Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 207573 times)

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #980 on:** July 15, 2017, 12:33:02 AM »

Chino gets his revenge.

Tick · « **Reply #981 on:** July 15, 2017, 10:40:03 AM »

Potassium allergies are a mother fucker

DragonAttack · « **Reply #982 on:** July 16, 2017, 09:17:52 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on July 14, 2017, 07:47:00 PM

At what became known as the Tennis Ball Massacre, local law enforcement agents were stumped as to who could have perpetrated such a heinous act, until they spotted the calling card of the international crime lord known only as "Chino."

I didn't participate in that thread, but I followed it. Instant winner!!!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #983 on:** July 16, 2017, 09:55:55 PM »

That thread didn't need participation to be enjoyed. Kinda like sex with a corpse.

Boxers
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Briefs
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Going Commando
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid.

Because my daughter is totally in to this series now and I am reading these books to her all the time...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #984 on:** July 17, 2017, 06:52:42 AM »

I just can't wait for the sequel - Vice Rear Admiral Underpants

Beware of the shart.

With a boiler like that, and T-Rex arms... how does one scratch one's boys?

soupytwist · « **Reply #985 on:** July 17, 2017, 06:57:09 AM »

I'm Pedoman, here to touch to inappropriately!

Black Kid : Are you Batman?
White Kid : Nah he's Fatman.

SwedishGoose · « **Reply #986 on:** July 17, 2017, 10:09:22 PM »

Introducing the all-new Pampers Super-dry

DragonAttack · « **Reply #987 on:** July 18, 2017, 06:51:22 AM »

Scenes from around the world, when a person stands up and proudly proclaims, "I won the DTF Caption Contest!"

Cool Chris · « **Reply #988 on:** July 18, 2017, 10:34:59 AM »

Ok so this one wasn't very good I guess. Go ahead DragonAttack, you win!

TAC · « **Reply #989 on:** July 18, 2017, 10:37:46 AM »

I didn't know the tennis one was over. I posted a caption that I wasn't proud of, so I banned myself from the thread of that pic as punishment.
Didn't know we moved onto another.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #990 on:** July 18, 2017, 01:57:20 PM »

Thanks, Cool Chris. Participation has been down during these summer months.

TAC, a Roger Federer 'Not on my lawn' would have worked for the previous one, eh?

OAKLAND ATHLETICS
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid.

SwedishGoose · « **Reply #991 on:** July 18, 2017, 02:14:43 PM »

Best orgasm ever.... peanut in the vagina

Tick · « **Reply #992 on:** July 18, 2017, 03:41:14 PM »

There's something fishy about this.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #993 on:** July 18, 2017, 03:45:15 PM »

Just had to verify how you "identify"... there might have been nuts up there!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #994 on:** July 18, 2017, 06:07:02 PM »

That elephant is making America great again.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #995 on:** July 18, 2017, 07:01:17 PM »

Talk about junk in the trunk.

TAC · « **Reply #996 on:** July 18, 2017, 08:32:10 PM »

Herbert the Pervert is reincarnated as an elephant.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #997 on:** July 18, 2017, 08:52:55 PM »

Trump's pet elephant.

TAC · « **Reply #998 on:** July 18, 2017, 09:00:46 PM »

FarmersOnly.com matches another couple!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #999 on:** July 18, 2017, 09:15:45 PM »

Fargo the Aisian elephant LOVES Roast Beef....

TempusVox · « **Reply #1000 on:** July 18, 2017, 09:41:42 PM »

Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1001 on:** July 19, 2017, 04:36:10 AM »

Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on July 18, 2017, 07:01:17 PM

Talk about junk in the trunk.

Quote from: TempusVox on July 18, 2017, 09:41:42 PM

Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".

Paying attention: You suck at it.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1002 on:** July 19, 2017, 07:12:23 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 19, 2017, 04:36:10 AM

Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on July 18, 2017, 07:01:17 PM
Talk about junk in the trunk.

Quote from: TempusVox on July 18, 2017, 09:41:42 PM
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".

Paying attention: You suck at it.

Different perspective, but thanks for taking time out of writing Yelp reviews to look out for the thread. $:\$

Tick · « **Reply #1003 on:** July 19, 2017, 08:51:48 AM »

The one thing this elephant wishes he could forget

TAC · « **Reply #1004 on:** July 19, 2017, 09:10:16 AM »

Wow, he said he was hung like an elephant.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1005 on:** July 19, 2017, 09:15:14 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on July 19, 2017, 07:12:23 AM

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 19, 2017, 04:36:10 AM
Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on July 18, 2017, 07:01:17 PM
Talk about junk in the trunk.

Quote from: TempusVox on July 18, 2017, 09:41:42 PM
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".

Paying attention: You suck at it.

Different perspective, but thanks for taking time out of writing Yelp reviews to look out for the thread. $:\$

lol... I know I'm being a bit of a tool when I do this, but it's kinda turned into a 'thing' for me. So, in future... if/when I do this again, don't anyone get all butthurt.

resume captioning....

Tick · « **Reply #1006 on:** July 19, 2017, 09:23:52 AM »

19.99 oil change.

TAC · « **Reply #1007 on:** July 19, 2017, 09:55:28 AM »

After his appearance on the cover of Dream Theater's Black Clouds And Silver Linings, Abe the Elephant started to rack up tons of rock n roll groupies.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1008 on:** July 19, 2017, 12:56:31 PM »

"Hey fellas... who's thirsty? I got a squirter over here!"

TempusVox · « **Reply #1009 on:** July 19, 2017, 01:58:56 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 19, 2017, 09:15:14 AM

Quote from: TempusVox on July 19, 2017, 07:12:23 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 19, 2017, 04:36:10 AM
Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on July 18, 2017, 07:01:17 PM
Talk about junk in the trunk.

Quote from: TempusVox on July 18, 2017, 09:41:42 PM
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".

Paying attention: You suck at it.

Different perspective, but thanks for taking time out of writing Yelp reviews to look out for the thread. $:\$

lol... I know I'm being a bit of a tool when I do this, but it's kinda turned into a 'thing' for me. So, in future... if/when I do this again, don't anyone get all butthurt.

resume captioning....

I would hope no one would get butt hurt for Pete's sake.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1010 on:** July 19, 2017, 02:03:42 PM »

Quote from: TempusVox on July 19, 2017, 01:58:56 PM

I would hope no one would get butt hurt for Pete's sake.

Paying attention: You're doing it write.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1011 on:** July 19, 2017, 02:15:31 PM »

"Horton Huffs a Ho"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1012 on:** July 19, 2017, 04:26:52 PM »

Dumbo is a playa.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1013 on:** July 19, 2017, 08:23:08 PM »

I really

at the current occupant DT joke, the DT band joke, laughed at all the others, loved the bickering

... but I gave the ever so slight edge to....

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 19, 2017, 12:56:31 PM

"Hey fellas... who's thirsty? I got a squirter over here!"

Hope I get a positive Yelp from you, jingle.boy. You're up!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1014 on:** July 20, 2017, 05:00:27 AM »

Thank you sir. Some top shelf captions there that had me rofl.

Aim's with Heart
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 62
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Aim's with Hand
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Forgotten the face of their father
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid.

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 207573 times)