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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1260 on: March 20, 2017, 08:27:29 AM »
I picked the wrong career. $110 an hour.

:rollin

You could probably go online and learn to fix it yourself for a tenth of that.

Just like replacing a bike wheel, am I right?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1261 on: March 20, 2017, 08:39:20 AM »
I did some not so urgent thingamabobs and am now continuing to fuck off.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1262 on: March 20, 2017, 09:19:25 AM »
March 20th is finally here.  5 pounds of ribeyes are in my fridge just waiting to meet some fire this evening.  Booyah.

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« Reply #1263 on: March 20, 2017, 09:24:22 AM »
She have it on her calender on her smart phone Coz?  You know, might try to play dumb. :lol
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« Reply #1264 on: March 20, 2017, 09:25:19 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1265 on: March 20, 2017, 09:25:47 AM »
I've gotten a little bit done so far this morning, also giving AJFA a spin for the first time in far too long :metal
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« Reply #1266 on: March 20, 2017, 09:26:18 AM »
She have it on her calender on her smart phone Coz?  You know, might try to play dumb. :lol

Amazingly, she never makes an attempt to get around it.  This will be our 12th year in a row celebrating this blessed event.  Booyah.

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« Reply #1267 on: March 20, 2017, 09:27:20 AM »
You done right putting a ring on that gal, Coz.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1268 on: March 20, 2017, 10:35:00 AM »
I picked the wrong career. $110 an hour.

:rollin

You could probably go online and learn to fix it yourself for a tenth of that.

Just like replacing a bike wheel, am I right?


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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1269 on: March 20, 2017, 11:20:47 AM »
I am presently also not actively engaged in anything productive here at the office.

Me either.  Then again, I'm excused.

Literally.

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King... good thing the Queen gave you the wrong time, or there might've been more leakage.
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« Reply #1270 on: March 20, 2017, 11:29:32 AM »
How weird Chad to have this happen and the timing.  Plummer going to be there for 3pm.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #1271 on: March 20, 2017, 11:47:49 AM »
Christopher Plummer is coming to your house ?! :o




Actually I tell a lie - I *DO* take my bike wheel to a garage to change a tyre because it's a huge PITA to do it yourself and last time we damaged the inner tube.

The tyre garage near me is extremely fast and ludicrously cheap.

I rolled my wheel in one day with my new tyre in the other hand - they took the old tyre off - replaced the inner tube and put the new tyre on

£5 they charged me.

FIVE. POUNDS.

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« Reply #1272 on: March 20, 2017, 11:50:22 AM »
Yes, he's a plumber
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1273 on: March 20, 2017, 12:15:29 PM »
Christopher Plummer ( Plumber and Plum Farmer and Drummer ).

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1274 on: March 20, 2017, 12:17:06 PM »
Why hasn't Christopher Plummer ever played a plumber? Hmmm.
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« Reply #1275 on: March 20, 2017, 12:32:59 PM »
He refused to show plumbers crack.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1276 on: March 20, 2017, 12:37:42 PM »
Is there a porn being filmed at King's house?

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« Reply #1277 on: March 20, 2017, 12:49:39 PM »
When isn't there?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1278 on: March 20, 2017, 12:49:41 PM »
He refused to show plumbers crack.

I'd never show plumbers crack.

i. I would never be in possession of illegal narcotics

ii. I'd never try to pay for their services with said drugs.

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« Reply #1279 on: March 20, 2017, 01:02:50 PM »
When isn't there?

 :lol

Kotowboy you can't control when you show the plumbers crack. It just happens.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #1280 on: March 20, 2017, 01:07:27 PM »
It sure does.

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« Reply #1281 on: March 20, 2017, 01:09:37 PM »
Ow, my eyes!

Butt wait a minute... that's...

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« Reply #1282 on: March 20, 2017, 01:13:24 PM »
Zydar, now I want to know if that was on your phone already? :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #1283 on: March 20, 2017, 01:15:48 PM »
No way :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1284 on: March 20, 2017, 01:23:33 PM »
I'm back, I just knew I had a picture like that on my phone.

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« Reply #1285 on: March 20, 2017, 04:10:54 PM »
Evening...working a double.  :yarr

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« Reply #1286 on: March 20, 2017, 04:21:38 PM »
$1000.00 to fix the pipe and boiler issue. Ugh.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1287 on: March 20, 2017, 04:22:52 PM »
Yikes, King.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1288 on: March 20, 2017, 04:24:50 PM »
$1000.00 to fix the pipe and boiler issue. Ugh.

Get a second opinion. One garage quoted my Grandad £1k to fix his car and another garage said it was an easy fix £5.

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« Reply #1289 on: March 20, 2017, 04:29:40 PM »
$1000.00 to fix the pipe and boiler issue. Ugh.

Know any plumbers?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1290 on: March 20, 2017, 04:56:30 PM »
holy schnikes thats a lot.  Im guessing it's something you can't wait to fix either with such a price tag?  AKA maybe they got you by the balls.

My buddy did not prepare to have his house plowed last snow storm and since he was late to call someone, the best price he could find was $250 which is insane for a 15 minute driveway plow, but that's what happens when you are stuck and a contractor has you by the balls.

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« Reply #1291 on: March 20, 2017, 05:18:35 PM »
Already paid and fixed folks.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #1292 on: March 20, 2017, 06:50:28 PM »
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« Reply #1293 on: March 20, 2017, 06:52:00 PM »
Pizza sounds good right now.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1294 on: March 20, 2017, 07:51:15 PM »
It does.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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