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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #140 on: March 01, 2017, 09:34:38 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #141 on: March 02, 2017, 02:13:32 PM »
What happens when you allow Mike Portnoy to babysit over a weekend.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #142 on: March 02, 2017, 02:19:24 PM »
They be chillin' in the crib.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #143 on: March 02, 2017, 02:57:25 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #144 on: March 02, 2017, 03:18:11 PM »
'Where zah bitches at?'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #145 on: March 02, 2017, 04:28:05 PM »
Rollin down the street, eatin' Gogurts, sippin on apple juice..
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #146 on: March 02, 2017, 05:27:24 PM »
Is that a load of $hit in your diaper or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #147 on: March 02, 2017, 06:49:10 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #148 on: March 04, 2017, 10:19:36 PM »
"Yeah bitch! This is Day Care ink! We did our time...what of it?!?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #149 on: March 04, 2017, 11:57:37 PM »
"Fuck 'Time Out'"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #150 on: March 05, 2017, 06:32:40 AM »
We come from the hood.  Motherhood.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #151 on: March 05, 2017, 08:05:00 AM »
"Yeah bitch! This is Day Care ink! We did our time...what of it?!?"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #152 on: March 05, 2017, 10:06:50 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #153 on: March 05, 2017, 10:07:28 AM »
Your latest pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #154 on: March 05, 2017, 10:40:52 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #155 on: March 05, 2017, 11:39:35 AM »
I bet his parents are pretty pissed that he trashed their basement like that...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #156 on: March 05, 2017, 12:42:47 PM »
Man look at that pile of trash. Why would he get a Dell?



I hope he remembers that isn't iced tea in the bottle.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #157 on: March 05, 2017, 01:00:59 PM »
Jingle Boy needs a job.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2017, 01:49:57 PM »
Declassified photo of Hillary Clintons private server station.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2017, 04:31:41 PM »
I'm just glad we can't see the pile of used Depends underneath the computer table.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #160 on: March 05, 2017, 04:57:27 PM »
Trump's secret Twitter space.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #161 on: March 05, 2017, 05:28:28 PM »
It ain't no joke in the Tempus Vox office when he's on a deadline to provide his next greatest novel......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #162 on: March 05, 2017, 06:22:05 PM »
DTF doesn't just happen, you know.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #163 on: March 05, 2017, 06:41:07 PM »
Your latest pic:



Fuck!  Where are my keys?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #164 on: March 06, 2017, 11:47:19 AM »
And here, we see a vivid recreation of the YouTube commenter's natural habitat.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #165 on: March 06, 2017, 12:04:23 PM »
Not a caption, but amidst all that unhealthy crap are things of yogurt. What do you call those things yogurt comes in, anyway?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #166 on: March 06, 2017, 12:04:45 PM »
I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #167 on: March 06, 2017, 12:06:32 PM »
Not a caption, but amidst all that unhealthy crap are things of yogurt. What do you call those things yogurt comes in, anyway?

I'm more concerned with the bottles of PowerAde appearing to have urine in them.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #168 on: March 06, 2017, 12:29:22 PM »
I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!

You just insulted half of DTF!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #169 on: March 06, 2017, 01:01:35 PM »
I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!

You just insulted half of DTF!

What if it's a vintage 1985 Optimus Prime? :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #170 on: March 06, 2017, 01:12:58 PM »
I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!

You just insulted half of DTF!

Bonus! I was just hoping for Blob.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #171 on: March 06, 2017, 01:16:01 PM »
You want to hit him low ask him for a picture of him in sunlight.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #172 on: March 06, 2017, 11:08:38 PM »
That's disgusting.........chocolate Yoplait yogurt?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #173 on: March 07, 2017, 03:01:35 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #174 on: March 07, 2017, 03:23:49 PM »
What I imagined SuperDude's home works pace to resemble....
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