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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #525 on: April 21, 2017, 07:48:39 AM »
"Are we doin it right?"
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*sniff* ... "You have asparagus for lunch?"

I know Gary is swiping right.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #526 on: April 21, 2017, 07:50:13 AM »
:zydar:
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #527 on: April 21, 2017, 01:17:02 PM »
It's a Mighty Mac.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #528 on: April 21, 2017, 01:17:22 PM »
Um..I can't breath in here!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #529 on: April 21, 2017, 01:19:23 PM »
I'll have the number two, super sized.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #530 on: April 21, 2017, 01:21:27 PM »
One hot dog. Two buns.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #531 on: April 21, 2017, 01:22:53 PM »
Get the dogs off the couch.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #532 on: April 21, 2017, 01:32:09 PM »
Just another Sunday brunch at the TAC household.

Petunia and her Aunt Tulip are hot into the 12th round of charades when they draw the card for book title "Anal Beads for Dummies"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #533 on: April 21, 2017, 04:31:36 PM »
Just another Sunday brunch at the TAC household.

WTF? That doesn't even look like my couch!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #534 on: April 21, 2017, 04:43:41 PM »
Not after that sweaty mess.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #535 on: April 21, 2017, 05:19:21 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #536 on: April 22, 2017, 03:45:50 PM »
This is why you should never attempt a Fecal Transplant at home.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #537 on: April 22, 2017, 03:47:17 PM »
Oh look! Vladimir Putin sent a gift to President Trump.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #538 on: April 22, 2017, 03:53:42 PM »
Oh look! Vladimir Putin sent a gift to President Trump.

Trump hates the gift.  He can't grab them by the...
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #539 on: April 22, 2017, 05:06:18 PM »
Can you pass me the toilet paper?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #540 on: April 22, 2017, 05:57:37 PM »
Another hard one to judge, no butts about it....

The low-budget remake of "Requiem for a Dream" suffers further budget cuts...

Got me on this.  You're up, Sir. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #541 on: April 23, 2017, 02:35:24 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #542 on: April 24, 2017, 05:57:53 AM »
The Human Lesbopede.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #543 on: April 24, 2017, 07:39:48 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #544 on: April 24, 2017, 08:46:54 AM »
Eskimo surfing.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #545 on: April 24, 2017, 09:07:06 AM »
The original Anakin/Obi Wan final dual on Hoth just didn't have the pizazz that George Lucas was looking for.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #546 on: April 24, 2017, 10:09:34 AM »
Next time, on Survivor: Anchorage
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #547 on: April 24, 2017, 10:14:07 AM »
Micheal Moore and Al Gore get together to celebrate Global Warming Day.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #548 on: April 24, 2017, 01:14:16 PM »
Today on 'Mythbusters', we will confirm or deny George Costanza's notion of 'shrinkage'.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #549 on: April 24, 2017, 01:16:03 PM »
We have to stop meeting like this.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #550 on: April 24, 2017, 09:17:36 PM »
Boy on left: "Trust me, comrade," he said... "Is Russian manhood rite of passage," he said... Bolshevik bullshit, I say!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #551 on: April 25, 2017, 01:22:11 AM »
- Ice to see you.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #552 on: April 25, 2017, 04:50:13 AM »
Near, far, wherever you are ......
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #553 on: April 25, 2017, 11:04:29 AM »
Put your feet in the water and your shorts will shrink too.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #554 on: April 25, 2017, 11:36:32 AM »
'The Hunt for White November' didn't capture the excitement intended as the long anticipated sequel.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #555 on: April 25, 2017, 11:48:31 AM »
The first thing J Boy did after receiving his severance package.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #556 on: April 25, 2017, 12:39:20 PM »
The first thing J Boy did after receiving his severance package.

Nah... it was more like

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #557 on: April 25, 2017, 03:12:51 PM »
Oh boy. Maybe should've just done the ice thing.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #558 on: April 26, 2017, 02:05:43 AM »
"Near...Far... wherever you are...I know that my heart will go oooooooon"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #559 on: April 26, 2017, 06:38:29 AM »
"Near...Far... wherever you are...I know that my heart will go oooooooon"

TV....i know he's the 'King' and all but let's not flatter him too much....

Near, far, wherever you are ......
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