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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #630 on: July 31, 2017, 08:38:13 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #631 on: July 31, 2017, 08:52:15 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #632 on: July 31, 2017, 08:52:36 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 08:38:13 AM
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didn't you teach that....with demonstrations and all?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #633 on: July 31, 2017, 09:38:31 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #634 on: July 31, 2017, 02:10:29 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #635 on: July 31, 2017, 02:20:10 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #636 on: July 31, 2017, 02:40:07 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #637 on: July 31, 2017, 02:41:17 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #638 on: July 31, 2017, 03:34:01 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #639 on: July 31, 2017, 03:36:48 PM »
How about  a class without the bunch of fucking weirdos in this thread..
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #640 on: July 31, 2017, 05:06:18 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #641 on: July 31, 2017, 05:13:08 PM »
The Lyrical Genius of Winger

and just for TAC...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #642 on: July 31, 2017, 05:18:27 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 05:13:08 PM
and just for TAC...

Planning Disney Vacations (that is a 2 semester course!)

Hah! That was actually my wife's major.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #643 on: July 31, 2017, 10:12:38 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #644 on: August 02, 2017, 08:40:37 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 05:13:08 PM
The Lyrical Genius of Winger


Planning Disney Vacations (that is a 2 semester course!)

Jingle has this one.   There were three that struck me (these two and the "Understanding women..." courses.).


Though TAC has it wired, let me tell you. :) 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #645 on: August 02, 2017, 09:57:02 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #646 on: August 02, 2017, 10:54:11 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 02, 2017, 09:57:02 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #647 on: August 02, 2017, 10:57:01 AM »
....and I knew I had hit rock bottom the day I spiked my baby Nephew's formula with Vodka and waitied.....then took his urine loaded Diaper and squeezed the pee into eight shot glasses and slammed them all back to back......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #648 on: August 02, 2017, 12:39:08 PM »
....and after that and despite the occasional discomfort, that's where i decided to store my cucumbers.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #649 on: August 02, 2017, 01:18:20 PM »
....which led me to my motto of "A $20 Bill is a $20 Bill..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #650 on: August 02, 2017, 01:37:20 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #651 on: August 02, 2017, 02:15:54 PM »
I was once so wasted on Moonshine I mistook a frozen tampon for a cherry popcycle......which explains why every now and then I get a hankerin' for a bit of A positive blood.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #652 on: August 02, 2017, 08:52:38 PM »
"...So, I've always been a big fan of AA. I used to like D for the longest time, but you can't carry as many in your pocket. AAA are fairly useful, but they never last very long. I've never like 9- volts, something about those polarized snap connectors seems so primitive and boorish; and I have this idea about developing batteries that will one day replace gas powered engines in cars...why is everyone staring at me?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #653 on: August 03, 2017, 07:41:22 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #654 on: August 03, 2017, 09:05:34 PM »
Did you know AA stands for I have a 12" penis?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #655 on: August 04, 2017, 07:58:52 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #656 on: August 04, 2017, 09:17:05 AM »
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Did you know AA stands for I have a 12" penis?

Let me show you...


No.

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #657 on: August 04, 2017, 03:47:52 PM »
".. and that's when I realized that I'm Batman."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #658 on: August 07, 2017, 04:46:48 AM »
Guess that was a shitty scene.

TV takes it though - I'd send him a PM, but his inbox is full.  Hopefully he's scanning the thread. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #659 on: August 09, 2017, 09:18:21 PM »
Wow! Thanks...sorry for the delay and the reminder to trim my box..er....I mean purge my in-box.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #660 on: August 09, 2017, 09:32:43 PM »
The Apple peeler/ groin scratcher.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #661 on: August 09, 2017, 09:53:04 PM »
"Fran Drescher here..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #662 on: August 10, 2017, 05:32:05 AM »
You won't get enough of my rectum flavored hot-sauce!

Mooch here to show you how to suck your own cock.

I'm Donald Trump, and my new program "How to get 100 million people to simultaneously scream 'What the actual fuck!?!?'"

Stadler here with my new book "Agreeing... why it is over-rated"

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #663 on: August 10, 2017, 07:26:34 AM »
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"Fran Drescher here..."

No joke, no sarcasm, no "just being different":  I LOVE Fran Drescher, and I think she's HOT.  The voice is annoying, I'll give you, but I'd rather watch her than Billy Mays or that Sham-WOW! clown, all day long. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #664 on: August 10, 2017, 07:40:08 AM »
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Quote from: Snow Dog on August 09, 2017, 09:53:04 PM
"Fran Drescher here..."

No joke, no sarcasm, no "just being different":  I LOVE Fran Drescher, and I think she's HOT.  The voice is annoying, I'll give you, but I'd rather watch her than Billy Mays or that Sham-WOW! clown, all day long.

And I'll give you that she could definitely be found attractive. But that voice. And her laugh. Listening to that for 30-60 minutes would be difficult to sit through for me.

But you're right. Still better than Billy Mays and Vince. Just turn the volume down...

Anyway, back to the funnies...
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