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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1505 on: March 26, 2017, 08:12:36 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1506 on: March 26, 2017, 08:23:23 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1507 on: March 26, 2017, 08:27:11 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1508 on: March 26, 2017, 04:33:21 PM »
*sigh*

Good afternoon peeps.

I had the day off yesterday. Came back to work this afternoon to find that we've had 2 shifts here that have been left unfilled. Basically a secondary account right next to our main account has sat empty since 7am and will remain so till 11pm tonight. So now I am sitting here trying to fill the spots. It's hard to find people to work a shift last minute on a Sunday afternoon.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1509 on: March 26, 2017, 04:35:01 PM »
I go through that with call outs all the time.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1510 on: March 26, 2017, 04:39:43 PM »
This isn't from last minute call outs.

This is from one guy taking the weekend off (he's in the middle of moving, was going to leave a few weeks ago but decided to help fill the schedule through the end of this month) and the other open spot is basically from my higher ups not filling it.  They hired a guy to fill certain spots. The dude quit. Then they hired another guy, who is another pos. He doesn't have a phone, nor does he have a car.. so this dude who's supposed to be available to fill shifts is completely worthless.

There aren't any supervisors on shift on weekends anymore... I am the closest thing and I am off Saturday and I dont come back in till Sunday afternoon. So there's no one to take care of this shit.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1511 on: March 26, 2017, 04:41:04 PM »
No I get it.  I'm just saying I know the feeling trying to fill in those spots last minute.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1512 on: March 26, 2017, 04:46:45 PM »
Something like 55 pages into my lit review and I am about to shoot myself in the head. A week ago I was at 26 pages. I have to finish today.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1513 on: March 26, 2017, 04:49:48 PM »
What's the total pages Adami?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1514 on: March 26, 2017, 04:51:27 PM »
What's the total pages Adami?

It's really up to me, as many as it takes to write what I have to write. I know people who are turning in 30 something pages. Another friend is on 41 or so.

I just have more to write about.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1515 on: March 26, 2017, 04:52:54 PM »
Tip for all you kids out there, don't write a dissertation on the authentic sense of self for transgender Jews. It's a lot of god damn work.


Noted.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1516 on: March 26, 2017, 05:04:35 PM »
Tip for all you kids out there, don't write a dissertation on the authentic sense of self for transgender Jews. 

Shit, I was just about to get started.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1517 on: March 26, 2017, 05:08:08 PM »
Glad I could be of service.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1518 on: March 26, 2017, 05:08:41 PM »
What's the total pages Adami?

It's really up to me, as many as it takes to write what I have to write. I know people who are turning in 30 something pages. Another friend is on 41 or so.

I just have more to write about.

Tip for all you kids out there, don't write a dissertation on the authentic sense of self for transgender Jews. It's a lot of god damn work.

I figured you had a number in your head as a goal but we know how that works out sometimes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1519 on: March 26, 2017, 07:26:51 PM »
Whatever happened to Senecadawg? Does anyone know?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1520 on: March 26, 2017, 07:34:22 PM »
What's the total pages Adami?

It's really up to me, as many as it takes to write what I have to write. I know people who are turning in 30 something pages. Another friend is on 41 or so.

I just have more to write about.

Tip for all you kids out there, don't write a dissertation on the authentic sense of self for transgender Jews. It's a lot of god damn work.

I figured you had a number in your head as a goal but we know how that works out sometimes.

I think I'm aiming for 60 at the moment. Luckily I have a very clear vision of what I want to write, I just have to actually do it and not just watch Golden Girls endlessly.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1521 on: March 26, 2017, 07:37:02 PM »
 :lol

My sister in law's favorite TV show. 

I figured your have a structure to the limit then edit yourself to tighten it up.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1522 on: March 26, 2017, 07:53:10 PM »
Evening

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1523 on: March 26, 2017, 08:13:34 PM »
Howdy
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
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« Reply #1525 on: March 26, 2017, 08:26:12 PM »
Hows it hanging?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1526 on: March 26, 2017, 08:28:32 PM »
Low and to the left, you?

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« Reply #1527 on: March 26, 2017, 08:33:11 PM »
All three are hanging just fine.


Wait...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1528 on: March 26, 2017, 08:35:46 PM »
Have you been keeping a secret from us?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1529 on: March 26, 2017, 08:39:06 PM »
What? that I have 3 balls?

One of them is cracked. I shouldn't be using it.

But I do. 


/bowling jokes
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1530 on: March 26, 2017, 08:41:04 PM »
What you do with your balls in public is your business.

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« Reply #1531 on: March 26, 2017, 08:42:23 PM »
:lol
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1532 on: March 26, 2017, 11:55:03 PM »
His basically exactly 60 pages. 10 more than I had intended when I set out. But I think I'm done!

Now I have to re-read the last 34 pages, proof it, send it off to my mom to edit (she's awesome at that) then send it off to my chair to review before he tells me how much it sucks or what to fix.

I feel like I just took a 20 pound crap.
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« Reply #1533 on: March 27, 2017, 12:01:23 AM »
I feel like I just took a 20 pound crap.

Until you've actually taken a 20 pound crap, please do not throw around such comparisons so lightly.
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« Reply #1534 on: March 27, 2017, 12:06:03 AM »
I feel like I just took a 20 pound crap.

Until you've actually taken a 20 pound crap, please do not throw around such comparisons so lightly.

This is me after eating too much Chipotle.

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« Reply #1535 on: March 27, 2017, 12:06:46 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen.



Plz.
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« Reply #1536 on: March 27, 2017, 04:57:00 AM »
Morning everyone

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1537 on: March 27, 2017, 05:16:03 AM »
Morning, Reap.

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« Reply #1538 on: March 27, 2017, 05:19:09 AM »
Morning Prog, what's happening?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1539 on: March 27, 2017, 05:26:23 AM »
The usual. Waiting for the shift to end. Reading and studying. You?