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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2017, 07:06:47 AM »
Cat: God I thought he'd never leave. Time for a nap.
Dog: I miss him so much. A nap sounds good.

This is the one I liked.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2017, 09:16:39 AM »
I don't know why my optometrist sent me here. I just said I wanted my specs changed and he referred me to you guys.

Well, ma'am, we had to do *something* with Michael Jackson's nose...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2017, 10:47:40 AM »
Customer.  When I asked about the "Nose job down below", I didn't expect a consult from Ephraim, your mohel-in-training.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #108 on: April 09, 2017, 11:23:36 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #109 on: April 09, 2017, 07:55:29 PM »
Receptionist to Blonde: "Miss...Please go wash your hands...when we told you to 'pick your nose', that's not what we meant."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #110 on: April 10, 2017, 05:52:11 AM »
Your buy one get one free offer doesn't state I can't put a second pair of breasts somewhere!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #111 on: April 10, 2017, 01:09:31 PM »
Customer.  When I asked about the "Nose job down below", I didn't expect a consult from Ephraim, your mohel-in-training.

Bonus points for the call back!  :lol

You vin, sonny boi.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #112 on: April 10, 2017, 02:50:53 PM »
:takesbow:

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gmillerdrake   34
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
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Podaar   11
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #113 on: April 10, 2017, 03:15:39 PM »
Caution in the left lane ahead! Woman corn-holed by three Mexicans in a Toyota micro bus without leaving a mark.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #114 on: April 10, 2017, 04:03:39 PM »
Go fuck yourself San Diego
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #115 on: April 10, 2017, 04:19:58 PM »
Armed men have hijacked the highway next 5 miles.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #116 on: April 10, 2017, 05:20:27 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #117 on: April 10, 2017, 08:13:05 PM »
One foot on the break, and one on the gas....this fuc%ing job can kiss my a$$!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #118 on: April 10, 2017, 08:13:42 PM »
Call (give # to BMV) for free blow job

Eat my ass and balls!

Slow the fuck down asshole!

The reason you drive a pickup is because you have a little dick.

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Honk if you shave your pussy.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #119 on: April 10, 2017, 08:15:45 PM »
Caution: Douchebag Crossing Ahead
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #120 on: April 12, 2017, 08:42:08 AM »
One foot on the break, and one on the gas....this fuc%ing job can kiss my a$$!

This got the biggest laugh.  You're up gmil
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #121 on: April 12, 2017, 09:31:38 AM »
Thank you kind Sir  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2017, 10:33:36 AM »
Are those your melons or mine?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #123 on: April 12, 2017, 10:43:30 AM »
Can I have some?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #124 on: April 12, 2017, 02:51:49 PM »
I have some mayo if you need it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #125 on: April 12, 2017, 04:27:38 PM »
Since this on Whose Line is as much a visual game as it is a statement, I offer the following:



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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2017, 07:54:33 PM »




I didn't know Prog Snob liked bowling.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #127 on: April 13, 2017, 08:44:17 PM »
The only reason I'd ever kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.


With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children.


You don't by any chance have a roommate that like served in Viet Nam, do you?   :biggrin:


Well...since I'm obviously now headed to HR, wanna fuck?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #128 on: April 14, 2017, 12:07:59 AM »
Sorry, but it stared at me first

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #129 on: April 14, 2017, 05:11:34 AM »
Sure is cold in here.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #130 on: April 14, 2017, 06:24:46 AM »
The only reason I'd ever kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.


With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children.


You don't by any chance have a roommate that like served in Viet Nam, do you?   :biggrin:


Well...since I'm obviously now headed to HR, wanna fuck?


:spitcoffee:     Winner.....all of them    :lol          you're up TV!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #131 on: April 14, 2017, 09:29:59 PM »
Thanks Gary!

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kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   14
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Podaar   11
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MetalJunkie   5
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LeeHarveyKennedy   4
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Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
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Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #132 on: April 14, 2017, 10:04:56 PM »
What's more huge than huge?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #133 on: April 14, 2017, 10:16:05 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #134 on: April 14, 2017, 11:22:23 PM »
Is hand size really correlated with penis length?

Is bigly a word?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #135 on: April 15, 2017, 12:46:26 AM »
"Ivanka Trump nude images"  followed by "countries where incest is legal" followed by "Eric Trump nude images"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #136 on: April 15, 2017, 06:05:58 AM »
Father of all bombs

Kim Jong Un address

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #137 on: April 17, 2017, 08:09:46 PM »
Is hand size really correlated with penis length?

Is bigly a word?

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There were several that made me laugh...But all of these take it. Nicely done Snow Dog. Welcome to the winners circle. You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2017, 05:10:03 PM »
Excellent.  Thank you!

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lonestar   25
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TheLordOfTheStrings   5
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Jonnybaxy   4
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #139 on: April 18, 2017, 05:19:25 PM »
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