Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173223 times)

Podaar · « **Reply #840 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:37:32 AM »

Ibin gvtockose, monsewer!

Standings
jingle.boy 44
gmillerdrake 42
lonestar 25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland 19
Podaar 17
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
Cool Chris 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Stadler 3
Snow Dog 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Next scene: Movie quotes you shouldn't use during a toast to the bride and groom.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #841 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:21:46 AM »

"Get away from her you BITCH!!!" (Ellen Ripley to large mother Alien in ALIENS)

Snow Dog · « **Reply #842 on:** October 16, 2017, 08:08:50 AM »

That is one big pile of shit...

Does she suck dicks? Is she a peter puffer? Bullshit! I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #843 on:** October 16, 2017, 08:27:40 AM »

Well, let's not start suckin each others' dicks just yet.

Wrecked 'em?!? Damn near killed 'em!

Smells like fish; tastes like chicken.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #844 on:** October 16, 2017, 09:20:59 AM »

This wedding is horse shit!

Stadler · « **Reply #845 on:** October 16, 2017, 09:23:35 AM »

[To the bride]: "The Royal penis is clean, your Highness!" (From Coming to America)

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #846 on:** October 16, 2017, 03:53:22 PM »

Houston, we have a problem.

TAC · « **Reply #847 on:** October 16, 2017, 04:03:03 PM »

Yeah, I fucked them both!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #848 on:** October 16, 2017, 05:48:58 PM »

And Ryan... be careful what you shoot at. Mosht things in there don't take too kindly to bulletsh.

I see your schwartz is as bit as mine.

Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

Run away, run away, run away!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #849 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:34:27 PM »

There she blows!!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #850 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:39:31 PM »

What do you think I'm ordering a f****** Pizza?

TempusVox · « **Reply #851 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:41:37 PM »

"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah… So tweasuwe youw wove."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #852 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:45:11 PM »

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #853 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:17:39 PM »

I see dead people.

TAC · « **Reply #854 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:24:14 PM »

So, do you feel lucky?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #855 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:25:35 PM »

"Way to go Hamilton!" "Awesome! Totally Awesome!"

TAC · « **Reply #856 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:30:16 PM »

"Do you know what this is for? It's for jacking off."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONhA915mkSI

Charles Bronson

King Postwhore · « **Reply #857 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:34:18 PM »

" I'll have what she's having."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #858 on:** October 16, 2017, 07:34:43 PM »

I CAN SMELL YOUR PUSSY!!!!

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #859 on:** October 16, 2017, 08:13:16 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 16, 2017, 07:24:14 PM

So, do you feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk?

TAC · « **Reply #860 on:** October 16, 2017, 08:17:44 PM »

TempusVox · « **Reply #861 on:** October 16, 2017, 08:36:05 PM »

"Why so serious?"

"You can't handle the truth! "

jingle.boy · « **Reply #862 on:** October 17, 2017, 04:12:06 AM »

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Stadler · « **Reply #863 on:** October 17, 2017, 08:37:05 AM »

I want my two dollars!!!!! (Better Off Dead)

Stadler · « **Reply #864 on:** October 17, 2017, 08:50:46 AM »

[To the Groom]: What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous! (The Godfather)

"Now you come and say "Don Stadler, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godfather." You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money." (The Godfather)

[To the Groom]: "You touch my sister again, I'll kill you."

[Skip the toast entirely and bang one of the bridesmaids in the hallway, like Sonny Corleone]

King Postwhore · « **Reply #865 on:** October 17, 2017, 08:53:35 AM »

May The Force Be With You.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #866 on:** October 17, 2017, 01:37:30 PM »

She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got (bringing both hands in front of chest) yuuuuuge... tracts of land...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #867 on:** October 17, 2017, 01:43:47 PM »

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #868 on:** October 17, 2017, 01:51:27 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on October 17, 2017, 01:43:47 PM

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Accompanied with a subscription from the jelly-of-the-month club. The gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #869 on:** October 17, 2017, 02:22:22 PM »

Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.

Podaar · « **Reply #870 on:** October 18, 2017, 09:54:05 AM »

Many, many great entries this round and made it difficult to choose. But in the end, I didn't want all that...

Quote from: Snow Dog on October 17, 2017, 01:37:30 PM

She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got (bringing both hands in front of chest) yuuuuuge... tracts of land...

You're up Snow Dog. Your last entry was a winner too!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #871 on:** October 18, 2017, 02:20:00 PM »

¡Muchas gracias!

Standings
jingle.boy 44
gmillerdrake 42
lonestar 25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland 19
Podaar 17
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
Cool Chris 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Stadler 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Next scene: What the upstairs neighbor is really doing to cause all the noise.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #872 on:** October 18, 2017, 02:46:43 PM »

"Excuse Mr. Weinstein, I am sorry to bother you, you might not know me, I am Jeffries, I live in 205, right below you..."

Podaar · « **Reply #873 on:** October 18, 2017, 02:48:41 PM »

Stadler · « **Reply #874 on:** October 18, 2017, 03:07:45 PM »

Saying to himself "Fuck those assholes downstairs".

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173223 times)