I work for a very large company, a Fortune 200 company, the kind that keeps most of its employees in a large headquarters building but wisely keeps the programmers miles away in satellite buildings so we don't interact too much with the normal people. In 12 years, I've worked in three different buildings, none of which were the main HQ, and we'll be moving again later this year.
We moved to this building last fall, and different groups moved at different times, so different people arrived here at different times. Most of us IT folks have worked with each other at some point for some project over the years, so there's always a few reunions and stuff. The guy kitty-corner from me used to run reports for me in a different group two buildings ago. He's pretty cool. The cubicle directly across from me was vacant when I got here, but had a name on it, someone from some other group. I figured I'd eventually meet this person, my new neighbor. I have never seen this person. I've been here nearly six months, and they never moved in, even though I know everyone has moved out of the old building because the lease was up at the end of 2016. The cubicle across from me is still empty.
Moving is a pain in the ass of course, but our admin is a wonderful lady named Jocelyn who printed up these awesome colorful name signs and left a little card and bag of chocolate mints in each cubicle. A "housewarming" gift of sorts, to help ease the pain in the ass.
Most days by late afternoon I'm ready for a snack of some kind. I'll head over to the vending machine, or maybe open the extra bag of chips I picked up at lunchtime or something. Today I did not do that. The little bag of chocolate mints for the guy in the cubicle across from me was still sitting there, calling to me. I could hear them. Frankly, it was getting rather distracting. I did what I had to do. I ate them. He will never know. Hell, he will probably never actually move in here, and may not even exist. But the fact remains. I took something that was not mine, and I ate it. Five little chocolate mints. They were yummy. I am a thief, and a horrible person.