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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1435 on: November 28, 2017, 06:39:41 AM »
"HANG ON NEWT!, she's headed for the rubarb!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1436 on: November 28, 2017, 06:50:33 AM »
In today’s news, another celebrity has another story as Rebel Wilson speaks out against Harvey Weinstein.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1437 on: November 28, 2017, 10:50:49 AM »
People on streets

Dah dah dee dah day

People on streets

Dah dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah.....
I know I'm not the judge for the pic I posted but I thought this caption was damn funny!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1438 on: November 28, 2017, 07:16:26 PM »
Baby got baby back

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1439 on: November 29, 2017, 05:15:52 AM »
The Not-so-Silent Ham
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1440 on: November 29, 2017, 05:56:55 AM »
Wife : You dog is fucking a pig.
Husband : Yeah, he gets that from me....

Buddy whose your favorite actor?  Oh it must be Kevin Bacon...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1441 on: November 29, 2017, 06:15:13 AM »
"Does this dick in my ass make me look fat?"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1442 on: November 29, 2017, 12:49:36 PM »
The rejected Pink Floyd 'Animals' album cover.

[btw...do I get half a point for the 'people on streets' from before? ;)]
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1443 on: November 29, 2017, 01:25:05 PM »
You get a half point when you actually DON'T include a Queen reference!  :P
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1444 on: November 29, 2017, 03:02:14 PM »
Baby got baby back

Appropriate that Ham gets the win for the pig picture!

You're up, Ham!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1445 on: November 29, 2017, 03:04:35 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1446 on: November 29, 2017, 11:00:52 PM »

Appropriate that Ham gets the win for the pig picture!

You're up, Ham!

Thank you TAC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvFjtKPNfNE
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1447 on: November 29, 2017, 11:02:29 PM »
Next Up:


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1448 on: November 29, 2017, 11:04:17 PM »
Next Up:



Your lack of Guinness disturbs me.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1449 on: November 29, 2017, 11:06:40 PM »
Politicians and their cutting of funds.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1450 on: November 29, 2017, 11:16:43 PM »
" Jaws was never my scene
 And I don't like Star Wars....

all I wanna do is....."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1451 on: November 30, 2017, 05:21:09 AM »
Highland Wars.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
warflwwcesfw.
That's meme-speak for "We are really f*****g lazy when we can't eve say full words".

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1452 on: November 30, 2017, 05:59:47 AM »
Sean, of Aberdeenshire, enjoys experimenting with methane and is in a physical relationship with a Boba Fett action figure.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1453 on: November 30, 2017, 11:03:14 AM »
Vader, unable to cope with the loss of Padme, sees his life spin out of control.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1454 on: November 30, 2017, 11:06:53 AM »
Most impressively, there is no seat on that unicycle

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1455 on: November 30, 2017, 02:34:16 PM »
"Jedi see me rollin' they hatin'.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1456 on: December 01, 2017, 03:44:17 PM »
Wait a minute...does his skirt say "The Unipiper"?

 ???

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1457 on: December 01, 2017, 04:25:13 PM »
Where a kilt, they said. You will look cool, they said. Don't they know where I'm from? It's nothing but sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1458 on: December 03, 2017, 06:52:22 PM »
Sean, of Aberdeenshire, enjoys experimenting with methane and is in a physical relationship with a Boba Fett action figure.

Count almost had it out of the gate, but then this one got to me. Nice job Gregg, you're up!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1459 on: December 04, 2017, 05:58:47 AM »
Woohoo, thanks Marc. I'll post later when I've had more coffee.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1460 on: December 04, 2017, 06:57:29 AM »
New pic


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1461 on: December 04, 2017, 12:54:38 PM »
Promo pic for MP's new band: Sons Of Santa
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1462 on: December 04, 2017, 02:40:56 PM »
Christ, left for dead early, resurrects his race and defeats the Santas in the inaugural "Reason for the Season" 5k.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1463 on: December 05, 2017, 10:36:40 AM »
The artwork for Abbey Road looks a bit different than I remember.
“People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1464 on: December 06, 2017, 11:06:54 AM »
Any more entries?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1465 on: December 06, 2017, 11:23:06 AM »
New pic



After Duck Dynasty was cancelled, the boys decided to run out and try for a Mall Santa slot.  Si went for the Hare Krishna look.  "Hey... you guys know where the airport is?  My tea had to fly separate."
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1466 on: December 06, 2017, 07:27:58 PM »
Holy Ho Ho Ho

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1467 on: December 06, 2017, 08:54:22 PM »
Randalph ain't too far behind.

They sit on a throne of lies!

17 ICE Agents not pictured just out of the frame.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1468 on: December 06, 2017, 09:22:13 PM »
Who would win: Three fat gift dudes or one holy boi?
“People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1469 on: December 07, 2017, 05:38:08 AM »
Rufus the black beard Santa
All of the other Santas
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Rufus
Join in any Santa games
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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