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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #455 on: April 09, 2017, 10:35:29 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #456 on: April 09, 2017, 10:49:35 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #457 on: April 10, 2017, 04:27:35 AM »
Your next pic...



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #458 on: April 10, 2017, 05:22:52 AM »
Someone ought to tell this guy it feels like someone else if you do it with your opposite hand.

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Velcro mullets weren't even cool when Gooden could strike out 268.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #459 on: April 10, 2017, 08:18:12 AM »
She's obviously a lesbian.  Ol' mullet head might be one too, I can't say for sure.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #460 on: April 10, 2017, 12:42:50 PM »
I came in like a wrecking ball

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #461 on: April 10, 2017, 01:07:59 PM »
You should see her pussy.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #462 on: April 10, 2017, 01:39:09 PM »
When someone munches her carpet, where do you think they start?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #463 on: April 10, 2017, 02:14:04 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #464 on: April 10, 2017, 06:31:36 PM »
The one mullet to rule them all.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #465 on: April 10, 2017, 07:01:14 PM »
Apparently has carpal tunnel from using a flowbee.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #466 on: April 10, 2017, 08:10:06 PM »
In the Lesbian realm this look is known as the Platypus.....little bit of everything
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #467 on: April 10, 2017, 09:17:20 PM »
Holy shit, did Ellen really let herself go!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #468 on: April 11, 2017, 06:45:13 AM »
Apparently has carpal tunnel from using a flowbee.

On both wrists.  :)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #469 on: April 11, 2017, 07:45:02 AM »
Two women enter.....one woman leaves......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #470 on: April 11, 2017, 09:19:31 AM »
Former Roller Derby star with the Long Island Roller Rebels, Babe Ruthless, is spotted lining up for a plate of the finest rack from Bubba's Backyard at the Esquimalt Ribfest 2016.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #471 on: April 11, 2017, 01:05:32 PM »
Billy Jean King Cyrus
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #472 on: April 11, 2017, 03:57:23 PM »
Judy Dirkschneider
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #473 on: April 11, 2017, 07:00:09 PM »
Apparently the dominant gene.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #474 on: April 12, 2017, 09:25:44 PM »
Apparently has carpal tunnel from using a flowbee.


There were some good ones, but this one wins. You're up!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #475 on: April 13, 2017, 05:44:07 AM »
Thanks Temp!

 

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Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 87
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16

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Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #476 on: April 13, 2017, 06:05:57 AM »
Next pic:

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #477 on: April 13, 2017, 06:09:02 AM »
Thanks Obama.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #478 on: April 13, 2017, 04:16:28 PM »
At 92, Celeste's days of working as a bike rack are nearing the end.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #479 on: April 13, 2017, 05:56:12 PM »
Just light her on fire and voilà....   Ghost Rider!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #480 on: April 13, 2017, 07:18:09 PM »
Im gonna ride this Son of a Bitch like I did Earl the night before he shipped out in 42'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #481 on: April 13, 2017, 07:52:48 PM »
Bitch on wheels.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #482 on: April 13, 2017, 08:30:42 PM »
George H.W. Bush takes his scooter out every Sunday in downtown Hyannis Port.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #483 on: April 13, 2017, 08:36:00 PM »
"Yeah...I used to bang Harley. Davidson too! So what?"

Edna Jean Holgerson, America's First Biker Chick.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #484 on: April 13, 2017, 08:37:40 PM »
Every so often Clara has to stop and push because the vibrations make her bloomers too moist.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #485 on: April 14, 2017, 02:16:50 PM »
"Yeah...I used to bang Harley. Davidson too! So what?"


You're a double winner today Temp!


Now reset BOTH threads before you disappear for the weekend! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #486 on: April 14, 2017, 02:33:52 PM »
Every so often Clara has to stop and push because the vibrations make her bloomers too moist.

This one had me helpless with laughter this morning.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #487 on: April 14, 2017, 09:41:03 PM »
Wow! Thank you. I shall post a new photograph on the morrow.
 
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Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16

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Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #488 on: April 15, 2017, 09:38:42 AM »
Your next pic...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #489 on: April 15, 2017, 10:28:32 AM »
First in line for the Tempus Vox book signing!  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol