Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172705 times)

masterthes · « **Reply #1015 on:** November 16, 2017, 08:02:58 AM »

Speedy Gonzalez

TempusVox · « **Reply #1016 on:** November 16, 2017, 09:45:19 PM »

Jack Daniels

Cause I was a hard liquor. 😀

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1017 on:** November 17, 2017, 07:10:20 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on November 16, 2017, 09:45:19 PM

Jack Daniels

Cause I was a hard liquor. 😀

That’ll take it TV! You’re up

TAC · « **Reply #1018 on:** November 17, 2017, 04:22:19 PM »

Yeah, that's actually a good one. Very clever.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1019 on:** November 17, 2017, 10:20:46 PM »

Thank you!!

Standings
jingle.boy 45
gmillerdrake 43
lonestar 25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland 20
Podaar 18
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
TAC 6
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
JayOctavarium 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Cool Chris 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Next Scene:

You've just won 100 million dollars in the lottery. Tomorrow you tell your boss...

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1020 on:** November 17, 2017, 10:43:12 PM »

"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

Podaar · « **Reply #1021 on:** November 18, 2017, 06:37:58 AM »

Me too.

masterthes · « **Reply #1022 on:** November 18, 2017, 08:32:28 AM »

[in best Cartman voice] Screw you guy, I'm going home

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1023 on:** November 18, 2017, 10:36:46 AM »

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I been workin' in this factory
For nigh on fifteen years
All this time I watched my woman
Drownin' in a pool of tears
And I've seen a lot of good folks die
That had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right offa' my back
If I had the guts to say
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was workin' for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Well that foreman, he's a regular dog
The line boss, he's a fool
Got a brand new flattop haircut
Lord, he thinks he's cool
One of these days I'm gonna' blow my top
And that sucker, he's gonna' pay
Lord I can't wait to see their faces
When I get the nerve to say
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was workin for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more

TAC · « **Reply #1024 on:** November 18, 2017, 11:25:31 AM »

I'm not coming in today because I'll be at your house banging your wife.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1025 on:** November 18, 2017, 01:51:36 PM »

I’m gonna be balls deep in hookers and blow for the foreseeable future and won’t be in for a while so you may want to hire a replacement

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1026 on:** November 18, 2017, 03:28:31 PM »

Your father was a hamster, and your mother smells of elderberries.

You have stinky farts.

I've always wanted to tell you this ... nice tits. Oh, and I quit.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1027 on:** November 18, 2017, 04:25:16 PM »

I ..... Q to the U to the I to the T .....jiggity jiggity

TAC · « **Reply #1028 on:** November 18, 2017, 05:10:09 PM »

I'm going on tour with Iron Maiden.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #1029 on:** November 18, 2017, 06:10:05 PM »

Seeya tomorrow as usual boss. I'm spending my fortune to finally learn the identity of TempusVox

Stadler · « **Reply #1030 on:** November 19, 2017, 11:12:17 AM »

I own you. No, really, I bought the fuckin' business, and I OWN you. Cream, two sugars, STAT.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #1031 on:** November 20, 2017, 09:21:51 AM »

Nothing negative as I have a decent working relationship with my boss.

TAC · « **Reply #1032 on:** November 20, 2017, 08:36:41 PM »

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1033 on:** November 20, 2017, 11:19:22 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on November 19, 2017, 11:12:17 AM

I own you. No, really, I bought the fuckin' business, and I OWN you. Cream, two sugars, STAT.

Winner. Yer up!

Stadler · « **Reply #1034 on:** November 21, 2017, 09:49:36 AM »

Thank you!!

Standings
jingle.boy 45
gmillerdrake 43
lonestar 25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland 20
Podaar 18
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
TAC 6
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
JayOctavarium 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Cool Chris 5
Stadler 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Next Scene:
I flew to Florida yesterday; the pilot made his announcement, and left the intercom on. He said....

Podaar · « **Reply #1035 on:** November 21, 2017, 10:18:02 AM »

It's not going to suck itself!

Which one of you assholes farted, dammit.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1036 on:** November 21, 2017, 10:42:10 AM »

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1037 on:** November 21, 2017, 10:53:25 AM »

I always forget if this lever makes us go ‘up’ or ‘down’?

I snorted entirely too much coke at lunch

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1038 on:** November 21, 2017, 12:48:23 PM »

Keep the pitchers coming every 5 minutes until one of us pukes ... then every 7.

Fuck the fucking fuck of a mouse.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1039 on:** November 21, 2017, 12:50:57 PM »

"Allah Akbar!"

"Did I tell you I was trained by the same guy who trained Roy Halladay?" (too soon?)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1040 on:** November 21, 2017, 01:38:47 PM »

I am sick of all these mother fucking people on this mother fucking plane.

You see the size of those tits in 2A? Those must be jam, cuz jelly don’t shake like that.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1041 on:** November 21, 2017, 01:45:37 PM »

Flight attendant, please come to the cockpit for your in-flight snack and drink.

Yeah, Ned, I never could just quite cut it in the Air Force...

We may be flying to Memphis, but fuck it, I wanna see the Grand Canyon.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1042 on:** November 21, 2017, 01:48:38 PM »

Where are we going again?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1043 on:** November 21, 2017, 02:11:35 PM »

LEROY JENKINS!!!!!

TAC · « **Reply #1044 on:** November 21, 2017, 02:51:26 PM »

I can't remember if I locked the doors.

TAC · « **Reply #1045 on:** November 21, 2017, 02:53:13 PM »

"Hey pull up DTF....
Did you see the new poll?
.....I think John Myung looks the best."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1046 on:** November 21, 2017, 03:05:37 PM »

I say we depressurize the fuselage once we reach altitude for shits and grins....

Podaar · « **Reply #1047 on:** November 21, 2017, 03:57:05 PM »

I told 'em we are going to have a little turbulence, but I'd still recommend the onion.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1048 on:** November 21, 2017, 05:20:29 PM »

Let's see how far this bad boy goes on 'E'......

TempusVox · « **Reply #1049 on:** November 21, 2017, 10:08:17 PM »

We just got a text message from corporate...looks like we both just got laid off!

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172705 times)