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Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« on: March 28, 2017, 12:40:33 PM »
At one time the 'Scenes' thread was a popular thread to participate in....curious to see if it can regain it's former glory.

The gist of it is an idea or situation will be presented and then responses to that idea or situation are posted as to how it plays out. I'll pick the first winner then from there the winner posts the next scene, and so on.......

Your Scene:

Your Mother catches you full on wanking it....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2017, 12:50:22 PM »
"Quick. Blow on it, Mom. It stings"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2017, 01:00:56 PM »
"Well what did you expect when you set me up with that Mormon chick?"
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2017, 01:32:36 PM »
Thanks, Obama

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2017, 01:33:23 PM »
I stare her right in the eyes and finish like a fucking man.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2017, 01:38:38 PM »
Now put on your garment and cut your hair in a bowl shape.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2017, 02:28:25 PM »
Hmm. Will follow with interest, possibly contributing depending on the scene and if I can think of something. I tried searching for the old SFAH thread and it said "Each word must be at least two characters long". So you can't search for anything including "a" in that sense. Bonkers!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2017, 02:46:09 PM »
I would ask her if she wants me to put my Oedipus in her Rex
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2017, 02:52:19 PM »
"Good. You were almost too late."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2017, 03:06:48 PM »
I need a spanking.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2017, 03:24:00 PM »
Gregg (Podaar) combined the standing from the previous threads to give us these aggregate standings.


STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   33
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
MetalJunkie   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
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Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
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soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2017, 03:25:19 PM »
I'm lost. How do I get points?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2017, 03:27:43 PM »
I'm lost. How do I get points?

I'll pick a winner for this 'scene'......they get the point then come up with the next scene....and so on.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2017, 03:32:20 PM »
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2017, 03:51:09 PM »
"I'll be finished with this Glamour magazine in a sec!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2017, 03:51:36 PM »
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2017, 03:55:24 PM »
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Yeah, (5) replies is the Caption game so we could keep that rule.  but I don't think anyone's going to keep a close tally on replies and get ticked if you shoot out a few more than that.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2017, 03:57:47 PM »
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Yeah, (5) replies is the Caption game so we could keep that rule.  but I don't think anyone's going to keep a close tally on replies and get ticked if you shoot out a few more than that.

Wasn't there a 'scene' once where jingle asked for porn titles that sound like actual movie titles. Coz rattled of like thirteen in one post within minutes of the OP.  :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2017, 04:56:20 PM »
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Yeah, (5) replies is the Caption game so we could keep that rule.  but I don't think anyone's going to keep a close tally on replies and get ticked if you shoot out a few more than that.

Wasn't there a 'scene' once where jingle asked for porn titles that sound like actual movie titles. Coz rattled of like thirteen in one post within minutes of the OP.  :lol

Yes

To answer the scene...

Well this is awkward.  When did you get out of jail, ma?

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Jesus ma, the seatbelt light is on.  Go back to your seat!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2017, 05:18:03 PM »
...and I hurriedly try to close out of her Facebook profile picture...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2017, 05:58:40 PM »
It's not going to suck itself.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2017, 06:15:45 PM »
No really Mom, it's my biology experiment.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2017, 06:27:53 PM »
From now on, you will be called Jingle Boy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2017, 07:13:57 PM »
"I thought I heard you say you needed some wrinkle cream..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2017, 07:35:08 PM »
While there were a few gems to get this thread fired up and going in the right direction

this one:

It's not going to suck itself.

Was a page right out of Chads playbook and the most disturbing.

You're up TAC !
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2017, 07:39:51 PM »
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   33
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
MetalJunkie   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
TAC  1
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
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Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Who the hell is Super Star Wars?




So these 4 Mexicans are crossing the border and they are stopped by US Customs. And the US Customs agent is.........Donald Trump.

Go!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2017, 08:03:39 PM »
And they grab him by the pussy.

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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2017, 08:14:38 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2017, 09:27:42 PM »
Here's $5 and some Lego ... go build your own fucking wall.

So, what does Sean Hannity's dick actually taste like?

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« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2017, 10:07:31 PM »
No mames guey....
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« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2017, 10:21:35 PM »
Where's all the white women?

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« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2017, 10:23:49 PM »
Yes, it's a Corolla.  What fucking difference does it make!?
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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2017, 06:00:24 AM »
But our tan is natural sir!
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2017, 06:42:22 AM »
Yes, it's a Corolla.  What fucking difference does it make!?

Hey, Jefa, can you point us to Interstate 70. We've got an appointment with Melania.