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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1505 on: June 05, 2018, 01:55:28 PM »
Where's all the white women at?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1506 on: June 05, 2018, 02:01:56 PM »
“‘Rocket Man’ is one of my favorite songs and I wanted to meet him.”


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1507 on: June 05, 2018, 02:03:38 PM »
I came to see if Lars Ulrich was an ass or not.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1508 on: June 05, 2018, 02:09:11 PM »
To unload the 7 pounds of cocaine I have crammed up my a$$
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1509 on: June 05, 2018, 02:13:42 PM »
The idiots in my country put cheese curds and gravy on their french fries.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1510 on: June 05, 2018, 02:21:23 PM »
“As an American citizen, I don’t have to answer why I’m re-entering my own country. Am I being detained?”

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1511 on: June 05, 2018, 02:25:00 PM »
The idiots in my country put cheese curds and gravy on their french fries.

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1512 on: June 06, 2018, 08:38:25 AM »
"Passport please?"

"Certainly, Comrade.  I hiv all uv my papers rrright in my hans."    (It's hard to write in a Russian accent.)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1513 on: June 06, 2018, 09:25:30 AM »
"Purpose of your visit?"

 "Goddamnit Joe, its me Miguel! We work together! This shit isn't funny anymore!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1514 on: June 07, 2018, 05:22:26 AM »
"Goddamnit Joe, its me Miguel! We work together! This shit isn't funny anymore!"

Winner... better give it to him quick while he's still poking around the forum.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1515 on: June 07, 2018, 12:34:53 PM »
Wow! Started to feel like Joseph McCarthy was picking winners. (look him up kids)  :biggrin:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1516 on: June 07, 2018, 12:36:52 PM »
You Majesty, how about that new book by Tempus Vox?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1517 on: June 07, 2018, 12:47:01 PM »
Your Majesty; how about that "Suits", eh?  Quite the show.  Did you see the scene in the file room?  Hubba, hubba!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1518 on: June 07, 2018, 12:57:53 PM »
What's with all the chicks and the fuckin hats?

You know, once you go black, you never go back.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1519 on: June 07, 2018, 12:59:35 PM »
I would so like to bang Meghan Markle.

Which Queen am I talking to here? :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1520 on: June 07, 2018, 01:29:32 PM »
When does this thing wrap up?  I forgot to program the DVR for Coronation Street
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1521 on: June 07, 2018, 01:30:28 PM »
*crop dust*
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1522 on: June 07, 2018, 01:42:58 PM »
You know that gal Helen Mirren who played you in the movie? She's done some nude scenes before, ya know. Sometimes I watch those scenes and imagine it's you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1523 on: June 07, 2018, 01:45:58 PM »
Harry is sure a lucky guy. You know she’s better than Kate, right?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1524 on: June 07, 2018, 03:14:42 PM »
Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1525 on: June 07, 2018, 07:11:35 PM »
Will you be grabbing the garter tonight?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1526 on: June 07, 2018, 07:49:23 PM »
Let’s be honest......how many of the Crown Jewels have you fit into your keister?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1527 on: June 07, 2018, 08:05:21 PM »
Is Phillip REALLY hung like a Shetland Pony?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1528 on: June 07, 2018, 08:08:08 PM »
"How about those Patriots, eh?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1529 on: June 07, 2018, 08:27:02 PM »
So an online pal of mine, Wildranger, is running a poll: tampon or maxi pad?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1530 on: June 11, 2018, 06:46:27 AM »
What's with all the chicks and the fuckin hats?


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1531 on: June 11, 2018, 06:56:01 AM »
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Wikileaks got a hold of the entire Secret Service texting history (ie, for Trump, Obama and Bush).  Some interesting tidbits were...
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1532 on: June 11, 2018, 07:22:44 AM »
Agent 1 to Agent 2:  " We will be guarding Melania and Ivanka at the beach today, Operation code-Deploy Warheads".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1533 on: June 11, 2018, 07:41:35 AM »
" These pretzels are making me thirsty! "
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1534 on: June 11, 2018, 07:58:51 AM »
Hey guys Clinton just handed me a fine Maduro but I think his humidor is on the fritz.
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« Reply #1535 on: June 12, 2018, 07:19:50 AM »
“Operation Famous Kims is going well. We’ve gotten Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Jong-Il without a problem, but who’s going to break the news about Kimbo Slice to the president?”
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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« Reply #1536 on: June 12, 2018, 07:28:35 AM »
“Operation Famous Kims is going well. We’ve gotten Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Jong-Il without a problem, but who’s going to break the news about Kimbo Slice to the president?”

I'd say you've been gone so long - 4 fuckin years!
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« Reply #1537 on: June 12, 2018, 07:31:45 AM »
“Operation Famous Kims is going well. We’ve gotten Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Jong-Il without a problem, but who’s going to break the news about Kimbo Slice to the president?”

I'd say you've been gone so long - 4 fuckin years!

I actually didn’t have that much sex during them, so there are more accurate ways to summarize that time frame
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1538 on: June 14, 2018, 09:03:23 AM »
Normally, a Seinfeld reference would be a shoe-in, until...

Hey guys Clinton just handed me a fine Maduro but I think his humidor is on the fritz.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

AngelBlack, yer up
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1539 on: June 14, 2018, 09:05:07 AM »
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.