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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #665 on: August 10, 2017, 09:14:32 AM »
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #666 on: August 10, 2017, 09:16:38 AM »
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......



"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."

Paying Attention: You suck at it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #667 on: August 10, 2017, 09:17:13 AM »
Hi, Lars Ulrich here....and I want to introduce you to the worlds most accurate watch that keeps perfect time.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #668 on: August 10, 2017, 09:18:11 AM »
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......



"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."

Paying Attention: You suck at it.


 :facepalm:    Guess I should have jumped back a page huh?     :lol     sorry Snow Dog...I'm a  :loser:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #669 on: August 10, 2017, 01:55:58 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #670 on: August 10, 2017, 02:19:46 PM »
I'm Connor McGregor.  Do you struggle with humility?  If so, I have just the thing for you.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #671 on: August 10, 2017, 02:42:33 PM »
Hi, I'm John Holmes and let me introduce you to the the diaphragm.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #672 on: August 10, 2017, 03:20:10 PM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #673 on: August 10, 2017, 03:22:33 PM »
I can teach you how to trust auto correct and never proof read for 4 installments of $49.95!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #674 on: August 10, 2017, 06:55:21 PM »

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

 :lol

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #675 on: August 10, 2017, 07:19:35 PM »

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

 :lol

Order in the next 10 minutes, and you'll also get a 5 foot poster of his classic "Hunk of the Month" promo shot.  It's laminated, so you can hang it in the shower where it will get the most use.



But wait... there's more!  Free shipping to Australia, UK and Canada.  We gotta get these things out of the U.S.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #676 on: August 10, 2017, 07:27:46 PM »

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

 :lol

Order in the next 10 minutes, and you'll also get a 5 foot poster of his classic "Hunk of the Month" promo shot.  It's laminated, so you can hang it in the shower where it will get the most use.



But wait... there's more!  Free shipping to Australia, UK and Canada.  We gotta get these things out of the U.S.

The um..package seems to be very popular in the Brisbaine area.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #677 on: August 11, 2017, 07:23:22 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #678 on: August 11, 2017, 08:54:32 AM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #679 on: August 11, 2017, 08:59:18 AM »
Have you ever wanted to invest in the Market but didn't know where to start? Hi, I'm Martha Stewart and my new book 'Investing 1-2-3" will teach you all the tricks of the trade....

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #680 on: August 11, 2017, 02:25:39 PM »
Hi, I'm Taylor Swift. Have you ever wanted to grab someone's ass?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #681 on: August 11, 2017, 07:16:02 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #682 on: August 13, 2017, 05:16:45 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #683 on: August 13, 2017, 11:26:25 AM »
Thank you, sir!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #684 on: August 13, 2017, 11:32:13 AM »
Oh God! It looks like Joe!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #685 on: August 13, 2017, 12:12:28 PM »
What's that smell?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #686 on: August 13, 2017, 12:30:44 PM »
For the record I actually said this:

****Leans in close to her ear and while tenderly holding her hand says****

" You just pooped"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #687 on: August 13, 2017, 12:56:49 PM »
Mrs Cool Chris will be giving birth sometime next month. Will follow this round closely.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #688 on: August 13, 2017, 01:46:57 PM »
Oh God! It looks like Joe!

So he's handsome!



I took out life insurance on you last week.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #689 on: August 13, 2017, 02:31:58 PM »
Pipe down woman, it can't hurt THAT much.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #690 on: August 13, 2017, 02:35:08 PM »
Can you put on the football game?
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #691 on: August 13, 2017, 02:47:20 PM »
When you're finished here, howsabout you fix us up some sammiches?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #692 on: August 13, 2017, 03:04:10 PM »
"hey hun, you in the mood?"
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #693 on: August 13, 2017, 04:09:01 PM »
Gee, I didn't even know you were pregnant.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #694 on: August 13, 2017, 08:55:10 PM »
Are you sure it's mine?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #695 on: August 13, 2017, 08:57:00 PM »
Hey Doc, if I give you a 50 can you put in a couple extra stitches for me?
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« Reply #696 on: August 14, 2017, 07:06:44 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #697 on: August 14, 2017, 07:14:45 AM »
I think I saw a stalagmite.....or stalagtite....anyway.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #698 on: August 14, 2017, 07:35:18 AM »
Can you hurry a little?  I got a tee-time to make.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #699 on: August 14, 2017, 08:17:00 AM »
Looks like I'll be needing a snorkel in the future....
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