Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173168 times)

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #490 on:** June 25, 2017, 08:57:43 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on June 22, 2017, 10:29:12 PM

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 22, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
I'll have a Zima

Not a caption, but dear lord my first alcoholic beverage was a Zima.

That shit is awful. It's like slightly alcoholic Fresca.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #491 on:** June 25, 2017, 08:59:52 PM »

That's what you use to take corrosion of of the car battery.

soupytwist · « **Reply #492 on:** June 26, 2017, 05:21:23 AM »

Oh Sorry I thought the Biology class was over.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce him, aren't you?

So my detention punishment is sloppy seconds?

How to get a A certificate from the teacher, and a STD certificate from the Doctor.

Stadler · « **Reply #493 on:** June 26, 2017, 09:45:58 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 25, 2017, 08:57:43 PM

Quote from: Cool Chris on June 22, 2017, 10:29:12 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 22, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
I'll have a Zima

Not a caption, but dear lord my first alcoholic beverage was a Zima.

That shit is awful. It's like slightly alcoholic Fresca.

The teacher or your best friend?

(Actually, I like Fresca and vodka).

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #494 on:** June 27, 2017, 11:29:09 AM »

Quote from: soupytwist on June 26, 2017, 05:21:23 AM

Oh Sorry I thought the Biology class was over.

you're up!!

soupytwist · « **Reply #495 on:** June 28, 2017, 01:25:00 AM »

Thanking You.

Thanking You.

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 38
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 17
TempusVox 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
TheSilentHam 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
Cool Chris 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

Scene this...

You order a Pizza. 30 Minutes later there is a knock on the door, opening the door your greeted by the Pizza delivery person - who turns out to be an Ex Partner, who dumped you in a horrible way for someone else.........what do you say?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #496 on:** June 28, 2017, 06:04:25 AM »

Milenia?

Podaar · « **Reply #497 on:** June 28, 2017, 03:37:47 PM »

"I see your face cleared up. Too bad about the weight, though."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #498 on:** June 28, 2017, 04:30:19 PM »

I'd give you a tip but you've already gotten it......many times.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #499 on:** June 28, 2017, 04:58:37 PM »

This pleases me. Here's a $20 since its obvious tou need it and I enjoy a good laugh.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #500 on:** June 28, 2017, 06:01:08 PM »

Tip? TIP!?!? Here's a tip... turn up the thermostat a tad to warm your cold and dying soul.

Boy, you sure aged like shit. I dodged a bullet there.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #501 on:** June 28, 2017, 09:34:15 PM »

No, really, no hard feelings. I totally understand. Oh, by the way, have you met my amazing, beautiful wife?

Wow, you got fat... Ever considered working at a salad bar instead?

Cool Chris · « **Reply #502 on:** June 28, 2017, 09:45:34 PM »

This is the first time you ever offered me a chance to eat something of yours.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #503 on:** June 29, 2017, 07:45:09 AM »

I'm sorry I ordered a medium Pepperoni......not a large fat a$$, semen soaked heartless bitch!

soupytwist · « **Reply #504 on:** June 30, 2017, 01:56:07 AM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on June 28, 2017, 09:45:34 PM

This is the first time you ever offered me a chance to eat something of yours.

Winner!
This one takes it.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #505 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:14:55 AM »

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 38
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 17
TempusVox 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
TheSilentHam 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

For the upcoming Brock Lesnar/Samoa Joe match, WWE just announced a never before used stipulation. It will be a _____________ match!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #506 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:23:00 AM »

Cornhole Match. First to squeal loses....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #507 on:** June 30, 2017, 12:43:03 PM »

Who the fuck cares

jingle.boy · « **Reply #508 on:** July 01, 2017, 03:50:51 AM »

We need a pay cheque

Snow Dog · « **Reply #509 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:54:34 AM »

Texas hold 'em poker. If it's good enough for ESPN, it's good enough for wrestling.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #510 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:54:56 AM »

Lip Sync match....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #511 on:** July 01, 2017, 09:41:26 AM »

First to splooge

Most drawn out ring entrance

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #512 on:** July 01, 2017, 10:09:53 AM »

Tickle fight match

Best Jazz Hands

jingle.boy · « **Reply #513 on:** July 01, 2017, 10:22:44 AM »

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Buck Buck

Crop duster

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #514 on:** July 01, 2017, 11:15:46 AM »

I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

Who can hide the most cucumbers....

Cool Chris · « **Reply #515 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:25:34 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2017, 11:15:46 AM

Who can hide the most cucumbers....

Bah gawd! Bah gawd!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The winner. Honorable mention for "Who the fuck cares." While not a great stipulation, genuinely made me laugh.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #516 on:** July 01, 2017, 09:56:37 PM »

Why thank you!

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 39
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 17
TempusVox 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
TheSilentHam 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

next scene:

Your tasked with 'naming' Bill Belichick's 2017 Season's training camp. It's called?

Snow Dog · « **Reply #517 on:** July 01, 2017, 11:54:07 PM »

Remember Jamie Collins? Yeah, neither do we.

We're on to 2018. Just give us the Lombardi already.

What are our odds of making the Super Bowl again? Ahhh, maybe 28:3?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #518 on:** July 02, 2017, 05:12:21 AM »

Come On Roger, 2018 needs you.

Bill will need a 3rd hand 2018.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #519 on:** July 02, 2017, 06:57:41 AM »

What shit-assed no-name receivers will make the squad this year

Running game, schmumming game.

Eat my ass and balls

Operation: Gamecrime

King Postwhore · « **Reply #520 on:** July 02, 2017, 06:59:29 AM »

Champgate.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #521 on:** July 02, 2017, 08:16:07 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 02, 2017, 06:59:29 AM

Champgate.

More like Chumpgate

that would be the Jets training camp

TAC · « **Reply #522 on:** July 02, 2017, 07:30:02 PM »

Huffs, clears throat, sniffles

soupytwist · « **Reply #523 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:06:57 AM »

I have no idea who Bill Belichick is. I went to his wiki page, but way to much to read, so my answer will be....

Jeffrey.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #524 on:** July 03, 2017, 04:28:58 AM »

Hoodies and goodies

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173168 times)