Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173568 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #595 on:** July 17, 2017, 05:47:31 PM »

My name is Tim, and I lied when I said I was at the Beiber concert. I was actually seeing Winger; Kee of Hearts was opening.

TAC · « **Reply #596 on:** July 17, 2017, 06:55:02 PM »

soupytwist · « **Reply #597 on:** July 18, 2017, 02:13:58 AM »

I was making out with my girlfriend, yeah she's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me!

TAC · « **Reply #598 on:** July 18, 2017, 09:50:42 AM »

TempusVox · « **Reply #599 on:** July 18, 2017, 09:37:18 PM »

It couldn't have been me, I was too busy warning Stadler to chill in the P/R forum.

Too soon?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #600 on:** July 19, 2017, 11:35:51 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on July 17, 2017, 07:23:59 AM

... I was at home. I have witnesses. I walked out of my house wearing only my tighty whighties, my wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. My neighbor, Tempus Vox, saw me and helped me with my drumming. You can ask him!

Sounds like a great Alibi. You win!

Stadler · « **Reply #601 on:** July 20, 2017, 06:22:11 AM »

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 40
lonestar 25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland 17
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Stadler 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

At this pace, I'll be in the lead by... 2112.

So... this past weekend I went to a tag sale. There was a neat little box called a "Mystery Box" for $5. I figured, what the hell! In it was a signed copy of Images and Words and a small painting of dogs playing poker (behind which I found an original copy of the Declaration of Independence). But the most amazing thing was an unpublished manuscript from Tempus Vox called ___________

(All in fun, of course; let's remember to show the requisite amount of respect for another forumer...)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #602 on:** July 20, 2017, 06:57:31 AM »

Yelp Reviews: You suck at it.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #603 on:** July 20, 2017, 08:39:38 AM »

Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #604 on:** July 20, 2017, 09:35:26 AM »

"From Gimp in a Box to Jingle.Boy. One Canadians Life Adventure"

Cool Chris · « **Reply #605 on:** July 20, 2017, 10:26:15 AM »

The Official Dan Brown Autobiography

jingle.boy · « **Reply #606 on:** July 20, 2017, 10:42:08 AM »

History of the St. Louis Blues: Why They've Never Won a Cup

jingle.boy · « **Reply #607 on:** July 20, 2017, 10:43:14 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 08:39:38 AM

Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #608 on:** July 20, 2017, 10:46:32 AM »

How to Win Every Argument.

Mystery Novels for Dummies

How to Name Drop Like a Boss

Podaar · « **Reply #609 on:** July 20, 2017, 04:01:36 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 10:43:14 AM

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 08:39:38 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.

GMD, Status Seeker.

Yes, that's an entry into the contest.

TempusVox · « **Reply #610 on:** July 20, 2017, 04:27:45 PM »

"My life as the 5/8 Forum Geisha"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #611 on:** July 20, 2017, 05:14:00 PM »

Quote from: Podaar on July 20, 2017, 04:01:36 PM

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 10:43:14 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 08:39:38 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.

GMD, Status Seeker

Just want the record to be shown correctly. That's all.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #612 on:** July 20, 2017, 06:57:35 PM »

The name is Tempus, Tempus Vox.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #613 on:** July 20, 2017, 07:06:37 PM »

Mein Covfefe, The Biography of Pino Chitler.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #614 on:** July 20, 2017, 07:12:52 PM »

My life as a Bay City Roller Groupie.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #615 on:** July 20, 2017, 07:13:57 PM »

Geedy Lee and his Merry Band of Cornholing Mexicans

TempusVox · « **Reply #616 on:** July 20, 2017, 11:55:53 PM »

"Only Weymolith Really Knows"

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #617 on:** July 21, 2017, 12:37:26 AM »

"Horton Huffs a Ho"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #618 on:** July 24, 2017, 04:19:42 PM »

Fucktards will wait for anything

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #619 on:** July 24, 2017, 04:49:24 PM »

The curious case of Gmillerdrake's vanishing point

Stadler · « **Reply #620 on:** July 24, 2017, 07:45:08 PM »

Gotta tell ya, and I'll take the blame for this, but there's not a lot to work with here.

For being a sport, I'm going to give it to Tempus and beg his forgiveness moving forward.

TempusVox · « **Reply #621 on:** July 27, 2017, 10:30:06 PM »

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 40
lonestar 25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland 17
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Stadler 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Thanks! No begging for forgiveness unless it's from me. Sorry I haven't posted until now. Been traveling.

Scene:
Acceptance speeches you'll never hear...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #622 on:** July 28, 2017, 04:50:32 AM »

I am honored to be your first female President -- Chelsea Clinton

Told you I'd beat that fuckin shark -- Michael Phelps

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #623 on:** July 28, 2017, 06:36:09 AM »

It's an honor to Win the Stanley Cup for the St. Louis Blues - Alex Petriangelo

Stadler · « **Reply #624 on:** July 28, 2017, 07:35:15 AM »

HAHA, this is a good one. One of the better ones, actually!

"I humbly accept this second term as President." - Donald Trump

"I humbly accept [insert anything you goddamn well please, because the key word here is "humbly"]." - Donald Trump

"This Oscar means so much to me; thank you to the Academy..." - Steven Seagal

And unfortunately:
"It is truly an honor to now be among heroes, friends, and colleagues in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame." - Robert Fripp, Ronnie James Dio, Keith Emerson, Greg Lake, Lemmy, Duran Duran, and Iron Maiden (though I think the last two will ultimately get there)

Snow Dog · « **Reply #625 on:** July 28, 2017, 01:48:19 PM »

"It's truly an honor to receive (insert any Grammy award here)..." --Dream Theater

<Anything with a TelePrompTer> --Floyd Mayweather

jingle.boy · « **Reply #626 on:** July 28, 2017, 02:34:48 PM »

I never thought I'd win DTF Member of the Year --- Kotowboy

I can't wait to bring Vince Lombardi Trophy trophy to the city of Cleveland --- Jimmy Haslam

The Rock couldn't be hear tonight because of his campaign preparations, but I'll gladly accept this award for his performance in Baywatch 2: Bearded Clam --- Zac Efron

I'd like to thank Michael Bay for seeing the artistry in this book, and agreeing to use it for his latest movie. Hard to believe 17 years after first finishing <some pompous title>, here I am holding the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar --- Tempus Vox

TAC · « **Reply #627 on:** July 28, 2017, 02:37:27 PM »

TempusVox · « **Reply #628 on:** July 30, 2017, 11:14:25 AM »

Some clever entries...Jingle you were *thisclose* but Stadler takes it with the Steven Segal entry!

Stadler you're up!

Stadler · « **Reply #629 on:** July 31, 2017, 08:36:24 AM »

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 40
lonestar 25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland 17
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
Stadler 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Scene:
High school/college classes you WISH you could have taken.

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173568 times)