Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173141 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #560 on:** July 09, 2017, 06:30:54 PM »

"... finding the three little shithead kids ruined my box-hedges?"

"... the gimp costume I've got up in the garage loft?"

"... waxing my back?"

"... mopping up some blood? You don't have a spare shower curtain, do ya?"

TempusVox · « **Reply #561 on:** July 09, 2017, 10:53:11 PM »

"....being asked to play drums for DT again?"

Podaar · « **Reply #562 on:** July 10, 2017, 09:17:59 AM »

"... chafing due to anal leakage?"

"... rehearse my lines for 10 Cloverfield Lane 2."

TAC · « **Reply #563 on:** July 10, 2017, 10:02:38 AM »

...come up with my top 25 video games for a DTF countdown?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #564 on:** July 11, 2017, 12:18:15 PM »

"... picking a winner at some dumbass game I'm playing with my online friends?"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #565 on:** July 11, 2017, 02:47:02 PM »

Quote from: TempusVox on July 09, 2017, 10:53:11 PM

"....being asked to play drums for DT again?"

TV gets it!

TempusVox · « **Reply #566 on:** July 11, 2017, 09:07:47 PM »

Thanks Gary! And btw things are great. Taking an unplanned 2 year break from writing to live a little. This is my summer of concerts. So I've been traveling like crazy. Most have been last minute decisions, I've finally enlisted a couple friends who can afford to and have an inclination to go with me. Mrs. Vox is "rocked out" and not up for all the hotels, but she hung through the first 12. So, I'm trying to hit a magic number of 50 this year before we're through. Up to 22 so far; caught Maiden now 6 times (3 in UK) and headed to NYC for the shows on the 21st and 22nd. Enough catching up...back to the show; but I hope you're doing fantastic as well! \m/

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 40
lonestar 25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland 17
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

next scene:
Pick up lines of the blind...

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #567 on:** July 11, 2017, 10:29:17 PM »

"wanna see my penis? Oh.. wait.."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #568 on:** July 12, 2017, 12:08:24 AM »

I'm still learning Braille but by the feel of things I'd say it's a tad nipply out....

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #569 on:** July 12, 2017, 12:10:42 AM »

I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you

jingle.boy · « **Reply #570 on:** July 12, 2017, 04:42:15 AM »

I may not look like much, but I'm hung like a shetland pony.

Your pussy has the scent of surströmming.

<you didn't say they had to be good pickup lines>

soupytwist · « **Reply #571 on:** July 12, 2017, 09:34:55 AM »

HOLY SHIT I'M BLIND!!!....you have literally blinded me with your beauty.....a blowjob and we'll call it even?

Hi there, I'm blind but my mate says you've been looking in my direction all night, may I ask for your name?.......Oh well nice to meet you Derek....

TAC · « **Reply #572 on:** July 12, 2017, 04:43:58 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 12, 2017, 12:10:42 AM

I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you

King Postwhore · « **Reply #573 on:** July 12, 2017, 05:06:04 PM »

I want to dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot you so bad!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #574 on:** July 12, 2017, 08:52:17 PM »

Huuu ahh??

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #575 on:** July 12, 2017, 09:20:03 PM »

You know.....this just isn't a walking cane......it's handle is curved for pleasure, battery operated as well and has several varying speeds and motions.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #576 on:** July 13, 2017, 10:58:00 AM »

Your name wouldn't happen to be Iris....would it?

soupytwist · « **Reply #577 on:** July 14, 2017, 05:24:30 AM »

My guidedog always knows what I want, that is why he's currently sniffing your crotch.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #578 on:** July 14, 2017, 01:25:43 PM »

If I had to guess I'd say you're either twerking or slapping two honey ham shanks together.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #579 on:** July 14, 2017, 02:04:45 PM »

hhmmm... you got the 'smells like fish' part down. Shall we move on to 'tastes like chicken'?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #580 on:** July 14, 2017, 02:14:26 PM »

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #581 on:** July 14, 2017, 02:15:14 PM »

Cross thread pollination

TempusVox · « **Reply #582 on:** July 15, 2017, 12:07:09 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 12, 2017, 12:10:42 AM

I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you

Made me chuckle. You're up!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #583 on:** July 16, 2017, 10:50:19 AM »

Thanks TV!

Standings

gmillerdrake 41
jingle.boy 41
lonestar 25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland 17
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

next scene:

You're innocent, yet accused of murder and are being interrogated. But your Alibi is embarrassing/odd/unbelievable etc. what is it?

Cool Chris · « **Reply #584 on:** July 16, 2017, 11:32:30 AM »

"I was driving the Adrenaline Mob RV."

Too soon?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #585 on:** July 16, 2017, 01:59:25 PM »

Me and my pals Paul and Jared were meeting with some foreign lawyer.

I was having an impromptu sit down with Chris Hansen.

I was arguing the number of strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984 with some chick.

Have you heard of DTF?

soupytwist · « **Reply #586 on:** July 17, 2017, 06:53:56 AM »

I was murdering someone else.

Stadler · « **Reply #587 on:** July 17, 2017, 07:21:21 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 16, 2017, 01:59:25 PM

I was having an impromptu sit down with Chris Hansen.

I think the premise is UNBELIEVEABLE.

Stadler · « **Reply #588 on:** July 17, 2017, 07:23:59 AM »

... I was at home. I have witnesses. I walked out of my house wearing only my tighty whighties, my wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. My neighbor, Tempus Vox, saw me and helped me with my drumming. You can ask him!

Podaar · « **Reply #589 on:** July 17, 2017, 08:58:04 AM »

Well, I was out on the Interstate getting corn-holed by three Mexicans in ancient Toyota microbus.

TAC · « **Reply #590 on:** July 17, 2017, 03:16:39 PM »

I was at the Beiber concert.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #591 on:** July 17, 2017, 04:09:11 PM »

I was back stage at a Beiber concert. TAC can confirm this.. he saw my VIP pass and became quite jealous.

TAC · « **Reply #592 on:** July 17, 2017, 04:09:54 PM »

Got the pics to prove it!

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #593 on:** July 17, 2017, 04:11:48 PM »

Do you have the pics from the hand job I gave him?

TAC · « **Reply #594 on:** July 17, 2017, 04:19:58 PM »

I would've but my lens got smudged.

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173141 times)