Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172817 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #805 on:** October 01, 2017, 02:01:56 PM »

... that Coors Light tastes like piss.

... your age (and you have to subtract the year you were born from year it is ... and you still get it wrong).

... the last time you choked your chicken.

... at 2pm if you pinched your morning loaf or not.

TAC · « **Reply #806 on:** October 01, 2017, 02:13:10 PM »

...the last time someone else choked your chicken.

Stadler · « **Reply #807 on:** October 02, 2017, 07:04:18 AM »

... who's the old, ugly hag in the kitchen making breakfast?

soupytwist · « **Reply #808 on:** October 02, 2017, 07:31:41 AM »

...how Memento ended, or was it how it began?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #809 on:** October 02, 2017, 10:01:12 AM »

...that Tom Brady is also failing the Patriots.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #810 on:** October 02, 2017, 10:10:34 AM »

....that IPA's are a passion and hobby and not a Tax Form.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #811 on:** October 03, 2017, 03:15:50 PM »

Let's see.. is it one for the pink.... go number two in the sink?

TAC · « **Reply #812 on:** October 03, 2017, 07:05:54 PM »

...what was the scene again?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #813 on:** October 03, 2017, 07:06:40 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 03, 2017, 07:05:54 PM

...what was the scene again?

More importantly... who's judging this round again?

TAC · « **Reply #814 on:** October 03, 2017, 07:22:01 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 03, 2017, 07:06:40 PM

Quote from: TAC on October 03, 2017, 07:05:54 PM
...what was the scene again?

More importantly... who's judging this round again?

I forget.

Podaar · « **Reply #815 on:** October 04, 2017, 07:16:17 AM »

...to wake up.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #816 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:08:22 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 01, 2017, 02:13:10 PM

...the last time someone else choked your chicken.

How ironic I forgot to pick a winner.

Leave it to Chad to remind me. Lol. Tim, you're up!

TAC · « **Reply #817 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:14:11 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on October 09, 2017, 02:08:22 PM

Leave it to Chad to remind me.

What a pain in the ass.

TAC · « **Reply #818 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:25:33 PM »

Standings
jingle.boy 44
gmillerdrake 42
lonestar 25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland 19
Podaar 16
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
Cool Chris 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Stadler 3
Snow Dog 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Next scene: Mickey Mouse takes the stand in his own defense at trial for his sexual harassment of Minnie Mouse. When asked what happened he said,"....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #819 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:27:53 PM »

"All I said was that I wanted a new job"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #820 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:30:53 PM »

Just because I said I smelled cheese didn't mean it was her dirty pu$$y......

King Postwhore · « **Reply #821 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:31:07 PM »

I'd like to draw all over you Minnie.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #822 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:32:33 PM »

...I honestly meant how many nuts she could fit in her mouth......

King Postwhore · « **Reply #823 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:56:22 PM »

Pluto said she likes it doggie style.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #824 on:** October 09, 2017, 07:14:52 PM »

When you're a star you can do anything you want. Just grab 'em by the pussy.

So, we were playing catch, and I made this horrible - absolutely horrible - throw, but she still caught it ... and I said "Nice snatch". Who knew?

Stadler · « **Reply #825 on:** October 10, 2017, 07:22:33 AM »

"How do I know? I'm a fucking cartoon."

Stadler · « **Reply #826 on:** October 12, 2017, 07:45:58 AM »

"So Harvey walked out in a bathrobe..."

(Too soon?)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #827 on:** October 13, 2017, 11:44:45 AM »

So she watches one feminist TED talk, and you ought to hear the list of banned words. Missionary, doggie, ride, hum, cowgirl, blowie, camel-toe, moose-knuckle, anal beads, cockworship, ball-gag, muff-diver... I mean c'mon... Muff diver!?!?!. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT SAY MUFF DIVER?

TAC · « **Reply #828 on:** October 13, 2017, 11:53:59 AM »

Inflict gvtockose this out later today. I know there's more out there.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #829 on:** October 13, 2017, 12:02:17 PM »

She completely misunderstood me......I really meant that I wanted a little cleanly shaved tail....I mean, look at my tail...it's HUGE, HAIRY and REEKS!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #830 on:** October 13, 2017, 12:18:29 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 13, 2017, 11:53:59 AM

Inflict gvtockose this out later today. I know there's more out there.

TAC · « **Reply #831 on:** October 13, 2017, 12:33:40 PM »

Holy Kingshmegland!

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #832 on:** October 13, 2017, 02:13:22 PM »

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Sure, the duck runs around with no pants.... and I'm the one who gets accused?

Did I slip her a Mickey? You bet I did!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #833 on:** October 13, 2017, 02:18:10 PM »

And that was the last time I sang along to Danger Danger with my headphones on.

Walt said she was too young, but she was old enough for me!

Podaar · « **Reply #834 on:** October 13, 2017, 02:45:17 PM »

"All I did was offer to show her Steamboat Willie."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #835 on:** October 13, 2017, 02:48:21 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 13, 2017, 12:33:40 PM

Holy Kingshmegland!

In your face Flanders!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #836 on:** October 13, 2017, 02:49:29 PM »

Walt drew me with no genitalia. Case Closed!

Podaar · « **Reply #837 on:** October 13, 2017, 02:53:01 PM »

"Nobody on DTF would explain what a 'Nick Fist' was. I just thought it was like a high five or something."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #838 on:** October 13, 2017, 06:36:50 PM »

It was the first time I cooked her dinner. She asked about the plates, and I said "two are pink, one's in the sink". Imagine how shocked I was with her reaction!

TAC · « **Reply #839 on:** October 15, 2017, 11:29:03 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on October 13, 2017, 02:45:17 PM

"All I did was offer to show her Steamboat Willie."

Gonna end this. Gregg, you're up!!!

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172817 times)