Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

- Rose, listen to me. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I’m thankful, Rose. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive....that you will never give up...not matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.

Despite jb's attempt to play to the audience with a good Survivor reference, this one got me.

[soupytwist]

Oh wow thanks.

Hope I'm doing this right...

Blackadder.
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Lord Flashheart
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

Baldrick
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[Podaar]

The HR Director received a demotion after royally screwing up the diversity assignments for security at the 2017 Little People Conference in Denver.

[jingle.boy]

The audition lineup for Paul Blart: Mall Cop II - Roll Tide.

[TempusVox]

*FORT HANCOCK, TEXAS -2019*

Due to extreme cost overruns on "Trump's Wall", the US Border Patrol has been forced scale back on its patrol vehicles

[Snow Dog]

"In fiscal year nineteen eighty six to eighty seven, local, state and federal governments spent a combined total of sixty point six million dollars on law enforcement. Law enforcement expenditures ranked last in absolute dollars and accounted for only six percent of all spending..."

[jingle.boy]

Canada Border Services receives upgrades to the vehicle fleet.

[soupytwist]

Don't want to kill this thread on my first picture, so can I get a few more captions.  Either way I'll pick a winner sometime tonight!

[gmillerdrake]

TRON 3 - Black Lives Matters began filming earlier this week

[DragonAttack]

When they said the remake of 'CHiPs' was going to be low budget, they weren't kidding.

Jones' and McIlroy's blood would get pumping when they'd hear 'Bad Motor Scooter'.  The adrenaline rush was always short lived.

(for some reason, I've envisioned Kevin James singing 'Empire' the past couple of days.....)   

[King Postwhore]

Johnny pulled Tammy's hair.  He's in big trouble.

This is just juvenile.


You'd think with their budget the police would have Big Wheels.

[TAC]

We hear there's been some hopscotch violations around here lately.

[jingle.boy]

Hey Rupeet, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

[DragonAttack]

"Hey, Bobby, did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?"

[King Postwhore]

Meter Maid Cops are easy to run away from.

[soupytwist]

We hear there's been some hopscotch violations around here lately.

WINNER! 
A few good ones but this one made me laugh over to you TAC.

[TAC]

Thanks Soup!

Sportswear
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Swimwear
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

Underwear
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[TAC]

[gmillerdrake]

That moment when Leon introduced the 'poke check' to Walter.

[King Postwhore]

The biggest "OH SHIT!" moment ever.

[Prog Snob]

Larry Bird just wasn't able to compete with the new generation of basketball superstars.

[TempusVox]

They weren't kidding when they told Glenn, "We can't put you in the basketball league, but we can put the basketball league in you".

[jingle.boy]

And so began the Old Lives Matter movement.

This is not what Herb expected when someon asked him to "feel the Bern"

Where are my teeth??  SOMEBODY STOLE MY TEETH!!!

Guess who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[King Postwhore]

Shit just got real!

[TheCountOfNYC]

Gary Busey tries his hand at a new career.

[Tick]

Roy has always been gay. He took up basketball at an advanced age for the bulges

[DragonAttack]

That moment when you are glad you are wearing your Depends.

That moment when you realize you forgot to wear your Depends.

'Now what?  Do I roll it?  Kick it?'

[jingle.boy]

That moment when you realize you're not in the volleyball gymnasium.

Guess who wants to go home for a game of pinochle an a nap.

Although his mind was sharp as a tack, Vern's body wasn't what it used to be when he played for the Washington Generals in the late 70s.

"Geu ofun.  Phumon gea ofun!"

[gmillerdrake]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

[TAC]

Guess who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Vous κtes le gagnant !   

[jingle.boy]

Merci beaucoup!

English
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

French
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

Newfie and Bahstonian
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[jingle.boy]

And today's pic

[gmillerdrake]

Her sultry eyes....sweet shimmering lips....gorgeous flowing hair......Merkel is one heck of a hottie!

[TAC]

I'd grab her by the pussy.

[King Postwhore]

She has to be adopted.