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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #840 on: June 20, 2017, 09:35:30 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #841 on: June 20, 2017, 09:55:05 AM »
Auto erotic asphyxiation...your doing it wrong.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #842 on: June 20, 2017, 09:55:56 AM »
Its sad to see what Burt Reynolds has done to himself.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #843 on: June 20, 2017, 11:21:48 AM »
Orbert's dark secret.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #844 on: June 20, 2017, 02:05:18 PM »
If the stocking survives longer than your husband it's a keeper...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #845 on: June 20, 2017, 11:03:53 PM »
Clarence was elated to play the "Shrunken Head" in the Vicksburg Community Theater's production of Beetlejuice.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #846 on: June 21, 2017, 05:57:09 AM »
In response to North Korea killing a US student, President Trump directs his Secretary Of Pantyhose to implement a new method of torture to a North Korean captive at Guantanamo Bay.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #847 on: June 21, 2017, 02:17:51 PM »
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This Queen fan was   :rollin  at this one   
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #848 on: June 22, 2017, 04:58:15 AM »
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Orbert's dark secret.

Nice.  You be up.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #849 on: June 22, 2017, 08:45:13 AM »
Awesome!  Thanks!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #850 on: June 22, 2017, 09:13:57 AM »
Why does this smell like my wife's pussy?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #851 on: June 22, 2017, 09:16:41 AM »
Stormtrooper qualifying school:  if you can miss at this range, you're in!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #852 on: June 22, 2017, 11:18:47 AM »
Darwin Award reenactment: take five.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #853 on: June 22, 2017, 11:20:35 AM »
You'll shoot your eye out.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #854 on: June 22, 2017, 12:03:32 PM »
Nkwame soon regreted accepting the "african roulette" challenge
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #855 on: June 22, 2017, 12:15:11 PM »
Cpl. Nikimbe neglected to read the user manual for the new Osprey Night Scope....and subsequently had a rough day as Private Mukambo was a bit confused as to how to operate the gun safety....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #856 on: June 22, 2017, 08:30:12 PM »
He's forgotten the face of his father.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #857 on: June 23, 2017, 08:54:09 PM »
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Many good ones, but this one got me most. Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #858 on: June 23, 2017, 11:07:35 PM »
Thank ye Showdog!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #859 on: June 24, 2017, 04:29:35 AM »
This planking thing is out of control.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #860 on: June 24, 2017, 05:02:22 AM »
Mike Tyson's courier service.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #861 on: June 24, 2017, 06:45:35 AM »
Man listen to the roar of that engine.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #862 on: June 24, 2017, 06:53:07 AM »
Coming home from the bar with some pussy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #863 on: June 24, 2017, 07:56:04 AM »
Calvin just never outgrew his love for Hobbes.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #864 on: June 24, 2017, 08:41:21 AM »
I said go get em' tiger......not go get A tiger!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #865 on: June 24, 2017, 11:11:17 AM »
Heeeeeee's Grrreeeeeaaaat!!!!

I'd like to see someone road rage this mofo.  No, seriously, I would.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #866 on: June 24, 2017, 11:28:56 AM »
Life of Pythagorean Theory
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #867 on: June 24, 2017, 01:45:44 PM »
Go ahead. Tailgate me motherfucker!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #868 on: June 24, 2017, 01:46:10 PM »
The new Fuck PETA bumper sticker.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #869 on: June 24, 2017, 02:43:08 PM »
Learning by fear is now very popular amongst driving schools in London
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #870 on: June 24, 2017, 03:22:39 PM »
Man, they got to work on Grenfell pretty quick!

too soon?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #871 on: June 24, 2017, 04:13:27 PM »
What's Grenfell?
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #872 on: June 25, 2017, 03:26:27 PM »
Y 'all don't make it easy (which is a good thing), but this got me in an ol' soft spot. Winner:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #873 on: June 25, 2017, 08:45:28 PM »
Wow, that was unexpected! Thank you!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #874 on: June 25, 2017, 08:46:48 PM »
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