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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1155 on: December 21, 2017, 06:10:49 AM »
It's A Small World:  Animatronic president with small hands grabs your genitals.
But the arc of your life will still be profound

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1156 on: December 21, 2017, 06:35:56 AM »
Hall of Presidents - yes, it is Hilary.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1157 on: December 21, 2017, 09:11:58 AM »
Gators: Evade and Escape     Only children under 6 can participate unaccompanied by an adult. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1158 on: December 21, 2017, 09:14:09 AM »
Gators: Evade and Escape     Only children under 6 can participate unaccompanied by an adult.

I felt kind of bad after I stopped laughing at this.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1159 on: December 21, 2017, 09:23:52 AM »
Gators: Evade and Escape     Only children under 6 can participate unaccompanied by an adult.

I felt kind of bad after I stopped laughing at this.

Sometimes you gotta toe the line and see where it takes ya.....might have stepped a little over on that one  :\
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1160 on: December 21, 2017, 11:01:46 AM »
Line: The Ride. No actual ride, you just wait in line

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1161 on: December 21, 2017, 11:13:26 AM »
I don't know what it's called, but I'll bet you saw Roy Moore there.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1162 on: December 27, 2017, 11:32:01 AM »
Line: The Ride. No actual ride, you just wait in line

I went with this; perhaps not the funniest (that would be the Gator Pool), but it hit close to home.    Two quick line stories from my last trip to Toronto and the trip to FLA: 

One, guy going through the TSA Pre-check line asks the TSA agent if he "needs to take his belt off".   He's wearing elastic banded sweat pants, I shit you not.

Two, we're in line for I forget what at Epcot - either the Mission to Space shuttle thing or the Spaceship Earth thing, and we're in line for about 10, 15 minutes, and the woman in front of me goes to me "is this the line for the ride?"   I almost told her no but I didn't have the heart.    She wasn't cute enough to get away with being that dumb. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1163 on: December 28, 2017, 09:33:29 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1164 on: December 28, 2017, 09:39:24 AM »
Taylor Swift - gonna try muff-diving

Mike Portnoy/Derek Sherinian - do a cover version of "Let it Go"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1165 on: December 28, 2017, 10:14:50 PM »
Bosk1 - Something Something  ... Dark.. Side

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1166 on: December 28, 2017, 10:36:27 PM »
Kingshmegland - fewer typos

Harvey Weinstein - to find real love
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1167 on: December 28, 2017, 11:11:27 PM »
dtf.org: Fewer threads about Toto's Africa and discussions about what is a catch in the NFL.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1168 on: December 29, 2017, 06:16:12 AM »
dtf.org: Fewer threads about Toto's Africa and MORE discussions about what is a catch in the NFL.

Fix'd
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1169 on: December 29, 2017, 09:42:44 AM »


Mike Portnoy/Derek Sherinian - do a cover version of "Let it Go"

That'd be awesome. You're up jingle

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1170 on: December 29, 2017, 05:25:09 PM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1171 on: December 29, 2017, 05:47:14 PM »
"I would like to toast Billy, Ron, Jeff, and of course Mike, for helping Sons of Apollo claim their rightful place on the throne as Kings of Prog!" -Derek Sherinian
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1172 on: December 29, 2017, 06:38:26 PM »
"I'd like to toast John Petrucci for my awesome drum sound"-Mike Mangini
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1173 on: December 29, 2017, 06:40:16 PM »
"I'd like to toast my owner for finally washing me and letting me breathe"- Kingshmegland's Liver shirt
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1174 on: December 29, 2017, 06:53:33 PM »
I'd like toast... no wait... I don't like toast.  It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1175 on: January 01, 2018, 05:50:18 AM »
I'd like toast... no wait... I don't like toast.  It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Despite the lack of quantity, this was quality.  You're up ham.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1176 on: January 01, 2018, 03:35:20 PM »
Thanks Chad!  :metal

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1177 on: January 01, 2018, 03:45:43 PM »
DT-side once again shows its class and wisdom about former band members.

Finally 'over' Portnoy leaving the band.

TAC was right!

Stadler concedes that someone else was right.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1178 on: January 01, 2018, 04:44:13 PM »
TAC and Cool Chris become founding members of the Genesis Appreciation Fan Club.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1179 on: January 01, 2018, 05:30:57 PM »
Jingle Boy wins a Roulette!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1180 on: January 01, 2018, 05:33:35 PM »
A disputed catch in an NFL game results in unanimous agreement among forum members on what the correct call should have been.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1181 on: January 01, 2018, 05:40:08 PM »
President Trump is repeatedly praised throughout multiple threads in the P/R Forum
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1182 on: January 01, 2018, 05:44:37 PM »
TempusVox reveals identity to be Julian Assange.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1183 on: January 01, 2018, 05:47:56 PM »
Kingshmegland reportedly not a King; TheSilentHam is actually a loud crustacean; Cool Chris ... not that cool.

lonestar has a 1.3 average on Yelp.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1184 on: January 01, 2018, 05:59:01 PM »
Single males post on music forum about how often they get laid.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1185 on: January 01, 2018, 11:29:23 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1186 on: January 02, 2018, 12:44:37 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1187 on: January 02, 2018, 01:38:45 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1188 on: January 02, 2018, 01:40:37 PM »
Come join DTF-we agree on everything!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1189 on: January 02, 2018, 01:42:42 PM »
DTF Driven Petition Convinces Dream Theater to fire Mike Mangini and Re-Hire Mike Portnoy.....It's rumored James LaBrie is ecstatic about the turn of events. 
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