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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4515 on: July 28, 2017, 10:29:47 AM »
You are going to be in a bad situation. 
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4516 on: July 28, 2017, 10:35:59 AM »
Good afternoon guys. Jay that is a really shitty situation, I hope an opportunity comes up where you can move out.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4517 on: July 28, 2017, 12:47:08 PM »
Thanks.

Well Chad said he'd house me anytime.

So I guess I am off to Canadia Land!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4518 on: July 28, 2017, 10:46:47 PM »
Just saw Billy Joel at the baseball stadium here in Minnesota. Axl Rose came out and joined him for Highway to Hell and later Big Shot. Really cool. I'll post videos later
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4519 on: July 29, 2017, 06:49:34 AM »
Thanks.

Well Chad said he'd house me anytime.

So I guess I am off to Canadia Land!

So long as you don't mind a pull-out couch... we don't have a spare bedroom - which was done by design when we bought this house. 
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4520 on: July 29, 2017, 06:55:39 AM »
We have two spare bedrooms at ours but rarely do people stay over.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4521 on: July 29, 2017, 07:08:43 AM »
Thanks.

Well Chad said he'd house me anytime.

So I guess I am off to Canadia Land!

So long as you don't mind a pull-out couch... we don't have a spare bedroom - which was done by design when we bought this house. 

Zydar has a pull-out couch, but it's something totally different.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4522 on: July 29, 2017, 07:25:01 AM »
 :zydarscouch:


"Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch".
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4523 on: July 29, 2017, 07:28:16 AM »
:zydar: You know it.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4524 on: July 29, 2017, 08:09:47 AM »
Plus when you bang on them the coils squeak like a mother .....
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4525 on: July 29, 2017, 08:59:43 AM »
Good Morning Folks.


Guess what I get to do!

Since my supervisor completely ignored it, I get to try to pull a schedule out of my ass for August.

I'm going to really piss people off with it. I've got 2 people who are both bitching to get taken off of a graveyard. The same shift (it's 2 people on per shift). Can't please them all, so I will please no one. One of these guys is already on my shit list. He gave us a 5 day notice near the end of June, telling us he picked up another job, and can only work weekends with us. So I made a schedule for July and rearranged everyone to fill shifts. Then the dude comes back after 2 days working the new job and says he left, and wants hours again. So we put him in where we had hours. Which involved a single graveyard (with 2 days off afterwards). He won't shut up about how he's sleep deprived. (It used to be a rite of passage here.. everyone started on Graves and worked their way off- Can't complain to the supervisors / leads, as we all worked Full Time Graves here at once time).

I hate people. 
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4526 on: July 29, 2017, 10:25:51 AM »

I hate people. 



Call me the new Kotowboy
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4527 on: July 29, 2017, 10:44:20 AM »
To be fair, people suck.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4528 on: July 29, 2017, 11:23:17 AM »
Right?

I'm trying to do 3 things at once, And I am now getting people messaging me and calling me because they know I am working on the schedule and they want to know if I am changing their schedules, or want to request changes.  I had a conversation with my supervisor. We are close to telling people to work what we schedule them for, or take a hike.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4529 on: July 29, 2017, 01:59:36 PM »
To be fair, people suck.

That is definitely a Top 3 contender for DTF tagline.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4530 on: July 29, 2017, 03:01:54 PM »
So... I give up on today.

Took care of a bunch of shit in and out of the office.

Realized that I haven't eaten at all today. I take my salad out of the fridge, and it's frozen solid.  Today... feels like it belongs in a sitcom.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4531 on: July 29, 2017, 04:14:44 PM »
I'm with you Jay.  Every week there is something.  My new supervisor text me at 10:30 last night saying he's going to go into work late because his baby's been teasing and he's been up all night. my text back to him was you are my supervisor you need to run the shift you need to be in on time.

His fiance is not working she can deal with the teething baby.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4532 on: July 29, 2017, 08:47:14 PM »
If it's ever anything having to do with kids, I always get the "You don't have kids so you wouldn't understand" look of annoyance or tone from them.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4533 on: July 29, 2017, 10:47:55 PM »
To be fair, people suck.

That is definitely a Top 3 contender for DTF tagline.

That's my LIFE tagline. :lol
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4535 on: July 29, 2017, 11:09:13 PM »
I thought that said The Mighty Morphin Bosstones. :( That would have been way more 90s. :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4536 on: July 30, 2017, 05:02:08 AM »
Sup
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4537 on: July 30, 2017, 05:06:18 AM »
Mornin', hef.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU UPDATED YOUR ACCOUNT TO ENABLE 3RD PARTY HOSTING ALREADY?
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« Reply #4538 on: July 30, 2017, 05:07:15 AM »
The photobucket thing?

Does it cost money?  Because I'm not paying shit.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4539 on: July 30, 2017, 05:08:50 AM »
Nobody's paying for that shit, and nor should they.

But maybe remove the hotlinked pic from your sig in that case. :D
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« Reply #4540 on: July 30, 2017, 05:17:13 AM »
OK.
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« Reply #4541 on: July 30, 2017, 05:21:06 AM »
You're a good kid.

So what are the plans for the rest of the weekend?
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« Reply #4542 on: July 30, 2017, 05:34:56 AM »
Annoying you bub!  Morning.
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« Reply #4543 on: July 30, 2017, 05:40:15 AM »
Annoying you bub!  Morning.

Bring it! :lol
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« Reply #4544 on: July 30, 2017, 05:42:59 AM »
 :lol

Shall I start mocking you about your poop colored ground on your DK game?
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« Reply #4545 on: July 30, 2017, 05:48:03 AM »
:lol

Shall I start mocking you about your poop colored ground on your DK game?

It's not poop coloured, it's "jungle sands", thank you very much!

Or you could mock me for forgetting to randomize the Y axis movement before uploading. :blob:
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« Reply #4546 on: July 30, 2017, 05:50:48 AM »
You're a good kid.

So what are the plans for the rest of the weekend?
As little as possible.
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« Reply #4547 on: July 30, 2017, 05:56:59 AM »
You're a good kid.

So what are the plans for the rest of the weekend?
As little as possible.

I approve. I hope you very much enjoy whatever nothing it is you don't get up to. :hat
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« Reply #4548 on: July 30, 2017, 05:57:41 AM »
 :tup
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« Reply #4549 on: July 30, 2017, 06:03:36 AM »
:lol

Shall I start mocking you about your poop colored ground on your DK game?

It's not poop coloured, it's "jungle sands", thank you very much!

Or you could mock me for forgetting to randomize the Y axis movement before uploading. :blob:

I don't speak uber geek. :lol

I'm watching this new Justice League series cartoon I didn't even know existed it's called Justice League action. All they are is ten minute episodes.  It's pretty cool.
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