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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #735 on: August 26, 2017, 09:48:08 PM »
Crap, that's who we are... was hoping we were Alec Baldwin

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #736 on: August 27, 2017, 06:41:59 AM »
You had the best hide n seek spot ever!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #737 on: August 30, 2017, 08:15:24 AM »
I preferred your fat sausage fingers.....they were soft and cushy. Your 'new' fingers are bony and cold.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #738 on: September 04, 2017, 07:21:00 PM »
"Hey, who took my hat?"

You're up, Chris.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #739 on: September 04, 2017, 09:12:56 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #740 on: September 05, 2017, 12:13:39 AM »
Tweet from Neil Armstrong:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #741 on: September 05, 2017, 05:37:19 AM »
Lee Oswald @lhoohra 21m ago
@SecretService... there's someone with a rifle on a hill near Dealey Plaza. #grassyknoll
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #742 on: September 05, 2017, 06:03:05 AM »
@BillRussell
"We're gonnna win, not one, not two, not three......."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #743 on: September 05, 2017, 06:22:10 AM »
@ElvisPresley retweeted this:
  -Food&DrugAdministration @FDA ... 16h
  -#Enovid birth control pill approved.

@allthesingleladies... I'm coming home from the military. No 'domes necessary! #nothingtoworryabout
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #744 on: September 05, 2017, 08:05:58 AM »
TherealJohnLennon retweeted:
Drake Times-Delphic: "Is Beatle Paul McCartney Dead?"

#IveGotNewsForYouAll!  #TheWalrusIsPaul! #FakeNews!  SAD!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #745 on: September 09, 2017, 09:53:47 AM »
Sorry guys, started my roulette and forgot all about this.

@ElvisPresley retweeted this:
  -Food&DrugAdministration @FDA ... 16h
  -#Enovid birth control pill approved.

@allthesingleladies... I'm coming home from the military. No 'domes necessary! #nothingtoworryabout

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #746 on: September 09, 2017, 04:17:16 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #747 on: September 09, 2017, 05:47:26 PM »
You look just like my mom.

You look just like Joe

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #748 on: September 09, 2017, 06:25:35 PM »
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #749 on: September 09, 2017, 06:53:39 PM »
"Do you like Winger?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #750 on: September 10, 2017, 12:11:36 AM »
Let me ask my mom if it's okay if you stay the night.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #751 on: September 10, 2017, 04:36:20 AM »
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.

Worked just fine with your wife.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #752 on: September 10, 2017, 07:59:21 AM »
Good news is my Herpes are dormant right now.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #753 on: September 10, 2017, 09:08:49 PM »
You look just like your dad.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #754 on: September 10, 2017, 09:18:56 PM »
I won't ask you to go down on me later, because of the boil.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #755 on: September 11, 2017, 07:08:58 AM »
You sure don't sweat much for a fat woman!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #756 on: September 11, 2017, 08:02:29 AM »
I'm testing Gag reflexes for a project...your sister and mom did great, just need to verify you have the gift as well.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #757 on: September 11, 2017, 08:32:06 AM »
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.

I came in here to post that. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #758 on: September 11, 2017, 10:22:22 AM »
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.

I came in here to post that.



You sure don't sweat much for a fat woman!

Winner.... this is absolutely my most favorite and most used back-handed compliment.

You be up Gregg.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #759 on: September 12, 2017, 07:16:24 AM »
Wow, drive-by victory. Thanks, Chad.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #760 on: September 12, 2017, 07:44:28 AM »
Try not to suck any di%k when you walk across the parking lot....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #761 on: September 13, 2017, 07:21:57 AM »
<rips one>

Your mouth tastes like shit.

Honey, where did you put the condoms?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #762 on: September 13, 2017, 08:21:22 AM »
Can you hurry up? I'm watching porn in the other room.

I think you forgot to shave. Your lip is hairier than mine.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #763 on: September 13, 2017, 11:12:54 AM »
You and your sister have the same technique...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #764 on: September 15, 2017, 07:13:28 AM »
Not much participation on that one. Oh, well, Chad would have probably taken it with this one regardless.

<rips one>

Gee, that's warm.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #765 on: September 15, 2017, 07:59:02 AM »
Hopefully we're not running out of good ideas for scene's??

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Things you can say about your dog, but not your boss.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #766 on: September 15, 2017, 08:06:01 AM »
He's always got his nose buried in someones ass.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #767 on: September 15, 2017, 07:24:54 PM »
Watch yourself, he'll hump anything with legs if you're not careful.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #768 on: September 15, 2017, 07:40:06 PM »
My dog would love to lick his balls as much as my boss.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #769 on: September 15, 2017, 09:46:44 PM »
Little a$$hole has been a real SOB ever since he got his nuts cut.....
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