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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #315 on: May 30, 2017, 08:01:00 PM »
... but I'm glad that Podaar changed this fucking topic.

... but you aren't going to get laid with that bitch-of-an-attitude.

... but it looks like diarrhea is striking you right now.

... but I know that three rights make a left.

... but Betsy DeVos is 10 pounds of stupid in a 5 pound bag.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #316 on: May 30, 2017, 08:37:41 PM »
... but damnit Jim, he's dead.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #317 on: May 30, 2017, 09:38:26 PM »
.....but I'm fairly certain what those three men of Mexican descent are doing to your wife is considered a 'cornhole'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #318 on: May 30, 2017, 09:53:56 PM »
... I'm a political scientist.  My name is Stadler.

... I'm Scott Pruitt.

... that's why I'm employed.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #319 on: May 30, 2017, 11:13:41 PM »
but I'm pretty sure the theory of relativity has nothing to do with marrying your sister.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #320 on: May 31, 2017, 06:50:13 AM »
...but I'm pretty sure Menstrual blood isn't a element on the periodic table.

...so i'll just explain this away as a Timey Wimey stuff.

...but at least I can talk and walk properly, Mr Hawkings.

...Really Denise?  I'm shocked, your portrayal of Christmas Jones was so realistic!

...but Yeah Bitch! Magnets!






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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #321 on: May 31, 2017, 01:41:44 PM »
... However I'm pretty sure that "covfefe" isn't a real word, Mr. President.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #322 on: May 31, 2017, 03:10:42 PM »
I'm not a scientist... and Jingle's not a comedian.  Here's to keeping our day jobs!  :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #323 on: May 31, 2017, 03:14:38 PM »
...but it ain't going to suck itself.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #324 on: May 31, 2017, 03:36:02 PM »
Great answers. Going Jesse was absolutely brilliant.  :rollin

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #325 on: May 31, 2017, 03:42:36 PM »
I'm not a scientist... and Jingle's not a comedian.  Here's to keeping our day jobs!  :)

:clap:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #326 on: June 01, 2017, 03:53:40 AM »
Cheers Podaar.

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Inappropriate Superhero/heroine name and their equally inappropriate super power.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #327 on: June 01, 2017, 06:33:22 AM »
Backdoor-Man and his Spit-gob of Lubrication.

Mighty Sanchez and his Shocker of Paralyzation.

The Amazing Racist with her Hijab of Other Detection.

Flesh Gordon and his Power Pasties.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #328 on: June 01, 2017, 06:36:05 AM »
Super Tea Bloke - his special power is the "Sonic Tea Bag" whereby one dip of his empowered Cobblers Awls will render his target speechless, unable to eat, and rather embarrassed.  His "Kryptonite" is that he can not help but stop crime fighting completely twice a day for elevenses and afternoon tea.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #329 on: June 01, 2017, 06:52:17 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #330 on: June 01, 2017, 06:54:54 AM »
Covfefe, and his ability to stun, disorient, and confuse the fuck out of everyone.

Tiny Hands, and his ability to fist you by the balls - from the inside.

Hilary, and her emails.

Flatulence Boy... can clear a room in a matter of seconds.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #331 on: June 01, 2017, 07:07:58 AM »
Dingleberry Man!  His skidmarks are legendary!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #332 on: June 01, 2017, 07:24:35 AM »
Bus-station Pest with his uncomfortable leer and revealing trench-coat.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #333 on: June 01, 2017, 07:44:44 AM »
Kotowboy!  A sidekick that will annoy you in a single post!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #334 on: June 01, 2017, 07:58:50 AM »
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« Reply #335 on: June 01, 2017, 09:12:39 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #336 on: June 01, 2017, 12:11:24 PM »
Journalism Boy ... he's fake.
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« Reply #337 on: June 01, 2017, 01:58:25 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #338 on: June 01, 2017, 02:09:12 PM »
Bosk, and his Ban "hammer".
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« Reply #339 on: June 01, 2017, 03:08:15 PM »
Sir Urkel and his powers of ineptitude!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #340 on: June 02, 2017, 03:40:40 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #341 on: June 03, 2017, 11:39:21 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #342 on: June 05, 2017, 01:04:12 AM »
Lots of great answers, but this...

Bus-station Pest with his uncomfortable leer and revealing trench-coat.

...got me some strange looks at works as I tried to 'not' laugh and nearly choked.   So winner.




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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #343 on: June 07, 2017, 12:39:49 PM »
Sorry for the delay. I was drunk in Vegas and running away from an angry hooker during this announcement.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #344 on: June 07, 2017, 01:45:16 PM »
Milenia has an incredibly hairy bush.

Sally Yates is a beast in bed.

There actually is a rich prince in Tanzania that needs to get his money out.

Mitch McConnell actually *is* a 600 year old turtle.

We hacked Brexit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #345 on: June 07, 2017, 01:47:28 PM »
He'll tell the truth 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #346 on: June 07, 2017, 01:53:37 PM »
Obama was born in Quebec
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #347 on: June 07, 2017, 02:47:39 PM »
Everything Alex Jones says is true.

My online handle is Tempus Vox.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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« Reply #348 on: June 07, 2017, 02:49:01 PM »
Trump is a 1/4 Pumpkin.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #349 on: June 07, 2017, 03:23:12 PM »
Trumps orange color is due to the effects of countless irretrievable carrots that he's jammed up his a$$ over the years
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