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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5250 on: September 12, 2017, 06:56:33 AM »
Morning.
King, I had cake today. Your move.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5251 on: September 12, 2017, 07:30:56 AM »
No cake here until Sunday.  I will have cake!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5252 on: September 12, 2017, 12:02:17 PM »
The cake is a lie.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5253 on: September 12, 2017, 02:25:54 PM »
35 minutes until I'm off work!

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5254 on: September 12, 2017, 02:28:46 PM »
Same here, I usually leave at 6, but leaving at 5 tonight to make the concert (or more accurately, to be able to pre-game before the concert)

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5255 on: September 12, 2017, 02:31:02 PM »
So tired today, but so worth it because Sir Paul was excellent last night :hat
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5256 on: September 12, 2017, 04:47:31 PM »
On my ass in my recliner finally. I am cooing on the grill though.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5257 on: September 13, 2017, 05:05:24 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5258 on: September 13, 2017, 07:22:59 AM »
Good morning everyone

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5259 on: September 13, 2017, 12:58:08 PM »
I went to pick up my dad to go to lunch and his hybrid car only three years old will not start have to get it towed to the dealership.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5260 on: September 13, 2017, 05:03:50 PM »
Good morning everyone

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What's shakin for today?

Well I just got back from work :lol lots of software testing. It's been such a long week already.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5261 on: September 13, 2017, 07:10:34 PM »
Good evening everyone. Can't wait for the weekend. I'm going to clean the house top to bottom tomorrow after work, do the lawn friday after work and Saturday & Sunday I'm free to my own devices.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5262 on: September 13, 2017, 07:35:07 PM »
Reap. What do you have to do to clean your roof.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5263 on: September 13, 2017, 08:29:02 PM »
Ok well maybe not roof :lol

The inlaws were in town so the place is a mess plus their dog decided he'd try to mark every corner possible so I have some area rugs I want to deep clean

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5264 on: September 13, 2017, 08:50:07 PM »
AH HAH! 6 pack on the roof "working". Lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5265 on: September 13, 2017, 08:53:19 PM »
yup

I would do that type of "work" often when I ran the hotel a while back

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5266 on: September 13, 2017, 08:59:53 PM »
Don't worry my in-laws are the worst the stories I could tell you you'd want to murder them. That's how bad they are.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5267 on: September 14, 2017, 05:02:30 AM »
I don't know King, I'd be willing to have some beers and trade stories :lol

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5268 on: September 14, 2017, 06:09:29 AM »
Don't worry my in-laws are the worst the stories I could tell you you'd want to murder them. That's how bad they are.

That's how I feel about mrs.jingle's in-laws.
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« Reply #5269 on: September 14, 2017, 07:27:27 AM »
One of a hundred stories....

I bought the engagement ring for my wife.  I was up 24 hours.  I worked a 16 hour day, drove into Boston to get the ring drove back. I stopped at my old job where my futire mother in law worked to show her the ring.  She was not there.  Called out for her kid.

So 2 other girls saw the ring.  They told her the next day.  So when is was coming close to our 3rd anniversary dating she told Lisa, "So has Joe giving you the ring yet?"  "He has it you know."

That fucking asshole did that purposely.  I have never forgave her for that.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5270 on: September 14, 2017, 07:29:36 AM »
Yeah, that's a purposely dick move.

So did Mrs King tell you about that exchange?
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« Reply #5271 on: September 14, 2017, 07:37:04 AM »
She's gullible. We were at a restaurant and she brought her gifts in.  I told her my gift was too big to bring in to this restaurant.  I saw the disappointment in her face.  I had the ring in my pocket.  When I opened my gifts I got up like I was going to kiss her thank you and got down on my knee.  She is sooooo gullible.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5272 on: September 14, 2017, 10:47:42 AM »
That is a dick move king, a real dick move.

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« Reply #5273 on: September 14, 2017, 11:05:05 AM »
That's just one of many issues we have to deal with.  Lisa cut off her parents for 10 years.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5274 on: September 14, 2017, 04:04:59 PM »
Good afternoon ya'll
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5275 on: September 14, 2017, 06:07:44 PM »
'evenin.  Just back from a walk with mrs.jingle and jingle.dogs.  Now on to a glass of wine in front of the TV for some fake house-hunting.
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« Reply #5276 on: September 14, 2017, 06:13:21 PM »
House hunting Chad?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5277 on: September 14, 2017, 07:30:53 PM »
Just spent 3 hours cleaning the house, nothing better than having a spotless house. Enjoying a beer right now.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5278 on: September 14, 2017, 08:28:48 PM »
House hunting Chad?

FAKE house hunting.  We're not going to be in the market for at least another year (once jingle.kids are done high school), so we're just going for a drive down to wine country and checking out some areas/houses for shits and giggles.  Just to get an idea of what we might be able to look for next year at this time.
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« Reply #5279 on: September 14, 2017, 08:36:17 PM »
Where is wine country in Canada? I'm interested!
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5280 on: September 15, 2017, 05:54:04 AM »
Where is wine country in Canada? I'm interested!

Niagara region.  The area of southeast Ontario between Lake Ontario and Lake Erie.  100+ wineries in about a 70 mile radius.
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« Reply #5281 on: September 15, 2017, 07:14:14 PM »
Good evening guys.

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« Reply #5282 on: September 16, 2017, 05:39:44 AM »
Morning.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5283 on: September 16, 2017, 05:47:28 AM »
Morning king! Any cake this weekend?
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« Reply #5284 on: September 16, 2017, 06:05:58 AM »
We re going to watch the football game over friend's house Sunday and everybody brings appetizers and desserts so I'm hoping to see a little cupcakes there so I'm hopeful.  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC