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Offline Cool Chris

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #280 on: May 23, 2017, 07:32:05 PM »
Hi, my name is Zydar.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #281 on: May 23, 2017, 08:11:48 PM »
What time-frame is considered 'premature'?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #282 on: May 23, 2017, 09:34:40 PM »
I once met Chris Hansen

I think I smell massengill

Look!  Anal beads on sale.

Ever discuss politics with Stadler?

This one time... at bandcamp
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #283 on: May 23, 2017, 10:34:39 PM »
Do you like butt stuff?

You look like my mom!

Be right back, gotta poop.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #284 on: May 23, 2017, 11:02:06 PM »
Please trim your window hedges
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #285 on: May 24, 2017, 10:40:59 AM »
I really love Dream Theater.

Gas Station nachos sound good?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #286 on: May 24, 2017, 10:51:17 AM »
This look infected to you?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #287 on: May 24, 2017, 10:57:14 AM »
But your sister enjoyed swallowing?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #288 on: May 24, 2017, 10:57:53 AM »
Does this smell like chloroform?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #289 on: May 24, 2017, 11:41:07 AM »
Can I smell your pussy?

























...or is that your feet?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #290 on: May 24, 2017, 11:56:31 AM »
It's not "technically" considered Herpes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #291 on: May 24, 2017, 12:14:07 PM »
My therapist made me come.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #292 on: May 24, 2017, 02:18:50 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on May 24, 2017, 11:41:07 AM
Can I smell your pussy?

























...or is that your feet?

Biggest laugh out of many good entries. You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #293 on: May 25, 2017, 06:51:53 AM »
That's a surprise. Lots of great contributions.

Thanks SD,

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I had a root canal yesterday and the Endodontist kept asking the assistant for different weird sounding things. Thus, your scene is:

Wrong, terrible, or scary products your doctor or dentist asks for.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #294 on: May 25, 2017, 06:56:47 AM »
Debra, can you pass me the beano?

Where's the wahibridopickingant?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #295 on: May 25, 2017, 07:48:25 AM »
Hand me the 8" forcep....we're gonna have to probe anally....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #296 on: May 25, 2017, 11:18:43 AM »
prep the urethral drill
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #297 on: May 25, 2017, 11:21:23 AM »
Go ahead and tide the HIV positive blood for transfusion
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #298 on: May 25, 2017, 03:58:36 PM »
Son, I don't know what this is, but I'm gonna use it somewhere on you.  Now breathe deep and start counting backwards.

And here's your string of anal beads.

Eeere!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #299 on: May 25, 2017, 04:30:10 PM »
"Take a deep, looong breath, little Billy, I'm gonna have to shove this big black plastic thing up and down your throat for a few minutes to clear ou- hey Anny, do you have any lubricants we can put on this before we go to town with this thing?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #300 on: May 27, 2017, 07:08:36 AM »
Another case of "Know your audience"? As a prostate patient (well, I don't have one anymore) who's had to see a Urologist way too much in recent years, this one horrified me and made me guffaw nervously.

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prep the urethral drill

You're up, bacon-boy!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #301 on: May 27, 2017, 09:18:12 PM »
Thanks buddy!  That was a painful round!

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New Scene:
Rejected Disney princesses and their sidekick... (I'm watching Moana at the moment)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #302 on: May 27, 2017, 09:55:57 PM »
Eva Braun and little Miss brown skirt.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #303 on: May 28, 2017, 12:07:33 AM »
Gay Uncle Tom and his Peanut Butter loving Labrador, Luey
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #304 on: May 28, 2017, 05:27:56 AM »
Elizabeth Warren and her 1/2 Hobbit / 1/2 Elf, Jeffrey Sessions
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #305 on: May 28, 2017, 07:23:25 AM »
Sarah Palin and her adorable moose, Cara Boo
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #306 on: May 28, 2017, 01:27:51 PM »
Princess Zydar and his talking sunglasses named Shades.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #307 on: May 28, 2017, 02:04:58 PM »
Princess Shmegland and Blob

Princess Kotow and Boy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #308 on: May 29, 2017, 07:00:14 AM »
Princess Kellyanne and her lazy beaver, Chaffetz


Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.



Princess Caitlyn and her confused driver's license.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2017, 07:06:04 AM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #309 on: May 29, 2017, 07:11:57 AM »
Princess Flatu, and her skunk Lents.

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Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.

Shouldn't that be Princess Molly?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #310 on: May 29, 2017, 07:19:19 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 29, 2017, 07:11:57 AM
Quote from: Podaar on May 29, 2017, 07:00:14 AM
Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.

Shouldn't that be Princess Molly?

That completely depends on which side of the Mason Dixon line one lives. Since I don't live on the south side of it, I try to ignore the existence of Molly Hatchet. *shudders*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #311 on: May 29, 2017, 11:02:39 PM »
Good one, y'all go there..

This one got me right away

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Eva Braun and little Miss brown skirt.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #312 on: May 30, 2017, 06:20:27 AM »
I don't know if I should be concerned or pleased that we both thought that was funny!  :biggrin:

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New Scene:
Scenes from Archie Comics gritty reboot... Probably too obscure, let's try a different one.

Strange sentences to follow, "I'm not a scientist..."
« Last Edit: May 30, 2017, 10:04:46 AM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #313 on: May 30, 2017, 04:25:49 PM »
...but if you put my penis in your mouth, you can cause an eruption.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #314 on: May 30, 2017, 04:32:59 PM »
.....but I'm pretty sure Anal Warts and Herpes will follow soon after.
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