So this sticks with me.


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #972 on: November 11, 2017, 05:20:44 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #973 on: November 11, 2017, 09:04:42 AM »
“Education - Brigham Young University; [insert any degree here]”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #974 on: November 11, 2017, 09:07:12 AM »
Hobbies: Drugs and pussy.


I believe I am the best candidate and I need this job so my parole officer won't put me back in jail.


As you can see by the glitter designs I've placed around the border of my resume I am artistic and creative.



Objective: To seek employment with a firm that won't be hung up on my punctuality issues.


I left my last job so I could spend more time on dreamtheaterforums.org
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #975 on: November 11, 2017, 11:54:47 AM »
“Voted ‘Most likely to succeed’; Valley Junior High School, 1995 (go Ligers!)”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #976 on: November 11, 2017, 11:57:20 AM »
“Name three weaknesses that you could improve upon.

1- I hate people
2- I hate authority
3- I hate work”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #977 on: November 11, 2017, 12:45:23 PM »
Draft Consultant for the Cleveland Browns.

PR Director for Sons of Apollo.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #978 on: November 11, 2017, 01:01:58 PM »
James Labrie's touring voice coach
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #979 on: November 11, 2017, 01:40:20 PM »
Name: Kevin Spacey
Sensitivity Training: None
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