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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1470 on: December 07, 2017, 07:50:52 AM »
There were some strong late entries including an excellent rebound from TheSilentHam, but they couldn't quite block this hilarious shot.

Christ, left for dead early, resurrects his race and defeats the Santas in the inaugural "Reason for the Season" 5k.

You're on the board Chris!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1471 on: December 07, 2017, 08:37:42 AM »


Ready?  Set?  SWIM!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1472 on: December 07, 2017, 09:06:15 AM »
Sarah Jessica Parker put in a valiant effort but still comes in last at the Celebrity Olympics.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1473 on: December 07, 2017, 10:23:18 AM »
The Russian swimmer was disqualified for using PEDs strong enough for a horse.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1474 on: December 07, 2017, 10:48:04 AM »
Can we just award Podaar the victory?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1475 on: December 07, 2017, 10:58:45 AM »
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TheCountOfNYC - 24
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1476 on: December 07, 2017, 11:36:23 AM »
Sarah Jessica Parker put in a valiant effort but still comes in last at the Celebrity Olympics.

SJP?  I thought it was Camilla?
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1477 on: December 07, 2017, 12:25:14 PM »
Jimmy rarely received the opportunity to race for his team because he was always horsing around....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1478 on: December 08, 2017, 01:19:47 PM »
24 Hours since the last response.  The winner, not surprisingly, is...

Sarah Jessica Parker put in a valiant effort but still comes in last at the Celebrity Olympics.

Although, it was not the Celebrity Olympics.  Rather, it was Battle of the Network Stars.

Podaar, you're up!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1479 on: December 08, 2017, 02:06:08 PM »
Boomerang victory, Baby!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1480 on: December 08, 2017, 02:06:38 PM »
New pic:


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1481 on: December 08, 2017, 02:56:20 PM »
We are looking for Darth E. Lee.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1482 on: December 08, 2017, 03:20:13 PM »
Right about now, so many parent's basements are empty right.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1483 on: December 08, 2017, 03:32:29 PM »
♫♫ You see Rebels, and Chewie, and Venkman and Sparrow,
Troopers, and Generals, and Leia and Darth Maul.
But do you recall
The most famous redneck of all?
Roy Moore, the racist Senator
Was a raging pedophile
And if you ever saw him
You would even say - surely Alabama won't re-elect him! ♫♫
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1484 on: December 08, 2017, 08:28:28 PM »
Battle Hymn of the Old Republic

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1485 on: December 08, 2017, 09:28:28 PM »
Alt universe....the United Confederacy of Planets
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1486 on: December 09, 2017, 09:47:49 AM »
Proof that Lucas was trying to turn Star Wars into F-Troop (I'm lookin' at you Jar Jar).

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1487 on: December 09, 2017, 11:20:15 AM »
The Hall of Presidents Nerd addition.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1488 on: December 11, 2017, 12:53:55 AM »
Breaking News! The Ghost Busters arrived just in time to exterminate the ghosts of a long long time ago from a galaxy far away, the ghost of Captain Jack Sparrow, and the ghosts of Civil War soldiers from the little known Battle of Angry Honey Badger Hill, in a scene that was described as "Contrived and hard to believe" by onlookers.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1489 on: December 11, 2017, 09:39:33 AM »
♫♫ You see Rebels, and Chewie, and Venkman and Sparrow,
Troopers, and Generals, and Leia and Darth Maul.
But do you recall
The most famous redneck of all?
Roy Moore, the racist Senator
Was a raging pedophile
And if you ever saw him
You would even say - surely Alabama won't re-elect him! ♫♫

Winner, winner, Mepps spinner.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1490 on: December 11, 2017, 10:18:55 AM »
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Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1491 on: December 11, 2017, 10:19:19 AM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1492 on: December 11, 2017, 11:59:05 AM »
Get a move on Podaar....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1493 on: December 11, 2017, 12:50:26 PM »
Look, there's another dead human in the street. Shame, he almost made it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1494 on: December 11, 2017, 12:51:56 PM »
Unless you brought a condom, we're going to just sit here in the front seat.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1495 on: December 11, 2017, 04:20:51 PM »
Get a move on Podaar....

 ???

I can't tell if this is a caption, or imploring me to award a victor (which I already have).  :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1496 on: December 11, 2017, 04:56:52 PM »
The roads are ruff today.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1497 on: December 11, 2017, 05:05:17 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1498 on: December 11, 2017, 06:11:23 PM »
Why do I let this bitch drive....?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1499 on: December 11, 2017, 06:25:37 PM »
You had to order it without onions didn't you. Now we have to sit here and wait till they bring it out.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1500 on: December 11, 2017, 07:51:05 PM »
Did that mutt just flip you the middle toe pad?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1501 on: December 11, 2017, 07:52:47 PM »
Bitches be drivin'.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1502 on: December 11, 2017, 08:15:46 PM »
Shut up.  If those chickens can drive, so can I.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1503 on: December 11, 2017, 08:29:53 PM »
Ethyl, can you pull over at the hydrant right there......I have to pi$$
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1504 on: December 11, 2017, 10:43:06 PM »
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