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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #700 on: August 14, 2017, 08:17:41 AM »
Have you ever seen what an M-80 fire cracker does to a slab of Roast Beef? I have.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #701 on: August 15, 2017, 07:23:23 AM »
Lots of good ones, and TV nearly had the boomerang win with the stitches comment, but imagining the real world implications of this one had me rolling!

For the record I actually said this:

****Leans in close to her ear and while tenderly holding her hand says****

" You just pooped"

You're up, G.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #702 on: August 15, 2017, 07:44:58 AM »
Cool...thank you. She won't let me live that one down either.  :lol 


Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


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What are some secondary uses for common items we use daily?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #703 on: August 15, 2017, 07:49:38 AM »
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #704 on: August 15, 2017, 07:51:04 AM »
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.

I hear rectal is more accurate.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #705 on: August 15, 2017, 08:06:41 AM »
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.

Pretty sure she prefers the thickness of the regular thermometer.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #706 on: August 15, 2017, 08:55:56 AM »
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.

Pretty sure she prefers the thickness of the regular thermometer.

 :tup :hat

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #707 on: August 15, 2017, 10:13:21 AM »
Sure, the pool would be a fine place to defrost the Thanksgiving turkey!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #708 on: August 16, 2017, 07:09:30 AM »
"The wife stopped doin' it years ago, and well, a guy has his needs, y'know? This thing ain't just for milkin' cows..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #709 on: August 17, 2017, 07:13:12 AM »
sorry for the bummer scene but I'll need a couple more....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #710 on: August 17, 2017, 07:31:12 AM »
Using a stapler to hem pants.

(C'mon, I know every one of you has done that once)
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #711 on: August 18, 2017, 03:34:29 PM »
"So take a peek at my.. " *embellished flourish* "... WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTIO... yes, I realize it's a banana."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #712 on: August 18, 2017, 03:51:04 PM »
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #713 on: August 18, 2017, 03:56:07 PM »
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.

More like your butt scratcher is an excellent shoehorn.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #714 on: August 18, 2017, 04:10:03 PM »
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.

More like your butt scratcher is an excellent shoehorn.


She is excellent.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #715 on: August 21, 2017, 08:14:18 AM »
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.

Take it Joe! you da winna'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #716 on: August 22, 2017, 11:11:35 AM »
Can someone post the scores for me? Here is the next scene.


You lose 100 lbs and you see you Jr. For the first time in 20 years and you say?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #717 on: August 22, 2017, 11:55:04 AM »
Updated Standings posted for King....


Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


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You lose 100 lbs and you see you Jr. For the first time in 20 years and you say?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #718 on: August 22, 2017, 11:56:28 AM »
When did you get circumcised??
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #719 on: August 22, 2017, 12:16:19 PM »
We've been playing together for so long, it's great to finally meet you.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #720 on: August 22, 2017, 12:47:24 PM »
I see why my wife left me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #721 on: August 22, 2017, 01:13:53 PM »
So what was The Path Of Totality really like?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #722 on: August 22, 2017, 01:37:33 PM »
No.  I... am your father.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #723 on: August 22, 2017, 02:13:24 PM »
I thought you'd be bigger?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #724 on: August 22, 2017, 03:13:02 PM »
I see why I got that vasectomy...

I'm only here because of Maury.  That asshole...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #725 on: August 22, 2017, 03:28:30 PM »
Oh, so I wasn't actually peeing out of my belly button after all.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #726 on: August 22, 2017, 04:01:30 PM »
I see who found the 100 pounds.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #727 on: August 22, 2017, 05:05:28 PM »
How 'bout a trim, Buddy. You look like a button on a fir coat.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #728 on: August 22, 2017, 06:34:31 PM »
Hey Podaar, where you been?







Haven't seen you on the board lately?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #729 on: August 26, 2017, 06:47:00 AM »
We've been playing together for so long, it's great to finally meet you.

Winna!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #730 on: August 26, 2017, 11:42:22 AM »

Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene:

In a play on the last round, let's reverse the roles. What does your penis say to YOU after you lost those 100 lbs.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #731 on: August 26, 2017, 01:33:18 PM »
How you do.... ew, don't touch me!

Look pal, this ain't like rolling craps.  Take your time every now and then.

Wash your hands, use some lotion... A little foreplay wouldn't hurt once and a while.  An organ has its needs.

Use the Jergens on yourself once and a while... you have palms like a long-shorman.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #732 on: August 26, 2017, 01:44:22 PM »
"Hey, who took my hat?" 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #733 on: August 26, 2017, 03:50:03 PM »
Enough with the balloons already.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #734 on: August 26, 2017, 05:10:02 PM »
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