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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2275 on: June 08, 2018, 05:42:07 AM »
Goddammit mom... can't you knock first!!!

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Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2276 on: June 08, 2018, 08:55:18 AM »
"HOOoooo-oOOOoo-ooooo-OOoooTT!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2277 on: June 08, 2018, 08:56:49 AM »
Nothing more taboo than Raptor Porn.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2278 on: June 08, 2018, 11:14:33 AM »
Online porn is destroying the Owls of today...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2279 on: June 08, 2018, 04:16:12 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2280 on: June 08, 2018, 04:45:28 PM »
Nothing more taboo than Raptor Porn.

Raptor? Damn near killed 'her.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2281 on: June 08, 2018, 08:33:40 PM »
Caught with his beak in his claw.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2282 on: June 08, 2018, 10:28:26 PM »
So do you still eat the gerbil after that?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2283 on: June 11, 2018, 10:41:54 AM »
Nothing more taboo than Raptor Porn.

Good job TV, got it with this one! Winner, and what a hoot.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2284 on: June 14, 2018, 05:39:32 AM »
Posting for Temp while he is being held hostage by the cartel...




would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2285 on: June 14, 2018, 05:41:47 AM »
:zydarsfarm:
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2286 on: June 14, 2018, 09:00:38 AM »
"My coccos have all flown away! Link, please bring them all back to me! I will reward you with an empty bottle"
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« Reply #2287 on: June 14, 2018, 02:17:51 PM »
Dammit! Someone remind Lisa that we bread the chickens after theyre plucked!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2288 on: June 14, 2018, 02:18:58 PM »
"My coccos have all flown away! Link, please bring them all back to me! I will reward you with an empty bottle"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2289 on: June 14, 2018, 02:27:45 PM »
Fly!!  Be free!

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Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2290 on: June 15, 2018, 03:09:01 PM »
Pretty sure she's flouring the chicken in the wrong order.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2291 on: June 15, 2018, 03:09:48 PM »
Our eggs may be cage free, but they are cocaine stoked.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2292 on: June 18, 2018, 02:49:01 PM »
Our eggs may be cage free, but they are cocaine stoked.

Cocaine reference takes the prize! Yer up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2293 on: June 18, 2018, 02:55:44 PM »
Our eggs may be cage free, but they are cocaine stoked.

Cocaine reference takes the prize! Yer up!

Excellento!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2294 on: June 18, 2018, 03:05:07 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2295 on: June 18, 2018, 04:04:49 PM »
I have to pee.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2296 on: June 18, 2018, 04:10:10 PM »
Where's the beef?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2297 on: June 18, 2018, 04:12:58 PM »
 :rollin at both!


Off to a great start!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2298 on: June 18, 2018, 06:05:20 PM »
But dear... I really don't need that much ground pork.  I'll probably be dead before the expiration date.

Beef tips?  I always loved the tip of your grandfather's beef, if you know what I mean.

Lorraine... I think one of the bottles has worked it's way up into my hoo-hoo.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2299 on: June 18, 2018, 07:41:41 PM »
She identify's as a 4 year old brat
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2300 on: June 18, 2018, 08:11:32 PM »
When you hear your mother in law wherever you go.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2301 on: June 18, 2018, 08:59:39 PM »
KMart "Blue Hair" Special.

(OG reference for sure)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2302 on: June 19, 2018, 04:15:01 AM »
Jo-Anne... you'll need to alert the cleaning staff they'll need a cleanup in the meat aisle; I'm about to soil myself.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2303 on: June 19, 2018, 05:48:57 AM »
I told you not to send grampa to a home called Delicatessen

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2304 on: June 19, 2018, 06:54:52 AM »
That item is past due dated.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2305 on: June 19, 2018, 08:05:17 AM »
Mom, for the last time, no you cannot have 50 to ride the horsey outside the store.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2306 on: June 19, 2018, 08:17:27 AM »
Mom, for the last time, no you cannot have 50 to ride Ron Jeremy outside the store.

FTFY
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2307 on: June 19, 2018, 08:58:35 AM »
Mom, for the last time, no you cannot have 50 to ride Ron Jeremy outside the store.

FTFY

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2308 on: June 20, 2018, 11:40:13 AM »
"Fucking Trump! I saw a grandma separated from her daughter in a cage! Give it up, you ain't getting a wall!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2309 on: June 20, 2018, 11:52:49 AM »
Rachel, you really should get the extra lean beef.  You don't want to put on any more pounds, otherwise no respectable young man would want you for anything other than your deepthroat skills.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup