Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172639 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1295 on:** February 26, 2018, 12:51:20 PM »

Highbeam flashing

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1296 on:** February 26, 2018, 12:55:35 PM »

Best Global Warming Denial Statement

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1297 on:** February 26, 2018, 12:57:04 PM »

Manscaping Luge.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1298 on:** February 26, 2018, 01:11:17 PM »

Naked Curling

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1299 on:** February 26, 2018, 02:01:20 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 26, 2018, 01:11:17 PM

Naked Curling

Every Saturday night bro.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1300 on:** February 26, 2018, 10:08:05 PM »

Bobsleigh Douche -Womens Team
Bobsleigh Enema- Mens Team
Each sled has a hole cut out into the bottom. Teams are judged not by time, but by how much slush gets stuck in their orifice.

Biathlon Bingo- Highly skilled and expertly trained biathletes shoot at AR 15 owners who'vs publicly declared AR weapons aren't assault rifles, using the owners own rifles.

Frozen Tweet - Individual outdoor game where people are forced to post the most error free tweets in 5 minutes after dipping their hands in water. The Kardashian sisters are odds on favorites already.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1301 on:** February 27, 2018, 09:31:52 AM »

Discrete Kidney Harvesting

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1302 on:** February 27, 2018, 09:58:13 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 26, 2018, 12:57:04 PM

Manscaping Luge.

I can't even imagine what this would be like. Still didn't keep me from laughing. Go!

Stadler · « **Reply #1303 on:** February 27, 2018, 10:05:43 AM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on February 27, 2018, 09:58:13 AM

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 26, 2018, 12:57:04 PM
Manscaping Luge.

I can't even imagine what this would be like. Still didn't keep me from laughing. Go!

Good call. I feel like there's blood involved in there, and at least one cringe-worthy moment or two. Like watching someone get punched in the nuts.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1304 on:** March 02, 2018, 08:36:04 AM »

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Podaar 19
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masterthes 9
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TheSilentHam 8
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TAC 7
Stadler 7
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Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
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Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
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Jaffa 2
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Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
AngelBack 1

New scene: You find out that Trump & Obama are drinking buddies. You walk up to them and say.....

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1305 on:** March 02, 2018, 08:40:23 AM »

How does it feel to be the two guys other than Bill to fuck Hillary?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1306 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:48:13 PM »

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller...

TAC · « **Reply #1307 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:50:37 PM »

I thought Baron looked a little dark.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1308 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:42:16 PM »

Nice work asshats.

Thanks Obama

I kept my Doctor alright ... Dr. Gupta - but now he's been detained by ICE.

Stadler · « **Reply #1309 on:** March 06, 2018, 06:17:26 AM »

I feel like if that scenario was to actually happen, it might be because I'd be delivering flowers with a card that said "Thank you SO much! Love, George W. Bush's Legacy".

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1310 on:** March 06, 2018, 08:47:47 AM »

Tee-time, gentlemen.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1311 on:** March 06, 2018, 09:02:21 AM »

So.....which one of you is Hitler again?

TempusVox · « **Reply #1312 on:** March 06, 2018, 11:04:23 PM »

Hey Donnie! Let's all three take a little ride, okay? We're gonna take a drive out to the Pine Barrens, and see a guy about a thing. It'll be fine. Get in the front seat there. Barry's gonna drive. You can take the bottle with you. We'll be back in bit, and we can go play golf, okay?

Barry, did you put the shovels in the trunk like I asked you to?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1313 on:** March 09, 2018, 05:19:22 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on March 06, 2018, 06:17:26 AM

I feel like if that scenario was to actually happen, it might be because I'd be delivering flowers with a card that said "Thank you SO much! Love, George W. Bush's Legacy".

I giggled at this. Winna!

Stadler · « **Reply #1314 on:** March 09, 2018, 09:08:42 AM »

Thank you, sir; give me a moment to brainstorm a scenario...

Stadler · « **Reply #1315 on:** March 09, 2018, 12:40:00 PM »

jingle.boy 51
gmillerdrake 44
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 21
TempusVox 20
Podaar 19
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
TheSilentHam 8
Stadler 8
El Barto 7
TAC 7
Cool Chris 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
AngelBack 1

Gene $immons has taken the art of commerce to a new level. NOW he's selling the Kiss logo on ...

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1316 on:** March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM »

Albums that are actually good, so as to make it appear KISS released quality music.

Podaar · « **Reply #1317 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:28:04 PM »

...Daraprim bottles.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1318 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:45:23 PM »

Sons of Apollo CDs

MAGA hats (now MKGA)

Stadler's business cards

Red Bull... so you really can Rock 'n' Roll All Nite

DTF P/R threads

TAC · « **Reply #1319 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:47:14 PM »

Stadler style oxford shirts

TAC · « **Reply #1320 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:47:38 PM »

AngelBack · « **Reply #1321 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:49:37 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 09, 2018, 01:45:23 PM

Sons of Apollo CDs

MAGA hats (now MKGA)

Stadler's business cards

Red Bull... so you really can Rock 'n' Roll All Nite

DTF P/R threads

You kill me

Stadler · « **Reply #1322 on:** March 09, 2018, 02:52:25 PM »

For the record, I would buy both of them (the shirts and the business cards).

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1323 on:** March 09, 2018, 03:11:14 PM »

Donkey Saddles

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1324 on:** March 09, 2018, 04:15:17 PM »

On Vinnie Vincent. Wait, that's a bad idea.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1325 on:** March 09, 2018, 05:20:59 PM »

AR-15's (too soon?)

Iron Maiden tee-shirts.

Tempus Vox books.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1326 on:** March 09, 2018, 07:11:49 PM »

Embroidered KISS logo on rear Jean pockets

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1327 on:** March 09, 2018, 07:12:41 PM »

Penitentiary Jump Suits

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1328 on:** March 09, 2018, 07:34:57 PM »

Church collection plates

Stadler · « **Reply #1329 on:** March 12, 2018, 07:08:15 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 09, 2018, 05:20:59 PM

AR-15's (too soon?)

Iron Maiden tee-shirts.

Tempus Vox books.

if you followed the recent interview where Paul Stanley supposedly "made" his interviewer take off his Maiden shirt and put on a Kiss one...

Nice job. You're up.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172639 times)