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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2380 on: June 30, 2018, 09:11:01 AM »
Get this DW crap outta here!  Bring me my Ludwigs!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2381 on: July 01, 2018, 11:00:11 AM »
Why should the guitarplayers have all the fun.... now burn those bongos too!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2382 on: July 02, 2018, 08:12:53 AM »

Pull your hand back in grampa. Its too late, you fucked up. Slow ass bastard.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2383 on: July 02, 2018, 09:44:11 AM »
Peter Criss tries to work his magic to levitate the drum stage.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2384 on: July 02, 2018, 02:07:27 PM »
TAC is asked to fill in for Rick Allen. When they get to Pour Some Sugar on Me, he lets his displeasure show.





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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2385 on: July 02, 2018, 02:27:12 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2386 on: July 02, 2018, 02:39:06 PM »
Stupid Pic:

Okay, okay. I can take a hint. Not a good pic (as witnessed by Tick below). I'll post a new one...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2387 on: July 02, 2018, 03:25:51 PM »
This is one of those pictures where the babies leg is supposed to look like a penis.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2388 on: July 02, 2018, 03:53:21 PM »
Better Pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2389 on: July 02, 2018, 06:53:14 PM »
Oh look. Baby's all grown up now!
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2390 on: July 02, 2018, 06:58:11 PM »
Giving Head = You’re doing it wrong
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2391 on: July 02, 2018, 07:05:29 PM »
"You get over here right now young man! Don't make me lick you right here. OK you asked for it!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2392 on: July 02, 2018, 07:06:40 PM »
As long as that's not his mother, Junior is going to need a napkin, and not for his face.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2393 on: July 02, 2018, 07:45:35 PM »
In the midst of her mushroom high....Meredith was told that if she licked the oil laden face of a pre-pubescent male that it’d heighten her ‘trip’ to new levels.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2394 on: July 02, 2018, 07:48:36 PM »
Pour some sugar on me...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2395 on: July 02, 2018, 08:00:24 PM »
Axe body spray for boys works its wonders again.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2396 on: July 02, 2018, 08:11:51 PM »
Axe body spray for boys works its wonders again.

 :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2397 on: July 02, 2018, 08:18:10 PM »
Pickin up bitches like a boss.

<insert David Attenbourough voice>.  Here we see the aging cougar roaming the populated landscape, seeking her target ... cautious at first, but then with wild abandon.... she pounces as though this could be her last meal for weeks.  Oddly, the young prey doesn't seem to mind.

Would you like some sweeties little girl?  Come a little closer.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2398 on: July 02, 2018, 08:25:12 PM »
How many licks does it take to get suspended from your elementary teaching position?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2399 on: July 02, 2018, 08:25:55 PM »
How many licks does it take to get suspended from your elementary teaching position?

 :lol

Let's see..one..two..three..
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2400 on: July 03, 2018, 06:30:52 AM »
Bleargh. Your baby feet tasted so much better.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2401 on: July 03, 2018, 10:24:48 AM »
Smells like teen spirit, tastes like Cheetos

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2402 on: July 05, 2018, 08:20:12 AM »
Okay, I really had fun with this round, because...

That pic is a personal photo of... wait for it... my sons! That was taken in 2004 while we were waiting in line at the Rockin' Roller Coaster at (what was then) MGM. I told Chad (my eldest son) to strike a Steven Tyler pose, so he went all Steven Tyler on his little brother! :lol

It just kills me that almost to a man you guys pegged Chad to be a woman. To you guys, there were probably funnier entries but thanks to Gary, Chad will forever have the nickname "Meredith"  :rollin

In the midst of her mushroom high....Meredith was told that if she licked the oil laden face of a pre-pubescent male that it’d heighten her ‘trip’ to new levels.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2403 on: July 05, 2018, 09:14:31 AM »
Stupid Pic:

Okay, okay. I can take a hint. Not a good pic (as witnessed by Tick below). I'll post a new one...
That was my caption! I thought it was a winner!!! :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2404 on: July 05, 2018, 09:18:01 AM »
 :lol   That's funny. Glad to have contributed to any type of teasing or ribbing to your children.


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2405 on: July 05, 2018, 09:20:27 AM »
Royal wedding blooper reel
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2406 on: July 05, 2018, 01:01:23 PM »
Royal pranks - fart in a bag

"You're right, it does smell like mummy's snatch in here".

Oats and hay for Camilla to snack on.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2407 on: July 05, 2018, 01:06:51 PM »
As yes.  The smell of a mistress.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2408 on: July 06, 2018, 02:35:12 AM »
Smells a bit fishy.... you should be wary of her

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2409 on: July 06, 2018, 06:05:56 AM »
Here, dearie, let it all out. No more Thames Clippers for you.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2410 on: July 06, 2018, 08:45:35 AM »
SNL sketch...
Severed Dick in a bag.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2411 on: July 09, 2018, 01:08:30 PM »
bump....need a couple more.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2412 on: July 09, 2018, 02:23:01 PM »
If you put your ear to it, you can hear Prince Charles banging some bimbo.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2413 on: July 09, 2018, 02:51:46 PM »
"It's okay dear, we all got sick when we realized she was half black."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2414 on: July 09, 2018, 06:24:01 PM »
Royal nitrous oxide.......ya just can't beat it, mate!
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