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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2017, 07:35:00 AM »
We're actually here to keep you from passing south...after the shit you've done up here.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2017, 07:35:21 AM »
Yes, it's a Corolla.  What fucking difference does it make!?

Hey, Jefa, can you point us to Interstate 70. We've got an appointment with Melania.

And we won't even leave a dent mang!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2017, 07:50:08 AM »
You must be little Marcos cousins

Glad you're here, my lawn is looking a bit rough so get to it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2017, 07:52:32 AM »
In the back there... oh, that's just a 31 foot ladder.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2017, 10:30:25 AM »
Where's all the white women?


Gregg, you're up!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2017, 10:35:48 AM »
Sweet!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2017, 10:39:16 AM »
What? We're going to see Dream Theater in Australia?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2017, 11:20:35 AM »
Mrs TAC:  FFS Tim, let's do something other than Disney.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2017, 11:25:48 AM »
Honey look....here's an interesting vacation. You leave for a month to get away an 'unwind' at this resort and they send a young, 24 year old 6'-8"' black man to 'help' around he house while your gone. I've signed you up and even paid for the three week extension.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2017, 11:26:41 AM »
Mrs TAC:  FFS Tim, let's do something other than Disney.

It's not my wife, it's my kids. This is a timely comment, as we are planning the The TAC Summer Vacation. It kills us that the kids don't want to go to Disney.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2017, 11:32:57 AM »
Hey look... Brazzers is opening a theme park.  Let's visit Shockville and DP-Land.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2017, 12:30:17 PM »
"Pack your bags, Melania. We're going to Mexico."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2017, 12:57:31 PM »
Chino - I don't care... anywhere but Avatar-land.  And make sure you pack the cone.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2017, 01:31:51 PM »
Check this out! Discount round trip flights to Aleppo! "You and your family will have a blast!" Can we go?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2017, 07:21:38 PM »
"Pack your bags, Melania. We're going to Mexico."

You're up brownie boy!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2017, 08:17:17 AM »
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You've dressed as Santa Claus to put presents under the tree late at night. Kids just caught you kissing your wife/their mom. What do you say to them?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2017, 08:26:01 AM »
Stick around and you'll see your mommy lick a candy cane...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2017, 08:30:42 AM »
You should see what the Easter Bunny does with her.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2017, 08:39:13 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2017, 08:53:49 AM »
Milk and cookies are so last year kids.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2017, 09:11:12 AM »
Kids, go back to bed while I fill your mom's stocking...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2017, 09:13:16 AM »
Let me show you the meaning of 'here cums Santa Claus'....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2017, 09:46:58 AM »
Let me show you the meaning of 'here cums Santa Claus'....

Let me show you where "Santa Claus Lane" is...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2017, 11:22:00 AM »
No, I ain't hanging the stockings with care.  Fuck traditions.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2017, 11:26:17 AM »
Let me show you the meaning of 'here cums Santa Claus'....
Sorry I took so long, it's been a busy week. This one's dark and twisted with a decent pun. Winrar.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2017, 12:15:18 PM »
coolio. thanks MJ.


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You walk past a construction site where all the workers are wearing nothing but their tool belts and hard hats....your comment(s) or thoughts are?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2017, 01:12:41 PM »
Hm. The Village People must be auditioning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2017, 03:45:32 PM »
Brazzers on location?

Man I love female construction crews!

Man I hate female construction crews!

Why is that one wearing a cardigan sweater?

Huh! I thought DisneyLand would've had some kind of policy against this.
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« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2017, 05:14:20 PM »
Nice hammer you got there.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2017, 05:21:04 PM »
Which one of you guys is Black Floyd?
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« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2017, 05:58:55 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2017, 07:33:56 PM »
That building isn't the only thing they're erecting.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2017, 08:42:12 PM »
"Where's Jackie Treehorn? The "Dude" sent me."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2017, 08:43:25 PM »
To the black guy: "Now that's a screwdriver!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2017, 08:44:56 PM »
"Anyone not circumcised, Mike Pence would like to have a word."
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