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DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« on: February 08, 2017, 10:34:42 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2017, 10:35:07 AM »
Herro DTF.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2017, 10:36:39 AM »
I don't like it.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2017, 10:38:58 AM »
Smells funny, and that's before I even got here.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2017, 10:41:01 AM »
Smells funny, and that's before I even got here.

Sorry, that was me.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2017, 11:08:55 AM »
Q : Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff ?

A : Tequlia ! :neverusethis:



Q : What is a pilot's favourite flavour of potato chips ?

A : PLAIN :neverusethis:




NOW ITS A CHAT THREAD

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2017, 11:11:37 AM »
Did 3 hours extra work so far this week and i'm off all next week Sunday to Sunday then it's half term and then i'm off again the week after that.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2017, 12:01:18 PM »
Smells funny, and that's before I even got here.

Sorry, that was me.

I always wondered what a Vegemite fart smelled like.   
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2017, 12:14:02 PM »
It smells like a bloody Wallaby's arse after an outback curry MATE !!!!

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2017, 12:15:22 PM »
DEAR GOD THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2017, 12:23:05 PM »
..or a can of Fosters.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2017, 12:30:39 PM »
nice new thread! 

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2017, 02:20:56 PM »
New thread with only one page. I'm not a fan of change

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2017, 02:22:55 PM »
WE FEAR CHANGE


Actually i've been after a new Chat Thread for a while i'm easy like sunday morning :coolio

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2017, 05:22:28 PM »
I'm just about to sleep, but I though I'd have a post on page 1 before that. Goodnight!
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2017, 05:28:24 PM »
Today I have listened to Erasure, Abba, Green Day, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Metallica, Mastodon...


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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2017, 05:37:25 PM »
I feel a change...
Back to a better day...
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2017, 05:37:58 PM »
SHAPE SHIFFFTTT !!!!

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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2017, 10:22:29 PM »
So I got a call from my dad at 230pm today saying he fell at home and couldn't get up.  So I head down.  He's on the floor and it's bad. I can barely get him back in his chair.  He has the Life Alert but of course he's too stubborn to wear it.

After fixing the couch so he can sleep there since he felt outside when we told him it was too icy, he dragging himself in from the porch where he fell.

I get him changed tell him not to move while I go get food so he can stay home since there's a snow storm 6 to 12 inches.  My brother is on the way from work but I best him back only to find my dad back on the floor.  He didn't listened and tried to get up.

Now my brother gets there and both of us can't get him up.  We call 911 for an ambulance to bing him to the hospital since no way he can be alone.   He now has a cough like his chest is full of junk and the doctor tells is he has A-fib and maybe bronchitis and they are keeping him for observation.  I got home at 12am.  What a day.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2017, 10:32:31 PM »
In...


And see you next chat thread...
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2017, 12:37:05 AM »
Got to make my presence known.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2017, 12:41:41 AM »
I thought you usually liked to hide your presence.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2017, 01:02:08 AM »
I love 'em and leave 'em
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2017, 06:06:06 AM »
Damn King, sorry about your father, what a long day that must have been... and now the snow is coming down hard.

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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2017, 06:10:25 AM »
Morning.  Yeah.  I'm getting the work down.  I've got an orientation for a new hire then I'm driving through the snow to see him at the hospital.  8 to 12 inches expected.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2017, 06:15:13 AM »
ugh, hope you have a SUV.  The snow only just started here, but I'm pretty big against driving through these snowy conditions because the local roads are never plowed until much later and my car is a Civic so kind of hard to get through even my own street.

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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2017, 06:22:21 AM »
Nope.  I have a Corolla.  Taking it very slow when I leave.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2017, 06:33:49 AM »
Sorry about your father King. Does he live far from you?

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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2017, 07:01:27 AM »
I live 40 minutes away from him.  My brother lives 7 minutes away.  I worry because both my brother and his wife work full time and they have a 4 1/2 son.  Their life is all ready busy.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2017, 07:02:53 AM »
Yea that's tough, how old is your father?

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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2017, 07:05:48 AM »
70.  He has MS.  He is very stubborn and thinks he can do that things like he did when he was younger.  He's not exercising to help with the last of leg strength from the MS and the doctor wanted him to go to rehab to help and he blows it off.

We got him to get the life alert and he won't were the chain with the button to get help if he falls. 
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2017, 07:11:24 AM »
That's really tough King. I worry I'll have similar issues with my mom as she gets older, she is also incredibly stubborn.

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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2017, 07:14:42 AM »
All we ask of him is to allow him to be independent for as long as he can.  He don't see it like that.  He has to let go of his pride.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2017, 07:16:27 AM »
Yea, I can imagine it from his side too, I can't imaging what slowly loosing your independence must be like.

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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2017, 07:31:58 AM »
That's why we want him to go to rehab so they can strengthen him.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam