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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #910 on: October 31, 2017, 12:34:43 PM »
In forty years, Gillette will have their name on an NFL stadium for a good reason. *nudge* *nudge*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #911 on: October 31, 2017, 12:35:22 PM »
Why would you want to do that??!?!??!  Haha. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #912 on: October 31, 2017, 12:38:51 PM »
"...but then again, by then you won't care."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #913 on: October 31, 2017, 12:46:04 PM »
Once we loved the flowers, now we ask the price of the land.  Once we would take water, but now it must be wine.  Now we've been, and now we've seen, what price peace of mind.  Take a piece of my mind.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #914 on: October 31, 2017, 12:53:41 PM »
They found out that by the girl shaving, there was no need for a condom.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #915 on: October 31, 2017, 03:02:19 PM »
You can sell that hair to kids with leukemia, you know?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #916 on: November 01, 2017, 09:16:08 AM »
This simple procedure will increase the odds of your box being cleaned by a tongue by 135%
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #917 on: November 01, 2017, 09:21:19 AM »
Because it's just so damned convenient...and they come to you!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #918 on: November 05, 2017, 06:00:13 PM »
Quote from: TAC on October 31, 2017, 12:26:48 PM
I'll tell you another thing that's all the rage. Small dicks.

I giggled for a day thinking of this.  Tim you win!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #919 on: November 05, 2017, 06:01:54 PM »
Apparently, you giggled for a week.  :lol
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #920 on: November 05, 2017, 06:04:06 PM »

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So I got one of those new fangled leaf blowers. Not only does it blow leaves, but it......
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #921 on: November 05, 2017, 06:57:54 PM »
It'll blow Winger right off your iPod.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #922 on: November 05, 2017, 07:09:36 PM »
It will define what a M.I.L.F. is.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #923 on: November 06, 2017, 04:30:45 AM »
Will condense Stadler's P/R posts.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #924 on: November 06, 2017, 07:12:15 AM »
...also comes with the ambition to use it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #925 on: November 06, 2017, 07:13:22 AM »
....you can VAPE with it!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #926 on: November 06, 2017, 07:58:29 AM »
... comes with 17 Flowbee attachments
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #927 on: November 06, 2017, 08:46:01 AM »
... blows YOU!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #928 on: November 06, 2017, 02:21:06 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 06, 2017, 07:58:29 AM
... comes with 17 Flowbee attachments

I bet that'll come in handy..
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #929 on: November 06, 2017, 02:52:36 PM »
...and automatically returns your shopping cart for you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #930 on: November 06, 2017, 02:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on November 06, 2017, 02:52:36 PM
...and automatically returns your shopping cart for you.
Yeah, I can simply blow it into the corral. It's the perfect gift for the heathen on your Christmas list.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #931 on: November 06, 2017, 03:14:31 PM »
... plays keyboards.   
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #932 on: November 06, 2017, 03:57:20 PM »
will cornhole any number of Mexicans you desire.

will release Donald Trump's tax returns.

Get the Bruins into the playoffs.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #933 on: November 06, 2017, 04:02:03 PM »
Comes with a TAC Flame Shield. Holy shit guys! :lol
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #934 on: November 06, 2017, 07:21:06 PM »
Comes with a free Dig Dug costume.

Drowns our your wife’s nagging to blow the leaves, paint the fence, clean the garage, mow the lawn, wash the dishes, take out the garbage, scrub the shower, wash the cars, rub her feet, etc. etc. etc.

Finally reveals the secret behind Trump’s hair.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #935 on: November 06, 2017, 08:47:02 PM »
It'll take down bitch-ass GOP Senators.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #936 on: November 07, 2017, 04:45:06 AM »
#nogadgets #noblowers #realrakesonly
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #937 on: November 07, 2017, 08:29:23 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 06, 2017, 03:57:20 PM

Get the Bruins into the playoffs.

Okay, NOW you've gone too far.  Tone it the f*** down.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #938 on: November 07, 2017, 01:36:33 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on November 06, 2017, 07:12:15 AM
...also comes with the ambition to use it.

Oh man, if only..


You're up Gregg!!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #939 on: November 07, 2017, 01:54:59 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #940 on: November 07, 2017, 02:11:15 PM »
You wanna see a MILF?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #941 on: November 07, 2017, 02:28:03 PM »
Nothing need be said; all it would take is a Tinder account, no? 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #942 on: November 07, 2017, 02:40:10 PM »
There's a 'safe space' down here
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #943 on: November 07, 2017, 02:42:21 PM »
I have a three man futon....X-Box, seven bags of Funions and case of Red Bull....just like Mom's basement

The sewage slime will really make your hipster beard glisten....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #944 on: November 07, 2017, 02:43:13 PM »
Come in to the sewer and I will give everyone free gas!

We all float down here... the sewers are a socialist system!
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