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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #875 on: June 25, 2017, 08:51:54 PM »
Old McDonald owned a subway car EIEIO!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #876 on: June 25, 2017, 08:53:53 PM »
This little piggy went to market.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #877 on: June 25, 2017, 08:58:18 PM »
Warriors!  Come out and play Warriors!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #878 on: June 25, 2017, 09:02:22 PM »
I've got a sudden craving for shish-kabob.

The Dancing Bear team is asked to get a little.... kinky.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #879 on: June 25, 2017, 09:11:01 PM »
Claustrophobia.  You're knew deep in it now.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #880 on: June 26, 2017, 05:25:57 AM »
'I know animals travel free, but I just don't think we'll get away with this'

'Stop sitting on my tail feathers'

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #881 on: June 26, 2017, 02:04:29 PM »
Warriors!  Come out and play Warriors!

That was literally the first thing I thought of.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #882 on: June 26, 2017, 09:46:44 PM »
Farmville: Urban Edition

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #883 on: June 26, 2017, 10:21:14 PM »
They're all going out to look for the Cock
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #884 on: June 26, 2017, 10:48:54 PM »
The gang soon regretted their choice of robbers masks

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #885 on: June 27, 2017, 12:40:45 AM »
Upon request you must give your seat up for furries.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #886 on: June 27, 2017, 01:51:32 AM »
Confirmed: Fake meat still served at Subway

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #887 on: June 27, 2017, 04:38:00 AM »
Casting call for the reboot of Gremlins.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #888 on: June 27, 2017, 06:11:20 AM »
I avoid the train whenever possible. There's usually a bunch of animals on the train.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #889 on: June 27, 2017, 07:18:30 AM »
Heading to the annual Halloween party at the slaughterhouse.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #890 on: June 27, 2017, 07:29:07 AM »
JUMANJI: Redneck Edition
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #891 on: June 27, 2017, 05:01:04 PM »
'I know animals travel free, but I just don't think we'll get away with this.'

Once again, lots that made me laugh, but this one takes it. Winner!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #892 on: June 28, 2017, 01:42:44 AM »
Thanks.  Unexpected as there were some good ones to choose from.

Blue Whales.
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Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Minky Whales
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Snow Dog - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
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Dark Master Of Sin - 4
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Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
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Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
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Randaran - 2
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #893 on: June 28, 2017, 04:58:27 AM »
5 star airbags on that one.

My insurance just went up.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #894 on: June 28, 2017, 06:56:02 AM »
"Larry, as much as I enjoy taking a walk I just don't feel like the world is a safe place"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #895 on: June 28, 2017, 06:56:40 AM »
"Oh damn, I'd like to have an accident on her!"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #896 on: June 28, 2017, 06:58:41 AM »
"Why the hell do those two keep humming..."mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmm"?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #897 on: June 28, 2017, 08:10:39 AM »
Hey, babe, wanna crash at my place tonight?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #898 on: June 28, 2017, 08:21:05 AM »
Hey, babe, wanna crash at my place tonight?


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #899 on: June 28, 2017, 10:03:02 AM »
Hey mate, she's a blond, we might stand a chance...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #900 on: June 28, 2017, 10:24:15 AM »
Wanna experience my vehicular ejection?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #901 on: June 28, 2017, 10:26:42 AM »
Hello, I am C-I8U, human-cyborg relations.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #902 on: June 28, 2017, 11:04:17 AM »
Hey Babe....why don't you let me show you why the back seat is the best seat.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #903 on: June 28, 2017, 11:05:03 AM »
You think she'd take on two dummies like us?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #904 on: June 28, 2017, 01:37:28 PM »
I'll bet we could cornhole her on the freeway, and not even leave a mark.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #905 on: June 28, 2017, 01:46:55 PM »
I just had an accident in my pants.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #906 on: June 29, 2017, 06:27:15 AM »
Hey, I bet *those* headlights still work.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #907 on: June 29, 2017, 07:31:21 AM »
Just commenting:  I am glad I don't have to judge this one, as there's around a dozen winners
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #908 on: June 29, 2017, 07:37:40 AM »
I may not be CP30 but you can still play with my Golden Rod
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #909 on: June 29, 2017, 07:39:20 AM »
Hey toots... bet you didn't know we're trained in motorboats too.  :eyebrows:

We are fully functional in every way... programmed in multiple techniques.  A broad... variety of pleasuring.

We may not look like much, but we've got it where it counts.

I'm sorry I ordered a medium Pepperoni......not a large fat a$$, semen soaked heartless bitch!

Wrong contest!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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