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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2017, 05:25:06 AM »
To the Asian guy "Now that's an Allen Key!"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2017, 06:10:37 AM »
"Screwing around nicely, aren't you?"
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2017, 11:41:00 AM »
Which one of you guys is Black Floyd?

This one got me   :lol      You're up  :tup
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2017, 02:17:50 PM »
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lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
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Next Scene:

So Tommy Lee brings two chicks back to his room after a Crue show, only to discover that he can't get it up.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2017, 02:29:13 PM »
Girls, Girls, Girls, Don't Go Away Mad, You're All I Need. Kickstart My [Cock's] Heart.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2017, 02:40:10 PM »
How about a little jump rope instead?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2017, 02:59:24 PM »
Clearly this is not the same ol' situation

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2017, 03:33:36 PM »
Looks like Dr. Feelgood took a day off...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #78 on: April 05, 2017, 05:08:02 PM »
I can still steer my boat.

Callin Dr Allis!  Doctor Ci Allis!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2017, 10:39:13 PM »
"Yeah, yeah, I know I told you my name is Tommy Lee. So what if I forgot to mention my last name is Jones?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2017, 11:08:55 PM »
But I took the little blue pill. Wait, why is Keanu Reeves here? Hands off, man.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2017, 01:20:40 PM »
And he still fucks them like a boss

"Well ladies, looks like it's gonna be muff diving instead"

Still bigger - and thicker - than "Foreman" Black Floyd.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2017, 07:35:09 PM »
Girls, Girls, Girls, Don't Go Away Mad, You're All I Need. Kickstart My [Cock's] Heart.

Bam, right out of the gate. Love the Don't Go Away Mad reference. Great tune BTW.

You're up!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2017, 12:44:48 AM »
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lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   10
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Nice! Next Scene:

Dwight Schrute and Donald Trump bump into each other at a bar...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #84 on: April 07, 2017, 06:08:14 AM »
"Don't touch me you horrid little piece of shit! Don't you know who I am?"
"I'm very sorry, Mr. Schrute"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #85 on: April 07, 2017, 09:59:12 AM »
Who is Dwight Schrute? No, seriously.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #86 on: April 07, 2017, 10:51:20 AM »
Who is Dwight Schrute? No, seriously.

Inorite?  I had to google it.  He's a character from the US version of The Office.  Never watched, so I'm out this round.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #87 on: April 07, 2017, 10:56:56 AM »
Yeah, I didn't know who he was either so I just made shit up.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #88 on: April 07, 2017, 04:36:13 PM »
 :lol okay sorry, I thought he would be more well known. I'll change the scene.

NEW SCENE:

Things your pet says about you when you're out of the house.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #89 on: April 07, 2017, 04:42:37 PM »
Finally, they are out of my bed
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #90 on: April 07, 2017, 04:52:31 PM »
Cat to the dog: You know, one day he's gonna die and I'm going to eat him.
Dog to the cat: Gross! If you want to take a dump on the carpet, I'll eat it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #91 on: April 07, 2017, 05:11:04 PM »
Cat: God, did you hear them having sex again this morning?
Dog: Yeah. Let's go see if they left tissues in the garbage can!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #92 on: April 07, 2017, 07:34:35 PM »
Dog: You get the blow and I'll call the hookers.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #93 on: April 07, 2017, 08:15:17 PM »
What shall I wipe my butt on today?

Just once is like him to let me show him how doggy style is REALLY done.


Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #94 on: April 07, 2017, 08:18:07 PM »
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #95 on: April 07, 2017, 08:21:46 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #96 on: April 08, 2017, 04:09:34 AM »
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?

Chad, all the best comedy is just relating real life.

Tim, of course! All dog's love to eat cat shit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #97 on: April 08, 2017, 05:17:05 AM »
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?

Chad, all the best comedy is just relating real life.

Tim, of course! All dog's love to eat cat shit.

My dogs would go into the cats' litter boxes and "clean them".

Back to the "scene"...

I'll never get why he shakes it instead of just licking it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #98 on: April 08, 2017, 06:46:45 AM »
Cat: God I thought he'd never leave. Time for a nap.
Dog: I miss him so much. A nap sounds good.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #99 on: April 08, 2017, 09:21:25 AM »
And when you come back, you better be bringing back my nuts!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #100 on: April 08, 2017, 09:21:58 AM »
Will I ever find out who's a good boy?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #101 on: April 08, 2017, 01:11:23 PM »
Finally, I can lick my balls in peace

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #102 on: April 08, 2017, 07:37:34 PM »
Cat: You know I can't get pregnant so fuck away!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #103 on: April 08, 2017, 09:18:34 PM »
Cat to the dog: You know, one day he's gonna die and I'm going to eat him.
Dog to the cat: Gross! If you want to take a dump on the carpet, I'll eat it.

 :lol Winner! This made me laugh quite heartily.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #104 on: April 09, 2017, 07:02:14 AM »
Thanks, man. I just have to give a little shout out though.

Will I ever find out who's a good boy?

:clap:  I kept thinking about this all day yesterday and every time I did I'd giggle helplessly for a few minutes.

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Fiery Winds   1
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Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
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soundgarden   1
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