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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #770 on: September 15, 2017, 10:37:47 PM »
Some nights, he'll just hop in bed with me.

Yeah, his girlfriend is a real bitch...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #771 on: September 16, 2017, 12:38:30 AM »
I wonder if he'd lick peanut butter off my balls....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #772 on: September 17, 2017, 04:04:48 PM »
Quote from: Jarlaxle on September 16, 2017, 12:38:30 AM
I wonder if he'd lick peanut butter off my balls....

Winner... reminds me of something someone had sig'd here a long time ago

Quote from: senecadawg2 on July 17, 2012, 07:54:32 PM
In defense of peanut butter...

try getting the neighbor's dog to lick your balls with a spoonful of chummus.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #773 on: September 17, 2017, 06:41:30 PM »
Sorry guys just saw that I won this, but I'm heading out for a few days and not sure if I'll be able to judge the next round. Would someone like to post and judge the next scene for me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #774 on: September 20, 2017, 02:03:43 PM »
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Things not to say when you choose the empty urinal between two other guys.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #775 on: September 20, 2017, 02:06:16 PM »
Looks like I'm the only Gentile here....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #776 on: September 20, 2017, 02:10:48 PM »
Wow, you guys have big dicks.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #777 on: September 20, 2017, 02:13:19 PM »
A little help...



(For the record, after the Marillion show at Toad's Place back in 1990, I went to the can and there were three urinals, two occupied and the center one open.  I went in to do my business, and realized that Ian Mosley was to my left and Mark Kelly was to my right.

I didn't say a fucking word.)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #778 on: September 20, 2017, 02:16:08 PM »
"Let me get that for ya..."

"Oh, it's so CUTE!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #779 on: September 20, 2017, 02:20:28 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #780 on: September 20, 2017, 02:37:59 PM »
Is your porcelain cold too?

Nice hood.

Anyone else need a hug?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #781 on: September 20, 2017, 04:42:27 PM »
Interesting technique. I've only seen that grip in my Mai Tai classes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #782 on: September 20, 2017, 05:10:02 PM »
Tim/Gary... control yourselves.  Hands off the merchandise.  This ain't THAT kind of establishment.
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #783 on: September 20, 2017, 05:28:20 PM »
Chad/Tim.....if you squint really hard and focus you can see the odd shaped bend.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #784 on: September 21, 2017, 09:21:04 AM »
I've got $20 and a prostate that needs scratchin'....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #785 on: September 21, 2017, 06:26:18 PM »
Chad/Gary...It starts out as a Tim, but if you want, I'll make it a Timothy.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #786 on: September 21, 2017, 07:54:50 PM »
Who's up for a game of Beat the Flush?
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #787 on: September 21, 2017, 08:01:24 PM »
I noticed you guys tighten your asses when you piss.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #788 on: September 21, 2017, 08:05:34 PM »
I noticed you loosen yours when we piss.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #789 on: September 21, 2017, 08:12:00 PM »
Let me hold up your pants guys.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #790 on: September 21, 2017, 08:30:51 PM »
You guys want to take a peek at untreated Chlamydia?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #791 on: September 21, 2017, 08:42:15 PM »
Have you ever taken a piss with a finger in your ass?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #792 on: September 21, 2017, 11:24:20 PM »
Quote from: TAC on September 20, 2017, 02:10:48 PM
Wow, you guys have big dicks.

Lots of great submissions but this one made me laugh out loud just because of its simplicity.

You're up TAC!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #793 on: September 22, 2017, 12:48:23 PM »
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TAC 4
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene...What do you say to the doctor, when you arrive for your prostate exam and he grabs the XXXXXL Latex gloves.

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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #794 on: September 22, 2017, 02:27:03 PM »
This is about to get real messy....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #795 on: September 22, 2017, 02:43:40 PM »
Mooooon River.  Geez doc, didya ever do time?
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #796 on: September 22, 2017, 05:04:26 PM »
Can we get a fluffer in here or at least a little warm up first?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #797 on: September 22, 2017, 09:07:46 PM »
Heh, I just saw two guys in the john that could use those as condoms.

Please tell me those are sized for length and not girth...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #798 on: September 22, 2017, 11:24:55 PM »
Two fingers please.

I should have brought my pillow.

Is it in yet?

It's deeper in there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #799 on: September 22, 2017, 11:58:57 PM »
Careful not to pop the balloon full of Meth
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #800 on: September 23, 2017, 05:13:26 AM »
Doc, the tattoo on both cheeks say "Exit Only".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #801 on: September 26, 2017, 10:26:27 PM »
I'm feeling a record breaker today Doc.....I think I can take 7 fingers....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #802 on: September 29, 2017, 12:30:17 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 23, 2017, 05:13:26 AM
Doc, the tattoo on both cheeks say "Exit Only".

WIN!!



I forgot I was the judge for this round!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #803 on: October 01, 2017, 01:35:54 PM »
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   19
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TAC 4
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene: You're memory is failing you as you forgot....
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #804 on: October 01, 2017, 01:51:35 PM »
..to let the scenes winner know 2 days after he won, which was 7 days since the round started.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol
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