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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #665 on: May 19, 2017, 10:31:55 AM »
Escape from Dogatraz.

more like The Dogshank Redemption

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #666 on: May 19, 2017, 10:43:21 AM »
Escape from Dogatraz.

more like The Dogshank Redemption

Dog Day Afternoon? :lol
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« Reply #667 on: May 19, 2017, 11:20:23 AM »

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #668 on: May 19, 2017, 11:59:40 AM »
Once you go black, you never go back
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #669 on: May 19, 2017, 11:59:53 AM »
Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #670 on: May 20, 2017, 11:54:55 PM »
Washington Capitals fans look on as the Penguins play for another Eastern Conference title.

As a hockey fan, especially one who's sick of the Pens, this one wins. You're up!

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« Reply #671 on: May 24, 2017, 12:49:23 PM »
Hey sorry it took so long. I've been dealing with a sinus infection for a week now and haven't really been on my computer much.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #672 on: May 24, 2017, 12:58:47 PM »
The man pictured here was 7 years old the last time Metallica put out an album worth a  :censored
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« Reply #673 on: May 24, 2017, 01:40:32 PM »
Eight years in the Oval Office sure takes a lot out of a guy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #674 on: May 24, 2017, 02:21:11 PM »
The call of No-tooth-u

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #675 on: May 24, 2017, 02:26:03 PM »
When celebrating finally finding 'your precious'....reach for your iPod and rock away  :metal
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #676 on: May 24, 2017, 03:13:35 PM »
The Shortest Tooth has been pulled for you.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #677 on: May 25, 2017, 06:23:50 AM »
This Oklahoman was surely the inventor of the TOOTHbrush.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #678 on: May 25, 2017, 06:26:06 AM »
tho enerthy!  tho powah!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #679 on: May 25, 2017, 06:33:39 AM »
Bow to Denture Messiah.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #680 on: May 25, 2017, 06:39:21 AM »
Dave Mustaine: The later years
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #681 on: May 25, 2017, 07:00:33 AM »
Hmmn.  I would have sworn a Metallica fan's ears would rot first.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #682 on: May 25, 2017, 06:46:12 PM »
DAMMIT, I Said ride the lightning, not bite my Ipod!

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« Reply #683 on: May 26, 2017, 01:24:24 PM »
The man pictured here was 7 years old the last time Metallica put out an album worth a  :censored

This one got me right out of the gate (even though I quite like Death Magnetic and Hardwired...to Self-Destruct). You're up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #684 on: May 26, 2017, 04:01:56 PM »
Wow....cool! Thanks

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #685 on: May 26, 2017, 05:04:30 PM »
Little Johnny salutes the Stars and Stripes

That is very similar to my "dawn's early rise".

Chris Hansen needs to pay a visit to the TAC basement.
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« Reply #686 on: May 26, 2017, 05:06:24 PM »
If he was a black, it would be a Megalodon.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #687 on: May 26, 2017, 05:40:00 PM »
*whisper-voice* Despite just rising form his 4 hour afternoon nap, the young male offspring is exhausted from his journey down the stairs.  It is his daily routine to seek warmth and comfort, while minimizing movement to keep his energy reserves from completely depleting before grazing.  Under the safety of his den, and knowing that mother is fixing a snack of fish crackers and chocolate milk, we see him taking a passive, almost submissive, posture.  When you listen closely, you can hear his muffled voice... "pass the remote" ... and know that he has found his place of refuge for the day.

Does somebody need a hu - ... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KID!!!  Put that thing away before you take out someone's eye.
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« Reply #688 on: May 26, 2017, 06:24:58 PM »
Fitted Snuggies come in small, medium, and Holy Crap XXX large
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #689 on: May 26, 2017, 06:32:39 PM »
First time Kade heard Winger.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #690 on: May 27, 2017, 11:32:10 AM »
Hey guys, Billy mays jr. Here with another fintastic product!

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« Reply #691 on: May 28, 2017, 01:52:02 AM »
Bob Dole eventually found better hiding spots for his stash of "little blues"  when getting ready for visits from the grandkids

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #692 on: May 28, 2017, 05:06:06 AM »
Grandma's next knitting project, a Ron Jeremy blanket.
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« Reply #693 on: May 29, 2017, 06:58:38 AM »
Good Christ, look at the size of the schlong on that kid!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #694 on: May 29, 2017, 07:12:18 AM »
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #695 on: May 29, 2017, 09:04:47 AM »
Hey guys, Billy mays jr. Here with another fintastic product!

 :lol  this one got me, you're up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #696 on: May 30, 2017, 05:01:40 PM »
Hey guys, Billy mays jr. Here with another fintastic product!

 :lol  this one got me, you're up!


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #697 on: May 31, 2017, 08:31:21 AM »
I know the round is over but...


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #698 on: May 31, 2017, 08:41:16 AM »
Gonna give Throughhereyesdude the rest of the afternoon to post a pic of then I'll just post another.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #699 on: June 01, 2017, 08:08:03 AM »
Alrighty then....gonna post another pic and judge it being that it's been a few days with no response from Throughhereyesdude and don't want to hold this up any longer.....


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