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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5915 on: October 20, 2017, 07:06:53 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 20, 2017, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Podaar on October 20, 2017, 06:23:50 AM
Indeed, but it gets worse Blob, the dude is a scientist. His work has been used by NASA for the Mars missions. What the fuck is a moron like me going to talk with him about.  :lol

:lol Well you must have something in common if you've been in touch this long and invited him over.
I'd probably just ask him about his work, because I bet he knows lots of cool shit.

 My exact strategy!
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5916 on: October 20, 2017, 07:16:43 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on October 20, 2017, 06:23:50 AM
Indeed, but it gets worse Blob, the dude is a scientist. His work has been used by NASA for the Mars missions. What the fuck is a moron like me going to talk with him about.  :lol

Cornholing Mexicans and Toyota Corollas
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5917 on: October 20, 2017, 07:20:43 AM »
Where a fez and a smoking jacket.  That would throw him off and the conversation would take a left turn. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5918 on: October 20, 2017, 07:39:28 AM »
Quote from: cramx3 on October 20, 2017, 06:42:01 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 20, 2017, 06:21:37 AM
I'd be apprehensive. All of these internet people from forums etc are total weirdos.

This  :lol

Typically I don't invite my dates over for the first time meeting, maybe after some drinks in a public spot though.

Well, I don't think I'd call it a date.  :lol

In DTF terms, it would be like having El Barto send you a PM saying that he'll be in your town giving a lecture and he's got some free time on Friday night if you want to meet-up. You offer a few possible pubs/restaurants and then throw in, "Or, you could come by the house and I'll throw some burgers on the the grill and mix you a martini." and have him respond that if it isn't too much of an imposition, the burger and drink sounds better. Then the day arrives and you start wondering how you're going to keep up with such a fierce intellect.  :lol

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Where a fez and a smoking jacket.  That would throw him off and the conversation would take a left turn. :lol

Oh, you guys.

And Chad, it's a fucking microbus. Don't make me correct you again. Paying attention...you suck at it.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5919 on: October 20, 2017, 07:42:24 AM »
 :lol well I did roll into El Barto's town once before and said I am seeing a concert and if you got time through my limited schedule, let's meet up, and we did.  Got some good country fried steak in Dallas.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5920 on: October 20, 2017, 11:10:38 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on October 20, 2017, 07:39:28 AM
And Chad, it's a fucking microbus. Don't make me correct you again. Paying attention...you suck at it.

Sure 'bout that?

Quote from: Podaar on June 04, 2013, 01:09:01 PM
Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

COZ was the one in the microbus.   :lol  thread is locked... can't quote it.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5921 on: October 20, 2017, 11:20:57 AM »
If you recall, when I won that round with the quote above, I mentioned that I'd actually said that about my truck because it was rear-ended by a microbus with three illegals in it.  :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5922 on: October 20, 2017, 12:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on October 20, 2017, 11:20:57 AM
If you recall, when I won that round with the quote above, I mentioned that I'd actually said that about my truck because it was rear-ended by a microbus with three illegals in it.  :lol

No... that part I don't recall.  Must've still been laughing too hard at the actual 'scene'.  Still probably my favorite ever in that game.

So yes... i suck at paying attention!
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5923 on: October 20, 2017, 12:15:34 PM »
Yeah, I agree it is the greatest scene ever. We could trot it out every year or so and get completely new an hilarious quotes. I still think, "She's only five years old." Is the best one I've ever heard. Simple, not suggestive when talking about a car, but completely shocking when applied to your wife.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5924 on: October 20, 2017, 06:58:20 PM »
What started as an easy day turned into one of the longest I've had so far at this job. Just happy to be home and have a drink in front of me.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5925 on: October 20, 2017, 07:08:42 PM »
I'm way ahead of you Reap. :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5926 on: October 20, 2017, 07:24:31 PM »
Whatcha drinking King?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5927 on: October 20, 2017, 07:41:55 PM »
First had Jack Fireball on ice.  Then a 10.5% DIPA, now onto a bourbon barrel aged Baltic porter made with chili peppers, cinnamon,  chocolate and vanilla bean.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5928 on: October 20, 2017, 07:58:51 PM »
Sounds absolutely delicious
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« Reply #5929 on: October 20, 2017, 08:00:32 PM »
Onto Ann Marie 2017.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5930 on: October 20, 2017, 08:05:36 PM »
Our boy cat, Harry loves it too! :lol.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5931 on: October 20, 2017, 08:11:04 PM »
*TAC bites his tongue*
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5932 on: October 20, 2017, 08:14:39 PM »
Quote from: TAC on October 20, 2017, 08:11:04 PM
*TAC bites his tongue*

He is a boy. :lol. Thsts my wife's pic.  See the blanket.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5933 on: October 20, 2017, 08:18:38 PM »
 :lol

Love your nails! :lol
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #5934 on: October 20, 2017, 08:21:35 PM »
I love them too. :eyebrows:
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5935 on: October 20, 2017, 08:28:05 PM »
Our cat doesn't like anything, hate is her only emotion
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5936 on: October 20, 2017, 08:28:53 PM »
That's why cats suck.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5937 on: October 20, 2017, 08:35:34 PM »
Quote from: TAC on October 20, 2017, 08:28:53 PM
That's why cats suck.

Not my 2 cats.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5938 on: October 20, 2017, 09:10:39 PM »
My cat is full of hate but I still love her, in some ways she is better trained than my two dogs.
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« Reply #5939 on: October 21, 2017, 04:46:43 AM »
Morning. 
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5940 on: October 21, 2017, 04:55:04 AM »
Morning king!
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« Reply #5941 on: October 21, 2017, 05:06:04 AM »
Wife just woke up and I'm watching Big Trouble In Little China.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5942 on: October 21, 2017, 05:19:24 AM »
finishing cup o' joe #3, then working out.  Really not in the mood to, but I'm gonna force myself.  Once I get started, I'm good to go. 

I guess it's like sexytime for the ladies.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5943 on: October 21, 2017, 07:03:21 AM »
Morning guys. Sitting a Waffle House after dropping the dog off at the vet.
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« Reply #5944 on: October 21, 2017, 07:11:14 AM »
Hey Reap.
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« Reply #5945 on: October 21, 2017, 07:37:17 AM »
Morning, drinking coffee and watching college gameday from penn state.  Big game for them tonight.  Should be a relaxing day for me, gf coming over later to watch the game.
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« Reply #5946 on: October 21, 2017, 03:55:59 PM »
Hi Blob!

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5947 on: October 21, 2017, 04:17:16 PM »
Do you wear that shirt every f'n day??

It should probably say:

"Don't worry armpits, you're fine."
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #5948 on: October 21, 2017, 04:19:11 PM »
Once a week.  I have a bitch to wash my shirts.   


Don't tell her I said that.  :lol
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5949 on: October 21, 2017, 04:20:05 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 21, 2017, 04:19:11 PM
Once a week.

Only on picture day, apparently. :lol
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol
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