I had planned to fulfill El Barto's prophecy and wait exactly 17 days to post in this thread. However, developments and such...
So I went to the high school to meet her for brownies. Classes were getting out and kids were everywhere, so I wondered why the hell she would pick such a place to meet. I texted her that I had arrived and she said "ok, grabbing from fridge. I'm in the green shirt" Oh. She works at the school. Makes sense.
After a minute or so of perusing the crowd I saw a green-shirted girl carrying a plate.
Oh. Shit. I recognized her.
[FLASHBACK]
I was the "next up" rep, so I was waiting by the door. The next customers headed toward the store were an elderly woman and a dumpy little girl of about 18 I could only assume was her granddaughter. I helped her sign up for a GoPhone plan and sold her grandmother on DirecTV, so I signed her up for that as well. I like to build rapport with my customers as any good person/salesperson should do, so we had some small talk after I closed the sale and before they ultimately went on their way.
They came in for a separate issue a few weeks later, but they worked with another rep because I was busy when they arrived. The rep helped them with whatever their issue was, and walked them out the door. As he passed me, he said "her grandmother thinks you have eyes for her granddaughter."
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My buddy in line behind me laughs. "Tim, you should totally hit it."
"Dude, she looks like a troll!"
"So?"
"So I don't want to have to answer a riddle every time I cross a bridge with her!"
He laughed, I laughed, our day went on.
[END FLASHBACK]
It was the granddaughter from my previous interactions. I took the brownies, we said our hellos, made some small tank, and she left to go do her babysitting thing.
[LATER THAT NIGHT]
Text from her:
"Tim, I'm starting to lose faith in AT&T."
Of course, I waited until the next day when I'm on the clock to respond to her, and then I asked why. She explained her issue and I helped resolve it.
Then this:
So I let her know we would credit the account.
Then this:
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I TOOK BROWNIES FROM HER. SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR ME AND I TOOK BROWNIES FROM HER.