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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2017, 05:25:06 AM »
To the Asian guy "Now that's an Allen Key!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2017, 06:10:37 AM »
"Screwing around nicely, aren't you?"
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2017, 11:41:00 AM »
Which one of you guys is Black Floyd?

This one got me   :lol      You're up  :tup
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2017, 02:17:50 PM »
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Next Scene:

So Tommy Lee brings two chicks back to his room after a Crue show, only to discover that he can't get it up.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2017, 02:29:13 PM »
Girls, Girls, Girls, Don't Go Away Mad, You're All I Need. Kickstart My [Cock's] Heart.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2017, 02:40:10 PM »
How about a little jump rope instead?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2017, 02:59:24 PM »
Clearly this is not the same ol' situation

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2017, 03:33:36 PM »
Looks like Dr. Feelgood took a day off...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #78 on: April 05, 2017, 05:08:02 PM »
I can still steer my boat.

Callin Dr Allis!  Doctor Ci Allis!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2017, 10:39:13 PM »
"Yeah, yeah, I know I told you my name is Tommy Lee. So what if I forgot to mention my last name is Jones?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2017, 11:08:55 PM »
But I took the little blue pill. Wait, why is Keanu Reeves here? Hands off, man.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2017, 01:20:40 PM »
And he still fucks them like a boss

"Well ladies, looks like it's gonna be muff diving instead"

Still bigger - and thicker - than "Foreman" Black Floyd.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2017, 07:35:09 PM »
Girls, Girls, Girls, Don't Go Away Mad, You're All I Need. Kickstart My [Cock's] Heart.

Bam, right out of the gate. Love the Don't Go Away Mad reference. Great tune BTW.

You're up!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2017, 12:44:48 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #84 on: April 07, 2017, 06:08:14 AM »
"Don't touch me you horrid little piece of shit! Don't you know who I am?"
"I'm very sorry, Mr. Schrute"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #85 on: April 07, 2017, 09:59:12 AM »
Who is Dwight Schrute? No, seriously.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #86 on: April 07, 2017, 10:51:20 AM »
Who is Dwight Schrute? No, seriously.

Inorite?  I had to google it.  He's a character from the US version of The Office.  Never watched, so I'm out this round.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #87 on: April 07, 2017, 10:56:56 AM »
Yeah, I didn't know who he was either so I just made shit up.  :lol

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« Reply #88 on: April 07, 2017, 04:36:13 PM »
 :lol okay sorry, I thought he would be more well known. I'll change the scene.

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Things your pet says about you when you're out of the house.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #89 on: April 07, 2017, 04:42:37 PM »
Finally, they are out of my bed
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #90 on: April 07, 2017, 04:52:31 PM »
Cat to the dog: You know, one day he's gonna die and I'm going to eat him.
Dog to the cat: Gross! If you want to take a dump on the carpet, I'll eat it.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #91 on: April 07, 2017, 05:11:04 PM »
Cat: God, did you hear them having sex again this morning?
Dog: Yeah. Let's go see if they left tissues in the garbage can!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #92 on: April 07, 2017, 07:34:35 PM »
Dog: You get the blow and I'll call the hookers.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #93 on: April 07, 2017, 08:15:17 PM »
What shall I wipe my butt on today?

Just once is like him to let me show him how doggy style is REALLY done.


Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #94 on: April 07, 2017, 08:18:07 PM »
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #95 on: April 07, 2017, 08:21:46 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #96 on: April 08, 2017, 04:09:34 AM »
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?

Chad, all the best comedy is just relating real life.

Tim, of course! All dog's love to eat cat shit.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #97 on: April 08, 2017, 05:17:05 AM »
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?

Chad, all the best comedy is just relating real life.

Tim, of course! All dog's love to eat cat shit.

My dogs would go into the cats' litter boxes and "clean them".

Back to the "scene"...

I'll never get why he shakes it instead of just licking it.
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« Reply #98 on: April 08, 2017, 06:46:45 AM »
Cat: God I thought he'd never leave. Time for a nap.
Dog: I miss him so much. A nap sounds good.

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« Reply #99 on: April 08, 2017, 09:21:25 AM »
And when you come back, you better be bringing back my nuts!
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« Reply #100 on: April 08, 2017, 09:21:58 AM »
Will I ever find out who's a good boy?
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« Reply #101 on: April 08, 2017, 01:11:23 PM »
Finally, I can lick my balls in peace

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #102 on: April 08, 2017, 07:37:34 PM »
Cat: You know I can't get pregnant so fuck away!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #103 on: April 08, 2017, 09:18:34 PM »
Cat to the dog: You know, one day he's gonna die and I'm going to eat him.
Dog to the cat: Gross! If you want to take a dump on the carpet, I'll eat it.

 :lol Winner! This made me laugh quite heartily.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #104 on: April 09, 2017, 07:02:14 AM »
Thanks, man. I just have to give a little shout out though.

Will I ever find out who's a good boy?

:clap:  I kept thinking about this all day yesterday and every time I did I'd giggle helplessly for a few minutes.

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